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MacDanny's New burger
Burger does weird shit. Perhaps it is due to it being American
Use up this Burger and spend an Action.
You may move easily and without a roll in any of the following situations. Lasts 2 hours.
- Spider Climber: You are able to climb on and cling to any surface without regard for the ordinary rules of gravity. You climb at your normal movespeed.
- Surface Skimmer: You are able to move across the top of any bodies of water, ice, or other surfaces where others might sink with no penalty to your movement speed.
- This Effect not provide any inherent protection from dangerous surfaces such as acid, lava, etc, so be careful!
- This consumable is destroyed when used and cannot be used again.
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Charlatans
“Unsettling are the days in which everyone is an expert.”
― Criss Jami
Nowadays you can't go a day without some phony prophet trying to peddle their wares to you.
Driven by the increased interest in the supernatural, charlatans from palm readers to televangelists are everywhere. And while the vast majority of witches, psychics, magicians, hypnotists, cures, potions, faith healers, and clairvoyants are complete fakes, they do make a living.
As the saying goes, "it's easier for an actor to make it in alternative medicine than Hollywood."
Most people scoff at these clearly-phony supernatural services, yet those same people often buy into at least one scam.
The most dangerous charlatans are the self-styled monster hunters who carry a mall-ninja arsenal and guns with silver bullets. Most have never encountered anything supernatural and do absolutely nothing besides burn some sage and patrol the area for a night or two. Even so, those who are superstitious, fearful, or desperate enough will hire them to solve the problems they simply don't understand. In some cases with disastrous results.
For Contractors, charlatans are red herrings and obstacles. Clumsy fakes that conjure a smokescreen of misinformation and escalate the situations they're in.
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Advanced Movement Gifts
Wheel swap
I’ve got wheels for every occasion
The wheels of my car transforms into other types
Expend a point of Battery and spend an Action.
You may move easily and without a roll in any of the following situations. Lasts 2 hours.
- Land Swimmer: You are able to swim through sand, mud, snow, and other semi-solid materials as long as they are made of loose pieces or are not particularly dense. While doing so, you move at half your normal movement speed.
- Pathfinder: You are adept at making your way through crowds, underbrush, and other dense, congested environments. While doing so, you move at full speed.
- Spider Climber: You are able to climb on and cling to any surface without regard for the ordinary rules of gravity. You climb at half your normal movespeed.
- Surface Skimmer: You are able to move across the top of any bodies of water, ice, or other surfaces where others might sink with no penalty to your movement speed.
- This Effect not provide any inherent protection from dangerous surfaces such as acid, lava, etc, so be careful!
Is that a horse?
Any spectators will be shocked to see as a horse just walks along the water, minding its own business, people should really keep to themselves
You gain the following benefits at all times.
You may move easily and without a roll in any of the following situations.
- Surface Skimmer: You are able to move across the top of any bodies of water, ice, or other surfaces where others might sink with no penalty to your movement speed.
- This Effect not provide any inherent protection from dangerous surfaces such as acid, lava, etc, so be careful!
The Calls Touch
Crimson red?
The Call has grown forceful. although it cannot control the user mentally, it attempts to jostle and tug at the user to prevent their injury and increase their ability to acquire new flavors.
In car form, The call morphs and whips the vehicle to allow for increased mobility. Using blood and flesh from the card interior, melding itself and churning for optimal mobility.
You gain the following benefits as long as you are wearing this Artifact.
You may move easily and without a roll in any of the following situations.
- Land Swimmer: You are able to swim through sand, mud, snow, and other semi-solid materials as long as they are made of loose pieces or are not particularly dense. While doing so, you move at half your normal movement speed.
- Pathfinder: You are adept at making your way through crowds, underbrush, and other dense, congested environments. While doing so, you move at full speed.
- Spider Climber: You are able to climb on and cling to any surface without regard for the ordinary rules of gravity. You climb at half your normal movespeed.
Stuck on you
You can shake an apple off an apple tree Shake-a, shake, sugar But you'll never shake me Uh-uh-uh No-sir-ee, uh, uh I'm gonna stick like glue Stick because I'm Stuck on you
Elvis is not confined to the traditions of mundanity; we're dancing on water, we're dancing on the ceiling, we're dancing on your home, and we're dancing in your mind, we're dancing for your heart <3 I love you. We're dancing until we fucking drop, and if we die? We're dancing in the Afterlife baby. Burning away the sweat of life and enveloping the spirit of Elvis. Their body releases sweat that burns away as steam.
You gain the following benefits as long as you are wearing this Artifact.
You may move easily and without a roll in any of the following situations.
- Land Swimmer: You are able to swim through sand, mud, snow, and other semi-solid materials as long as they are made of loose pieces or are not particularly dense. While doing so, you move at your normal movement speed.
- Pathfinder: You are adept at making your way through crowds, underbrush, and other dense, congested environments. While doing so, you move at full speed.
- Spider Climber: You are able to climb on and cling to any surface without regard for the ordinary rules of gravity. You climb at your normal movespeed.
- Surface Skimmer: You are able to move across the top of any bodies of water, ice, or other surfaces where others might sink with no penalty to your movement speed.
Anyone who touches this Artifact will notice it warping their mind and may drop it. If they choose to hold or use it, they immediately receive the following Trauma: Vanity Baby: Whenever faced with an obviously beautiful person, you have to roll a Self-Control in order to take any offensive actions against them. If they lose possession of this Artifact, the Trauma heals over the course of the next day.
- This Effect not provide any inherent protection from dangerous surfaces such as acid, lava, etc, so be careful!
Quadrupedal Kinematic Override
"Going that way won't be too wise..."
Moving towards walls, through sand, mud, and other semi solid fluids, the arms are not slowed down in any capacity. It also allows them to climb walls at normal speed.
You gain the following benefits as long as you are wearing this Artifact.
You may move easily and without a roll in any of the following situations.
- Land Swimmer: You are able to swim through sand, mud, snow, and other semi-solid materials as long as they are made of loose pieces or are not particularly dense. While doing so, you move at your normal movement speed.
- Spider Climber: You are able to climb on and cling to any surface without regard for the ordinary rules of gravity. You climb at your normal movespeed.
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Advanced Movement Gifts
Born Swimmer
You've always felt more at home in the water
The aquamancer is an adept swimmer and moves with agility in or out of the water.
You gain the following benefits at all times.
You may move easily and without a roll in any of the following situations.
- Amphibious: You are able to move about in liquids using standard Movement rules rather than any special swimming rules.
Shade's Grip
Ever seen someone free solo a skyscraper?
By focusing, the Thief may shroud their hands in shadowy tendrils that seek nearby objects like static-charged hairs. They cast themselves across any surface the Thief touches, acting as anchors that allow the Thief to scale even the sheerest walls.
Exert your Mind and spend an Action.
You may move easily and without a roll in any of the following situations. Lasts 2 hours.
- Spider Climber: You are able to climb on and cling to any surface without regard for the ordinary rules of gravity. You climb at your normal movespeed.
Squirrel Step
"Dammit, where'd she go!?"
Nature is the beastmaster's domain. While in the wilds, they can climb trees and cliffs with ease and dash through dense underbrush that anyone else would need a machete to navigate.
You gain the following benefits at all times.
You may move easily and without a roll in any of the following situations.
- Pathfinder: You are adept at making your way through crowds, underbrush, and other dense, congested environments. While doing so, you move at full speed.
- You are able to climb trees and cliffs at your full movement speed.
You only gain the benefits of this effect if you are in an area without a human building within 300 feet.