A bloodied summonee escaping noodle hell through a baseball card, screaming cruel obscenities at the dead trying to bring them back.
Expend a point of Battery and spend one minute. Roll a single D10 as a critical failure check. If you roll a 1, the Effect fails, and you summon a wild Noodle-man that attacks anyone in their way, including the summoner.
Summon a single Master-Batter Clone at your location. They will last until they are destroyed. They are controlled by the GM but will follow any commands you give. You may have at most 1 minion active at a time.
Minions have 4 Body and can make ranged attacks at targets up to 30 feet away with 4 dice to attack. Your minions can move 20 feet per Round as Free Movement, and double that when performing an all-out Sprint. They cannot dodge or Defend. They have dog-level intelligence, but are capable of communicating information back to you. Any Perception checks they make are rolled with 3 dice.
Anyone who witnesses you during this Effect's activation or for its duration will almost certainly be disturbed to see a bloodied summonee escaping noodle hell through a baseball card, screaming cruel obsenities at the dead trying to bring them back..
You may only use this Effect once per day.
It's just a big sword innit
This Artifact can be used as a sword / axe. It is roughly at least twice as large as a sword / axe and cannot be concealed on your person or disassembled for storage.
Attack by rolling Brawn + Melee, Difficulty 6. Successful attacks deal 5 Weapon Damage. The target's Armor is fully effective against this damage.
You also gain the following effects:
Wool entwined with golden protective magic, when enough is threaded into something it will provide a simple protective shield against damage.
You gain the following benefits as long as you are wearing this Artifact.
You have 3 Armor, which reduces incoming Damage. Armor from multiple sources does not stack. Called Shots may circumvent your Armor, depending on its coverage.
"Wevill unroll the large tool from it's bandages,and retrieves an unusual weapon, some type of javelin adorned with strange twisted lines as they were resembling spines, and at it's tip, lied an intimidating skull of a sword fish, at normal distance, it actually looks if it were out of bones,but if you look closer it's was solid and sharp,made out of pure steel.
He pins the weapon to the ground,soon after several identical but translucent copies of the weapon take form around him.
This Artifact produces ephemeral projectiles that can be used as a javelin.
Attack by rolling Brawn + Athletics, Difficulty 6. Successful attacks deal Contested Outcome +3 Weapon Damage.
Anyone who touches this Artifact will notice it warping their mind and may drop it. If they choose to hold or use it, they immediately receive the following Trauma: fear of underwater. If they lose possession of this Artifact, the Trauma heals over the course of the next day.
You also gain the following effects:
This Artifact cannot be broken. If this Artifact is lost and in no one else’s possession, it finds its way back to its true owner during the next Downtime.
By default, the creator of this Artifact is its true owner. The true owner may formally bequeath this Artifact onto another person within arm’s reach, after which they are its true owner. If this Artifact has no living true owner, anyone may spend one day attuning to it to become its true owner.
JPM has the ability to create purchasable protection for the rich elite upper-class: these items can be a suit, can be shoes, can be anything, but to anyone who'se not of Rich stock... their mundane, and useless.
You gain the following benefits as long as you are Rich. and you are wearing this Artifact.
You have 4 Armor, which reduces incoming Damage. Armor from multiple sources does not stack. Called Shots may circumvent your Armor, depending on its coverage.
This device is a piece of chrome the size and shape of the back of a spoon. When placed against the skin, small hypodermic needles sprout from the device and attach it to the user's bloodstream. There, it filters and releases lifesaving drugs into the bloodstream, granting complete immunity from contracting new diseases and added resiliency in all other cases.
WARNING: The immunizing drugs have been shown to reduce inhibitions in test subjects.
You gain the following benefits as long as you are wearing this Artifact.
You get +2 dice to any Body resistance rolls you make. You also gain the following effects:
The mad scientist can craft steel helmets that protect their wearers from mental influence and attack.
You gain the following benefits as long as you are wearing this Artifact.
You get +0 dice to any Mind resistance rolls you make. You also gain the following effects: