These shoes, sing, quite literally. Where ever the go, whenever they are activated, they sing Elvis music and Disco soundtracks from the early 70s to late 80s. DEX-ATHLETICS
This Artifact can be used as a Pair of Roller Blades. It is roughly the same size as a Pair of Roller Blades but can be collapsed into Fancy Dance Boots and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Pair of Roller Blades has Hover Engine Roller Blades. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
This item is a living thing. When targeted, it counts as a Living Creature in addition to its other target types. If destroyed or abandoned for more than two days, it dies and becomes unusable.
Anyone who touches this Artifact will notice it warping their mind and may drop it. If they choose to hold or use it, they immediately receive the following Trauma: Complusion to Pose like Elvis after every statement. If they lose possession of this Artifact, the Trauma heals over the course of the next day.
A black colored, military designated, and SCP branded 6 wheeled, all terrain capable, APC equipped to operate in any environment on the planet and now modded to function even underwater. Transitioning smoothly between on land and underwater Cleatus's mods to this APC show his talent as a mechanic.. even if he doesn't really understand what most of the parts are ACTUALLY called, his own internal system seems to have produced an anomalous vehicle perfect for the tasks he tackles on the day to day.
This Artifact can be used as a Big Bessie (Modded Foundation Anomaly Transport APC). It is roughly the same size as a Big Bessie (Modded Foundation Anomaly Transport APC) but can be collapsed into A decactivated.50 BMG bullet on a chain and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Big Bessie (Modded Foundation Anomaly Transport APC) has Armored vehicle, nitrous installed, back compartment is separate and air tight with an 8 hour oxygen supply. All other foundation compliant features, including built in police scanner, and radio communication.. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
The Metallic gear and chain rapidly uncompact spiting out gears, a frame, and engine until a heavily modified purple and green kawasaki vulcan s appears it's gamer lights dazzling.
This Artifact can be used as a Motorcycle. It is roughly the same size as a Motorcycle but can be collapsed into Metallic gear on a chain. and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Motorcycle has speakers, saddle bags, Gamer l.e.d's. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
With a click of the key the car collapses in on itself to become a tessaract holding the potential of infinite Aoi Akumas inside it. With another click the tesseract expands and locks in on the true version of the car.
This Artifact can be used as a Nissan Silvia. It is roughly the same size as a Nissan Silvia but can be collapsed into a car key with a tessaract ring and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Nissan Silvia has rear doors, rear window controls, Nitro and LED underlighting along with perpetual air fresheners hanging from its rear view mirror. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
While exceeding mundane capabilities, the bike leaves a trail of glowing green light behind it, which fades after a few seconds.
Formerly an ordinary electric motorcycle, this bike has been modified with technology so advanced it might as well be magic. Because it actually is.
This Artifact can be used as a electric motorcycle. It is roughly the same size as a electric motorcycle but can be collapsed into computer chip and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This electric motorcycle has a kevlar reinforced body, extended capacity battery, and off-road suspension. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
These haunted vehicles can be piloted by the ghosts that haunt them in addition to the owner. If the ghost takes the wheel they can issue commands to the self-driving feature.
This Artifact can be used as a Motor Vehicle. It is roughly the same size as a Motor Vehicle and just as difficult to conceal.Unless it is Haunted, this Artifact behaves as its mundane counterpart.
This Motor Vehicle has a standard load out for it's model. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
The airship of solitude is the mad scientist's lair and preferred mode of travel. Not only does it include a full science laboratory, it can be collapsed into an incredibly small canvas cube and easily transported. The mad scientist may pilot the ship alone or rely on its autopilot features for ultimate convenience.
This Artifact can be used as a blimp. It is roughly the same size as a blimp but can be collapsed into a phone-sized canvas cube and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This blimp has full science laboratory, bullet-proof envelope, and ample parachutes. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects: