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Mech suit
It’s a mech suit
This Artifact can be used as a mech suit. It is roughly the same size as a mech suit and just as difficult to conceal.
This mech suit has 1-to-1 body control. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Amphibious: Your vehicle may move on land as well as under water at its normal speed. If your vehicle includes an enclosed space, it will function as an airtight, pressurized cockpit.
- Flying Car: Your vehicle may also fly at its normal speed. Taking off takes a full Action.
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- Flying Solo: Your vehicle cannot have any passengers.
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Offr.com: What's it worth?
"Most people know Offr.com as the home of the gig economy: a website where you can find a buyer for your old couch, and a worker to haul it away. It’s the home of everything from marketplace goods and bespoke commissions to task fulfillment and transportation services. Some whisper about less-than-legal deals being available on a 'dark web' version of Offr.com. The company denies these claims."
Sooner or later, all Contractors receive an invitation to join Offr Red, the secret membership tier. Offr Red members gain access to exclusive high-confidence, anonymous services. They can sell extraordinary items to Offr or put them up for auction for other Offr Red members to bid on. Crafty Contractors rejoice!
On rare occasions, Offr can even make deals to tie up pesky Loose Ends. However, they always demand a special favor in return.
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Extraordinary Vehicle Gifts
Signature bike
A ridiculously loud, low riding bike with huge exhausts protruding from under the seat and upwards.
This Artifact can be used as a motorbike. It is roughly the same size as a motorbike but can be collapsed into Car Keys and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This motorbike has preposterously sized exhausts. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- Steady As She Goes: The motion of your vehicle never causes your passengers dice penalties, and you do not suffer dice penalties from the unsteadiness of any vehicle you are riding in.
- No Muffler: Any stealth rolls made to hide your vehicle automatically fail, and any rolls made to notice your vehicle automatically succeed.
Come here girl!
Oh who’s a good horse? You are!
When the whistle is blown, it will not produce any sound. Mabel will come trotting over from behind an object that could not feasibly cover her body. If there are no objects to appear from, Mabel will appear out of thin air.
Mabel is a brown horse with her mane braided together and beads intertwined. She is very affectionate to people she knows and very strong. She can carry four people but not happily.
Mabel usually isn't collapsed and lives within Buck's apartment kind of like a dog. She is collapsed when he goes out so Buck always has her around. Yes, Buck is an upstairs neighbour.
This Artifact can be used as a horse. It is roughly the same size as a horse but can be collapsed into whistle and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This horse has saddle, stirrups, halter, reins, and saddlebags. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Drive-By: You may drive or pilot your vehicle as a Free Action, without taking any penalty on other Actions.
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
This item is a living thing. When targeted, it counts as a Living Creature in addition to its other target types. If destroyed or abandoned for more than two days, it dies and becomes unusable.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.
FIll
This Artifact can be used as a Micro Jet Engine. It is roughly the same size as a Micro Jet Engine but can be collapsed into Snail Shell and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Micro Jet Engine has no modifications. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Afterburner: Your vehicle has a 25% faster top speed and you may Exert your Mind to accelerate to its top speed in a single Round.
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- Flying Solo: Your vehicle cannot have any passengers.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded.
Silent Coach
Ask Not For Whom La Cucaracha Honks
Charred and triumphant, BETH☠️METAL's exploded tour bus returns to the land of the living once more. Still, neither of them seem to have returned unaltered.
Noli respicere post tergum in infernum.
This Artifact can be used as a spectral RV. It is roughly the same size as a spectral RV and just as difficult to conceal.
This spectral RV has soundproofing. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- Steady As She Goes: The motion of your vehicle never causes your passengers dice penalties, and you do not suffer dice penalties from the unsteadiness of any vehicle you are riding in.
All for the job
When driving fast electricity arks from the bike to the tires. As it surges with energy.
The power for the bike comes from the contractor's will to be free, but like the contractor is trapped to serve its purpose
This Artifact can be used as a Kawasaki H2R motorcycle. It is roughly the same size as a Kawasaki H2R motorcycle but can be collapsed into A black and blue backpack and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Kawasaki H2R motorcycle has A automatic License Plate adjuster and is fully electric. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Afterburner: Your vehicle has a 25% faster top speed and you may Exert your Mind to accelerate to its top speed in a single Round.
- Daredevil: Damage you and your passengers take from vehicle collisions is reduced by 2, and any Injuries suffered are limited to a maximum of Severity 4.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.
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Extraordinary Vehicle Gifts
Flying Fortress
They're as insignificant as ants.
The airship of solitude is the mad scientist's lair and preferred mode of travel. Not only does it include a full science laboratory, it can be collapsed into an incredibly small canvas cube and easily transported. The mad scientist may pilot the ship alone or rely on its autopilot features for ultimate convenience.
This Artifact can be used as a blimp. It is roughly the same size as a blimp but can be collapsed into a phone-sized canvas cube and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This blimp has full science laboratory, bullet-proof envelope, and ample parachutes. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Crew of One: You alone may stand in for an entire crew if the vehicle would normally be piloted by more than one.
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- No Muffler: Any stealth rolls made to hide your vehicle automatically fail, and any rolls made to notice your vehicle automatically succeed.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.