A rigid, titanium body, laid into a traditional hickory handle. Subtle rubber grips.
A replaceable steel head - swing it, and it makes a keen noise.
The head spikes out cruelly, seizing and twisting itself into the wood - gripping its fibers closely to itself tighter and tighter - pulling itself into the bricks behind - until it snaps.
And then it lets go, and sidles away with bits of bone and tenderized viscera matted in its head.
OAUgh fuck, an allegory
This Artifact can be used as a sword / axe. It is roughly the same size as a sword / axe and just as difficult to conceal.
Attack by rolling Brawn + Melee, Difficulty 6. Successful attacks deal Contested Outcome +5 Weapon Damage. The target's Armor is reduced to 1/2, rounded up against this damage.
You also gain the following effects:
It's an axe dawg
This Artifact can be used as a great sword / giant axe. It is roughly at least twice as large as a great sword / giant axe and cannot be concealed on your person or disassembled for storage.Unless you are drunk (Used Recreational Drug: Alcohol), this Artifact behaves as its mundane counterpart.
Attack by rolling Brawn + Melee, Difficulty 6. Successful attacks deal Contested Outcome +5 Weapon Damage.
This item is a living thing. When targeted, it counts as a Living Creature in addition to its other target types. If destroyed or abandoned for more than two days, it dies and becomes unusable.
Anyone who touches this Artifact will notice it warping their mind and may drop it. If they choose to hold or use it, they immediately receive the following Trauma: Drinking Problem (Compulsion to Drink) and Technology Bad! (Compulsion to Destroy Electronic Devices). If they lose possession of this Artifact, the Trauma heals over the course of the next day.
You also gain the following effects:
This Artifact can be used as a thrusting sword. It is roughly the same size as a thrusting sword and just as difficult to conceal.
Attack by rolling Dexterity + Melee, Difficulty 6. Successful attacks deal Contested Outcome +4 Weapon Damage.
You also gain the following effects:
Skadi is a steel blacksmith's hammer, it is grey and decorated with very sophisticated and intricate designs
Upon striking something with this hammer it begins to glow a faint red
On it contains a red hot glowing inscription reading:
"ᛗᚨᛁ ᚦᛁᛊ ᚺᚨᛗᛗᛖᚱ ᛊᚺᚨᛏᛏᛖᚱ ᚦᛁ ᛖᚾᛖᛗᛁ×ᛊ ᚹᛖᛈᛟᚾ"
"May this hammer shatter thy enemy's weapon" (translation)
While working in his forge, Henry prepared to pour the metal into his cast to forge a new sword, after grabbing the molten metal he turned to pour it in the cast and found that it was gone. In it's place lied the cast for a hammer, he decided to just go with it and forge the hammer. after he poured the cast and fitted a handle to it he held up his new creation, impressed by the design he took it outside and held it up. When he did this a bolt of lightning down and struck the hammer, causing to glow a faint red and the inscription (described above) to appear
This Artifact can be used as a club / improvised weapon. It is roughly the same size as a club / improvised weapon and just as difficult to conceal.
Attack by rolling Brawn + Melee, Difficulty 6. Successful attacks deal Contested Outcome +3 Weapon Damage.
You also gain the following effects:
The Goddess Sword glows and flies back to your hand, pommel-first. Her loyalty to you is unmatched and unbreakable.
The wounds caused by the Goddess Sword glow faintly with holy wrath which resists all efforts to heal them.
Any enemy with a name takes additional damage.
This Artifact can be used as a sword / axe. It is roughly the same size as a sword / axe and just as difficult to conceal.
Attack by rolling Brawn + Melee, Difficulty 6. Successful attacks deal Contested Outcome +4 Weapon Damage.
You also gain the following effects:
SACRIFICE
Cost: Self-inflicted damage to both Body and Mind.
Effect: Heal all allies within a 20-foot radius for both Body and Mind. The more self-damage you inflict, the greater the healing output.
This Artifact can be used as a knife. It is roughly the same size as a knife and just as difficult to conceal.
Attack by rolling (Dexterity or Brawn) + (Melee or Brawl), Difficulty 6. Successful attacks deal Contested Outcome +3 Weapon Damage.
You also gain the following effects:
The Axe of Legend's blade has been imbued with the metal of the dark lord of rock and roll. It shreds chords and flesh. The rock god commanding it may recall it to their hand at will.
This Artifact can be used as a sword / axe. It is roughly the same size as a sword / axe and just as difficult to conceal.
Attack by rolling Brawn + Melee, Difficulty 6. Successful attacks deal Contested Outcome +4 Weapon Damage.
You also gain the following effects: