I'm Michael Hoff, I'm the best around.
Hawful has played 6 Contractors in a total of 29 Contracts, earning 26 Wins, 3 Failures, and 0 Contractor Deaths.
They have survived 4 Contracts where another Contractor died.
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Hawful has run 6 Contracts in 2 Worlds for 18 Contractors and 14 Players. Contractors in their Contracts received 24 Gifts, failed but survived 0 times, and met with 0 unfortunate ends.
They have achieved the Golden Ratio 0 times.
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A moral victory though
Skin of his Teeth
When in question? Blow it up. Doesn't work? Laser it! Rinse, repeat
Played a metal concert with the Norse god of poetry
Proved they cannot be predicted
Demonstrated leadership through the highs and lows of wizardry
Five's debut, already killing people.
A most metal first Game for a most Metal Contractor
Hellhounds do make wonderful scapegoats, don't they?
Traumatized a person in the pregame, got a new eye!
Lost his right leg to a kracken
Reuben and the Poke make their way to SouthEast Asia and shoot the crap out of a Chinese Casino owner.
He got to use magic to burn the hard drives at the end!
Got knocked out by a fish demon and lost a little blood to a blood mage.
Fed his dog obedience biscuits. This did not end well.
Oliver proves early on that he's willing to do whatever it takes to win games.
Begged Elliot for his life and got to keep it.
Ran into a burning building to get his stuff
Helped get the team accross the island.
He was a bit out of his element on this one, but maybe he always will be.
Was surprisingly eager to get to killin' once we got out of the infernal car-machine.
Caught the plague
MVP for being very entertaining and solving most of the puzzles
Anton the monster leaves another man to die, but manages to keep himself together this time.
Left some guards to die