An insane amount of ads start filling the target's UI, causing some disorientation and lag.
This affliction can be easily cured by contacting your nearest Server Customer Support, and having them remove the debuff by manual coding.
Here's the ads:
1. Apple
2. Nike
3. Toyota
4. Coca-Cola
5. Samsung
6. Amazon
7. McDonald's
8. Microsoft
9. Honda
10. Adidas
11. Walmart
12. Google
13. Ford
14. Pepsi
15. Sony
16. Mercedes-Benz
17. BMW
18. Netflix
19. Starbucks
20. Facebook
21. Target
22. Volkswagen
23. IKEA
24. Audi
25. L'Oreal
26. Chanel
27. Gucci
28. Louis Vuitton
29. Puma
30. Under Armour
31. Reebok
32. Rolls-Royce
33. Bentley
34. Ferrari
35. Lamborghini
36. Maserati
37. Aston Martin
38. Porsche
39. KFC
40. Subway
41. Taco Bell
42. Burger King
43. Wendy's
44. Pizza Hut
45. Domino's
46. Papa John's
47. Chipotle
48. Olive Garden
49. Red Lobster
50. Outback Steakhouse
51. Ben & Jerry's
52. Häagen-Dazs
53. Baskin-Robbins
54. Dairy Queen
55. Cold Stone Creamery
56. Godiva
57. Ghirardelli
58. Lindt
59. Hershey's
60. Nestle
61. Kellogg's
62. General Mills
63. Post
64. Quaker
65. Aunt Jemima
66. Jif
67. Skippy
68. Smucker's
69. Nutella
70. Heinz
71. Hunt's
72. Campbell's
73. Progresso
74. Amy's Kitchen
75. Stouffer's
76. Lean Cuisine
77. Marie Callender's
78. Totino's
79. Annie's
80. Kashi
81. Nature Valley
82. Clif Bar
83. Kind Bar
84. RXBar
85. Atkins
86. SlimFast
87. Jenny Craig
88. Weight Watchers
89. Nutrisystem
90. Beachbody
91. Peloton
92. Bowflex
93. NordicTrack
94. Lululemon
95. Athleta
96. Under Armour
97. Fabletics
98. Alo Yoga
99. Outdoor Voices
100. Champion
Spend an Action. Select a Animate target within arm's reach. Roll a single D10 as a critical failure check. If you roll a 1, the Effect fails, and you get the pop-up ads instead. You must actively and obviously use Leather Gloves to activate this Effect. Roll Charisma + Performance at Difficulty 6. Your target may resist by rolling Body at Difficulty 8.
If you succeed, the target is afflicted with a Condition that causes any number of the following symptoms:
The affliction can be diagnosed with a Medicine roll, and may be cured by modern medicine through treatment at a fully equipped facility. Treatment outside of a facility may stop the affliction from worsening for a day, but will not cure the underlying Condition.
You may cure any target you’ve afflicted at any range as a Quick Action.
This Gift's Cost is capped at 2 and cannot be increased further.
This Effect ends if you are stunned, fall asleep, go unconscious, are incapacitated, die, or if your total Stress ever exceeds 5.
The air around Archibald fills with the congealed energy of lost souls. Archibald manipulates the energy and puts it back into the bodies of the dead, raising new friends for Austin.
Exert your Mind and spend an Action. Select a Dead target within arm's reach that has died within the last month.
Your target rises as an Animate being. The raised creature is totally mindless, with no memory of its past life or hint of its old personality. They cannot communicate. They will follow any command you speak.
The creature lasts for eight hours or until it dies again. It is revived at full health. Any Injuries it had in life are not accounted for when determining its penalties or progression towards re-death, though they may affect its ability to perform certain actions at GM's discretion.
Raised creatures have their Abilities set to the same that they were in life. Their Charisma and Intellect are set to 1, but their Dexterity, Brawn and Perception are the same as they had in life. A raised creature cannot use any Effects.
Your revived targets deal 2 Weapon Damage with their unarmed attacks.
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Exert your Mind and spend 2 Actions. Select a Sapient target within arm's reach. At the end of your investigation, roll Perception + Investigation at Difficulty 6. The target resists by rolling Mind at Difficulty 7.
You learn all the following information about your target:
The quality and specificity of information gained depends on your Outcome.
You cannot investigate the same target more than once per day.
Overturning the empty pill bottle, a single pill falls out. The target must ingest the pill only after telling the bottle's owner about what it is they need to forget. If they don't, the pill will choose - this usually leads to an episode of short term memory loss or the subject forgetting large swaths of their past. Thankfully, those cases are not always permanent.
Expend a point of Battery to activate. Select a Living target within arm's reach. Your target must make a Trauma roll to reap the benefits of this Effect. They may choose to Resist the Effect and not make the roll. Over the course of one day, your patient must communicate with you and reveal at least one of their Traumas to you, including the details of those Traumas and the circumstances of how they were acquired. After the full treatment time has elapsed, roll Charisma + Influence at Difficulty 6.
Your target may Resist. If your treatment is successful, you may remove one of the patient's revealed Traumas without incurring any Experience cost.
Your patient is required to not talk about this artifact, the person who used it on them, or whatever was cured for the next month. If they violate this rule, your treatment is immediately reversed.
Once per day per target, you may choose to use this Effect to stabilize the Mind of a target within arm's reach. Treatment takes 30 seconds but will not remove any Traumas. If you are successful, restore 2 Mind damage.
You may choose to use this Effect to temporarily relieve any number of the patient's Traumas (including mental Conditions). In this case, Treatment takes an Action and the effect lasts two hours. If the Patient is currently experiencing an episode, Difficulty is increased by 2.
Sister Mary completed another task from God and rather then receiving a gift she received another task. She is tasked with healing the sick of the world. She goes to the Vatican to submit herself and serve the church.
Exert your Mind and spend 15 minutes to activate. Select a Living target within arm's reach. Your target takes a Severity 1 Injury. You must actively and obviously use A Cross to activate this Effect.
You may cure any any number of diseases or poisons afflicting your target even if you have not diagnosed or fully understood them. You may cure diseases or poisons even if they are not treatable through modern medicine. During treatment, the malady you are treating does not progress or cause additional damage or other effects.
After you finish activating this Effect, you cannot move quicker than a walk (max 15 feet per Round) for one minute and suffer a -1 dice penalty for an hour.
A Mutated organ produces a strange flammable black gas lazily exuding from the mouth with a quiet hiss is expelled, a deep breath and exhale to spread it followed by a strong bite into it causes it to burst it brightly into flames.
Exert your Mind and spend an Action to activate. Select a target within arm's reach which has both fuel and oxygen available (if you are starting a new fire).
You may start a new fire as large as a fire in a residential fireplace at your target. You may create fires the size of a lighter or candle flame without Exerting your Mind. Your fires require fuel and oxygen in order to continue burning.
Lighting a target on fire deals 3 damage per round, starting in the next round after the one in which they caught fire. This damage is reduced by Armor, but the target’s Armor rating will be depleted by any damage dealt, destroying the Armor once it reaches 0.
The detective pulls out their magnifying glass and investigates the area, learning details about any nearby structures and picking up details on what sorts of beings have passed through and when.
Exert your Mind and spend a minute. Investigate an area with a radius of up to 100 feet You must actively and obviously use a magnifying glass to activate this Effect. At the end of your investigation, roll Perception + Investigation at Difficulty 6.
You learn the following information about the area:
You cannot investigate the same area more than once per day.
The pyro points a laser pointer towards a target, and a cat-sized-and-shaped fire springs into life, very clearly attracted to the laser. This flame cat can also be shaped from existing fires. While the pointer is active it remains in the shape of a cat, pouncing towards the little red dot. When the laser pointer is not active, the flames return to normal.
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Exert your Mind and spend an Action. Select a target within 20 feet which has both fuel and oxygen available (if you are starting a new fire). You must actively and obviously use a laser pointer to activate this Effect.
You may start or extinguish a fire as large as a fire in a residential fireplace at your target. Extinguishing a fire does not cost Exertion. You may create or extinguish fires the size of a lighter or candle flame without Exerting your Mind. Your fires require fuel and oxygen in order to continue burning.
Lighting a target on fire deals 3 Damage each Round on your turn, starting in the Round after the one in which they caught fire. This Damage is reduced by Armor, but the target’s Armor rating will be shredded by any Damage dealt, destroying material Armor once it reaches 0.
You may extinguish flames as a Reaction. This does not extend to explosives.
You may spend a Free Action on your initiative move a fire as large as a fire in a residential fireplace that is within 20 feet to another location within 20 feet. You may Exert your Mind to draw a line which a fire up to twice as large as a fire in a residential fireplace cannot cross.
The Necromancer may exert their will on any undead creature, forcing it to act as they desire. The Necromancer's eyes turn completely black, and they speak a command to the creature in the language of the dead.
Exert your Mind and spend an Action. Select a Non-Alien, Non-Sapient, Animate target within 20 feet. This Effect cannot be used unless the target is undead.
For the next day, you may issue specific commands to your target which they will be compelled to follow.
Your commands must be relatively simple and within the target’s intellectual grasp. You cannot make them obviously endanger themselves or violate their instinct for self-preservation. The effects of the command will fade after a day has passed.
The doctor is a master at surgical transplantation. As long as they have a donor part, they can replace any permanent, lingering battle scars on their patient. Of course, the transplanted part doesn't always match, and the patient must be careful to follow the doctor's aftercare orders, or the replacement will be rejected.
Exert your Mind and spend a minute. Select a Living target within arm's reach. You must use up a donor body part matching the injured area in order to activate this Effect. Select a Battle Scar on your target to treat.
The treated Battle Scar heals as you finish activating this Effect. If used on a Battle Scar caused by an Unstabilized Injury, that Injury is Stabilized.
You may specify a specific condition that the patient must adhere to. If they break this condition, the treatment is immediately reversed. Record this regimen as a Condition. Lasts until the end of their next Contract or 1 month for non-Contractors.
Healing a Battle Scar in this way leaves behind a mismatched replacement on the target which cannot be healed.
The Ninja always prepares a few smoke bombs ahead of time to get out of sticky situations. They can fill a room with smoke in an instant and last long enough for the Ninja to make an escape or find an opening for attack.
Spend an Action and use up this smoke bomb.
You create a hemispherical dome of smoke originating at your Location, with a radius of 60 feet. and lasting for 5 minutes. The area inside your zone is affected in any number of the following ways: