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Laughter is the best medicine. Chuckles sets the mask over the stab victim "Dont you think laughter is the best medicine?" He nods before passing out. Chuckles gets to work smiling and laughing cracking jokes to everyone around him as he works. Miraculously the man survives.
Chuckles used to be a doctor until he discovered the power of laughter allowing him to surpass those in his field.
You gain the following benefits at all times.
All Stabilizations you attempt are considered Proper Stabilizations.
You also gain the following effects:
- Surgeon Extraordinaire: You may perform any mundane surgery without inflicting or worsening an Injury, and recovery time is reduced to an hour.
- All stabilizations being proper stabilizations applies to stabilizations from other Effects such as Heal Wound.
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Charlatans
“Unsettling are the days in which everyone is an expert.”
― Criss Jami
Nowadays you can't go a day without some phony prophet trying to peddle their wares to you.
Driven by the increased interest in the supernatural, charlatans from palm readers to televangelists are everywhere. And while the vast majority of witches, psychics, magicians, hypnotists, cures, potions, faith healers, and clairvoyants are complete fakes, they do make a living.
As the saying goes, "it's easier for an actor to make it in alternative medicine than Hollywood."
Most people scoff at these clearly-phony supernatural services, yet those same people often buy into at least one scam.
The most dangerous charlatans are the self-styled monster hunters who carry a mall-ninja arsenal and guns with silver bullets. Most have never encountered anything supernatural and do absolutely nothing besides burn some sage and patrol the area for a night or two. Even so, those who are superstitious, fearful, or desperate enough will hire them to solve the problems they simply don't understand. In some cases with disastrous results.
For Contractors, charlatans are red herrings and obstacles. Clumsy fakes that conjure a smokescreen of misinformation and escalate the situations they're in.
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Medical Mastery Gifts
First Responder
This is a doctor who exists on the front lines. They're most at home working under stressful conditions when the stakes couldn't be higher.
You gain the following benefits at all times.
All Stabilizations you attempt are considered Proper Stabilizations.
You also gain the following effects:
- Gifted: You get +3 dice on any rolls related to medical care as long as treating an Injury.
- All stabilizations being proper stabilizations applies to stabilizations from other Effects such as Heal Wound.
Saw or Stitch
it's not vivisection I swear
This sewing needle is hospital grade sanitary and sharp! There is a mind numbing pain as it enters the target, and it works carefully with the healer to stabilize and close wounds it passes through. It can also cut like a blade for surgeries.
You gain the following benefits at all times. You must actively and obviously be using sewing needle to gain the benefits of this Effect.
All Stabilizations you attempt are considered Proper Stabilizations.
You also gain the following effects:
- In-Network Coverage: Any rolls to provide medical treatment to the visible wound, including Effect activations, receive +2 dice.
- Sterile: Sanitary conditions no longer matter during medical care. Your patients will never suffer an infection or toxic shock during treatment, even if you are performing surgery in a sewer. You may preserve harvested body parts indefinitely.
- Surgeon Extraordinaire: You may perform any mundane surgery in at most 5 minutes without inflicting or worsening an Injury, and recovery time is reduced to an hour.
- All stabilizations being proper stabilizations applies to stabilizations from other Effects such as Heal Wound.
Tundra doctor
Being Gaia's healer does not always give you the chance to have the best of resources, or conditions. One must learn to make due with what you have, and persevere.
You gain the following benefits at all times. You must actively and obviously be using hand crafter bear totem. to gain the benefits of this Effect.
All Stabilizations you attempt are considered Proper Stabilizations.
You also gain the following effects:
- Sterile: Sanitary conditions no longer matter during medical care. Your patients will never suffer an infection or toxic shock during treatment, even if you are performing surgery in a sewer. You may preserve harvested body parts indefinitely.
- Surgeon Extraordinaire: You may perform any mundane surgery in at most 5 minutes without inflicting or worsening an Injury, and recovery time is reduced to an hour.
- All stabilizations being proper stabilizations applies to stabilizations from other Effects such as Heal Wound.
Black Market Medicine
"The people who need help the most are the ones that are denied it. There's no better place to be than where you're most needed."
This is a doctor who exists on the wrong side of the law. Stripped of their license, they've taken up providing medical care in less than ideal conditions, and adapted extraordinarily well. In any environment, with the most basic of tools, the most superb medical care is provided to those with no one else to whom they can turn.
You gain the following benefits at all times.
All Stabilizations you attempt are considered Proper Stabilizations.
You also gain the following effects:
- Sterile: Sanitary conditions no longer matter during medical care. Your patients will never suffer an infection or toxic shock during treatment, even if you are performing surgery in a sewer. You may preserve harvested body parts indefinitely.
- All stabilizations being proper stabilizations applies to stabilizations from other Effects such as Heal Wound.
Medical Mastery
Medical Genius
He smirks with a sense of self importance
You gain the following benefits at all times. You must actively and obviously be using Robotic arms to gain the benefits of this Effect.
All Stabilizations you attempt are considered Proper Stabilizations.
You also gain the following effects:
- Gifted: You get +3 dice on any rolls related to medical care as long as Emergency Medical Care.
- Sterile: Sanitary conditions no longer matter during medical care. Your patients will never suffer an infection or toxic shock during treatment, even if you are performing surgery in a sewer. You may preserve harvested body parts indefinitely.
- Surgeon Extraordinaire: You may perform any mundane surgery without inflicting or worsening an Injury, and recovery time is reduced to an hour.
- All stabilizations being proper stabilizations applies to stabilizations from other Effects such as Heal Wound.
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Medical Mastery Gifts
Field Medicine
"If you can take a bullet, you can handle a few stitches."
Most severe injuries occur far from a facility that could treat them, and in the fetid muck of the battlefield even minor wounds may be a death sentence. Luckily the soldier is well-trained in the use of their standard-issue medical kit. They may stabilize even the most severe injuries with a little gauze and some no-anesthetic stitching. Furthermore, the treated wounds of their comrades never get infected.
You gain the following benefits at all times. You must actively and obviously be using a standard issue military medical kit to gain the benefits of this Effect.
All Stabilizations you attempt are considered Proper Stabilizations.
You also gain the following effects:
- In-Network Coverage: Any rolls to provide medical treatment to you are performing treatment near the site of a battle, including Effect activations, receive +2 dice.
- Sterile: Sanitary conditions no longer matter during medical care. Your patients will never suffer an infection or toxic shock during treatment, even if you are performing surgery in a sewer. You may preserve harvested body parts indefinitely.
- All stabilizations being proper stabilizations applies to stabilizations from other Effects such as Heal Wound.
First Responder
This is a doctor who exists on the front lines. They're most at home working under stressful conditions when the stakes couldn't be higher.
You gain the following benefits at all times.
All Stabilizations you attempt are considered Proper Stabilizations.
You also gain the following effects:
- In-Network Coverage: Any rolls to provide medical treatment to treating an Injury, including Effect activations, receive +2 dice.
- All stabilizations being proper stabilizations applies to stabilizations from other Effects such as Heal Wound.