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My sub came alive
Grebber’s RV had been replaced by a mimic which is alive but is now magic and more powerful (with examples being that passengers take less damage and it can compact itself)
This Artifact can be used as a RV. It is roughly the same size as a RV but can be collapsed into toy RV and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This RV has a living space with gas and electric/storage.. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Daredevil: Damage you and your passengers take from vehicle collisions is reduced by 2, and any Injuries suffered are limited to a maximum of Severity 4.
- Drive-By: You may drive or pilot your vehicle as a Free Action, without taking any penalty on other Actions.
- Force Field: You may Exert your Mind and spend an Action or Reaction to ignore all Damage and destructive Effects against your vehicle this Round.
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- Steady As She Goes: The motion of your vehicle never causes your passengers dice penalties, and you do not suffer dice penalties from the unsteadiness of any vehicle you are riding in.
This item is a living thing. When targeted, it counts as a Living Creature in addition to its other target types. If destroyed or abandoned for more than two days, it dies and becomes unusable.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.
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Charlatans
“Unsettling are the days in which everyone is an expert.”
― Criss Jami
Nowadays you can't go a day without some phony prophet trying to peddle their wares to you.
Driven by the increased interest in the supernatural, charlatans from palm readers to televangelists are everywhere. And while the vast majority of witches, psychics, magicians, hypnotists, cures, potions, faith healers, and clairvoyants are complete fakes, they do make a living.
As the saying goes, "it's easier for an actor to make it in alternative medicine than Hollywood."
Most people scoff at these clearly-phony supernatural services, yet those same people often buy into at least one scam.
The most dangerous charlatans are the self-styled monster hunters who carry a mall-ninja arsenal and guns with silver bullets. Most have never encountered anything supernatural and do absolutely nothing besides burn some sage and patrol the area for a night or two. Even so, those who are superstitious, fearful, or desperate enough will hire them to solve the problems they simply don't understand. In some cases with disastrous results.
For Contractors, charlatans are red herrings and obstacles. Clumsy fakes that conjure a smokescreen of misinformation and escalate the situations they're in.
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Extraordinary Vehicle Gifts
The Fallen Flame
A large Spanish galleon, armed to the teeth with weapons and ready for war. Enough space to hold a crew of over 100 and large cargo bay below, 4 decks, 4 masts, with a menacing red glow emitting from the front, ready to rain fire on all those who dare oppose her.
A flaming ship, a fearful sight,
The Fallen Flame, bathed in night.
With Captain Doug, skeletal guide,
Through stormy seas, it fiercely rides.
Forty cannons, roaring thunder,
A dual fireball, hellish plunder.
Red sails billow, ghostly crew,
A tale of terror, dark and true.
The damned sail on, a haunting fear,
Their skeletal laughter, cold and drear.
A legend born, a haunting sight,
The Fallen Flame, reigns with might.
This Artifact can be used as a Flaming Galleon. It is roughly the same size as a Flaming Galleon and just as difficult to conceal.
This Flaming Galleon has 40 standard cannons, 2 frontal cannons, 2 rearward cannons, gunpowder kegs to be thrown off the back, dual fireball shooter off the front.. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Crew of One: You alone may stand in for an entire crew if the vehicle would normally be piloted by more than one.
- Steady As She Goes: The motion of your vehicle never causes your passengers dice penalties, and you do not suffer dice penalties from the unsteadiness of any vehicle you are riding in.
Silent Coach
Ask Not For Whom La Cucaracha Honks
Charred and triumphant, BETH☠️METAL's exploded tour bus returns to the land of the living once more. Still, neither of them seem to have returned unaltered.
Noli respicere post tergum in infernum.
This Artifact can be used as a spectral RV. It is roughly the same size as a spectral RV and just as difficult to conceal.
This spectral RV has soundproofing. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- Steady As She Goes: The motion of your vehicle never causes your passengers dice penalties, and you do not suffer dice penalties from the unsteadiness of any vehicle you are riding in.
Eat The Poor
“Gnom Gnom”
This vehicle looks like a cross between a bulldozer, a tank, a giant wood chipper, all under the shape of a giant metal bull on tank tracks. It’s maw is wide, and can out the bases of trees with ease. Two horns protrude from the sides of its “head”, twisted into drills, that can cut through earth like butter. It’s four times the length and width of a bulldozer, and three times the height. This trophy counts as an animate machine when targeted. Any creature driving it can use it to attack using a dex+drive roll. It deals +3 damage and does double damage to structures. It has a top speed of 60 miles per hour and has incredible off-road capabilities.
This Artifact can be used as a The Chipper. It is roughly the same size as a The Chipper but can be collapsed into A Devils Skull Cane. and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This The Chipper has This vehicle looks like a cross between a bulldozer, a tank, a giant wood chipper, all under the shape of a giant metal bull on tank tracks. It’s maw is wide, and can out the bases of trees with ease. Two horns protrude from the sides of its “head”, twisted into drills, that can cut through earth like butter. It’s four times the length and width of a bulldozer, and three times the height. This trophy counts as an animate machine when targeted. Any creature driving it can use it to attack using a. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Flying Car: Your vehicle may also fly at its normal speed. Taking off takes a full Action.
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- No Muffler: Any stealth rolls made to hide your vehicle automatically fail, and any rolls made to notice your vehicle automatically succeed.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded.
Ride or Die
It never asks who, what, or how. Only where.
Kirk's modified hummer is a demilitarized version, offering only the increased durability of the traditional hummer. Despite being demilitarized, the mount for where the turret would normally be is still there, as well as the lack of radar and other military technologies. Inside are a group of his old buddies, 5 in total. Due to their insistence on personal space, Kirk can't seem to fit any more passengers, but its nice talking to his friends again.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummer
This Artifact can be used as a Hummer. It is roughly the same size as a Hummer but can be collapsed into a pocket knife and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Hummer has A reinforced roll cage, additional storage compartments underneath seats, AI assistant Andy, and an armored exterior. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Flying Car: Your vehicle may also fly at its normal speed. Taking off takes a full Action.
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- Flying Solo: Your vehicle cannot have any passengers.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.
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Extraordinary Vehicle Gifts
Flying Fortress
They're as insignificant as ants.
The airship of solitude is the mad scientist's lair and preferred mode of travel. Not only does it include a full science laboratory, it can be collapsed into an incredibly small canvas cube and easily transported. The mad scientist may pilot the ship alone or rely on its autopilot features for ultimate convenience.
This Artifact can be used as a blimp. It is roughly the same size as a blimp but can be collapsed into a phone-sized canvas cube and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This blimp has full science laboratory, bullet-proof envelope, and ample parachutes. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Crew of One: You alone may stand in for an entire crew if the vehicle would normally be piloted by more than one.
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- No Muffler: Any stealth rolls made to hide your vehicle automatically fail, and any rolls made to notice your vehicle automatically succeed.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.