I'm Michael Hoff, I'm the best around.
Hawful has played 6 Contractors in a total of 29 Contracts, earning 26 Wins, 3 Failures, and 0 Contractor Deaths.
They have survived 4 Contracts where another Contractor died.
Hawful has run 6 Contracts in 2 Worlds for 18 Contractors and 14 Players. Contractors in their Contracts received 24 Gifts, failed but survived 0 times, and met with 0 unfortunate ends.
They have achieved the Golden Ratio 0 times.
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When in question? Blow it up. Doesn't work? Laser it! Rinse, repeat
Five's debut, already killing people.
Hellhounds do make wonderful scapegoats, don't they?
He got to use magic to burn the hard drives at the end!
Got knocked out by a fish demon and lost a little blood to a blood mage.
Ran into a burning building to get his stuff
He was a bit out of his element on this one, but maybe he always will be.
Was surprisingly eager to get to killin' once we got out of the infernal car-machine.