These shoes, sing, quite literally. Where ever the go, whenever they are activated, they sing Elvis music and Disco soundtracks from the early 70s to late 80s. DEX-ATHLETICS
This Artifact can be used as a Pair of Roller Blades. It is roughly the same size as a Pair of Roller Blades but can be collapsed into Fancy Dance Boots and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Pair of Roller Blades has Hover Engine Roller Blades. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
This item is a living thing. When targeted, it counts as a Living Creature in addition to its other target types. If destroyed or abandoned for more than two days, it dies and becomes unusable.
Anyone who touches this Artifact will notice it warping their mind and may drop it. If they choose to hold or use it, they immediately receive the following Trauma: Complusion to Pose like Elvis after every statement. If they lose possession of this Artifact, the Trauma heals over the course of the next day.
The bright headlights shine out from the gloom, seemingly floating above a pair of dimly-lit tires. You'd assume it to be the work of something supernatural, but as you trip over the near-invisible bike, you can tell that it is merely black paint. Amusing.
This Artifact can be used as a Suzuki Hayabusa. It is roughly the same size as a Suzuki Hayabusa but can be collapsed into a choker with a compound bow emblem and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Suzuki Hayabusa has a coat of Black 3.0 paint and offroad tires. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
A Blue Ninja H2R Kawasaki.
This Artifact can be used as a Ninja H2R Kawasaki. It is roughly the same size as a Ninja H2R Kawasaki but can be collapsed into A under layered Armored Parka and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Ninja H2R Kawasaki has Armored plating, airless wheels, Liscense plate switcher. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
Anyone who touches this Artifact will notice it warping their mind and may drop it. If they choose to hold or use it, they immediately receive the following Trauma: Nightmares of your precious vehicle ceasing to function. If they lose possession of this Artifact, the Trauma heals over the course of the next day.
This Artifact can be used as a Silver Bullet. It is roughly the same size as a Silver Bullet but can be collapsed into matchbox car. and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Silver Bullet has Steel coating. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
As you see them fly past, beer in hand and cigarette in cupholder, he has one hand on the wheel and foot on the gas. The car goes by with blazing speed, even higher than normal.
Bill worked on this truck for the past 8 years, from denting the hell out of the frame, to putting on the off-colored door. He made this truck for his wife, Emily, in order to make sure she doesn't complain for the 15th time that the oil is leaking (it still does but that isn't the goddamn point), it rattles, and it smells of "the mix between a crocodile and possum."
This Artifact can be used as a 1972 Chevrolet C10 CST. It is roughly the same size as a 1972 Chevrolet C10 CST but can be collapsed into Marlboro Cigarette Pack and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This 1972 Chevrolet C10 CST has no modifications. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
A modified black MTT 420-RR motorcycle, Stallion appears to balance itself, and moves about on its own, independent of its riders actions. Stallion seems able to get a grip on numerous surfaces it really shouldn’t be able to, up to and including water. Stallion can vanish, leaving behind a whistle capable of calling it in its master’s hand.
A motorcycle empowered by the spirit of the Old West, Stallion is a loyal beast with a heart of gold.
This Artifact can be used as a Motorcycle. It is roughly the same size as a Motorcycle but can be collapsed into A Whistle and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Motorcycle has a Monoracer Cabin. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
The airship of solitude is the mad scientist's lair and preferred mode of travel. Not only does it include a full science laboratory, it can be collapsed into an incredibly small canvas cube and easily transported. The mad scientist may pilot the ship alone or rely on its autopilot features for ultimate convenience.
This Artifact can be used as a blimp. It is roughly the same size as a blimp but can be collapsed into a phone-sized canvas cube and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This blimp has full science laboratory, bullet-proof envelope, and ample parachutes. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects: