Gereg crawls out from Lau's mouth, delivering a swift, envenomed bite.
Spend an Action. Select a Living target within arm's reach. Roll a single D10 as a critical failure check. If you roll a 1, the Effect fails, and you the snake bites you, paralysing you for one minute, during which time you lose one random sense (1 - sight, 2 - hearing, 3 - touch, 4 - taste. Roll Intellect + Occult at Difficulty 6. Affected targets may resist by rolling Mind at Difficulty 6.
If you succeed, your target becomes drowsy for the next 3 Rounds, during which time they suffer an additional -2 dice Penalty to all Actions. At the end of their drowsiness, they fall into a state of sleep paralysis for Contested Outcome x 3 hours. During this time, they remain fully conscious and aware of their surroundings but are incapable of taking any actions.
Sleeping targets will not prematurely wake up on their own, and can only be awoken by taking Damage or nearing death from hunger, thirst, or suffocation. Drowsy targets always fall asleep, regardless of what happens while they are drowsy.
When activating this Effect you may attempt a knockout. If you do and your Contested Outcome exceeds 4, the target falls asleep immediately. Otherwise, they suffer the drowsy penalty for 2 Rounds.
This Gift cannot have more than 3 Drawbacks, and its Gift Cost is capped at 1.
Bruno implodes in a splash of blood, then reforms from blood streaming out of the target. Neither is injured by this bloody event.
Spend an Action. Select a Location which is at most 60 feet away horizontally or 15 feet away vertically. If you have activated this Effect 10 times it the last minute, you must Exert your Mind. This Effect cannot be used unless the destination is adjacent to a creature or being with blood.
You jump to the chosen location. If jumping blind or landing precariously, must roll Dexterity + Athletics to land safely. You will never take fall Damage from successfully landing a jump made with this Effect.
You may opt to trade your free movement for a Super Leap if you are jumping less than 50 feet or if you are closing a gap to an opponent and spend your Action on an attack.
Instead of physically passing through the air, you are teleported directly to your destination. Does not allow you to go through walls, cages, or grapples.
Anyone who witnesses you during this Effect's activation will almost certainly be disturbed to see Bruno implode in a splash of blood, then reform from blood streaming out of the target.
You whip out your cancer gun and shoot the guy to death. BAHBAAHAAH you are tgoo strong.
Increase your sacrificial Injury's Severity by 1 and spend an Action. Select a Living target within 25 feet. You must use up Pixie Stick in order to activate this Effect. Roll Intellect + Investigation at Difficulty 6. Your target may resist by rolling Body at Difficulty 8.
If you succeed, the target is afflicted with a Condition that causes any number of the following symptoms:
The affliction is not treatable by modern medicine. It may be diagnosed by rolling Intellect + Influence at Difficulty 6, and can be cured by Renouncing your sins to any roomba.
Any Scars, Traumas, or Injuries caused by your symptoms cannot be healed until the underlying Condition is cured.
You may cure any target you’ve afflicted at any range as a Quick Action.
Anyone who witnesses you during this Effect's activation will almost certainly be disturbed to see Cancer bro. Instant.
You also receive any Conditions which you inflict on others, and cannot make a resistance roll to avoid them.
Anyone who touches this Artifact will notice it warping their mind and may drop it. If they choose to hold or use it, they immediately receive the following Trauma: Hypochondriac, Paranoia, and Fear of Hospitals. If they lose possession of this Artifact, the Trauma heals over the course of the next day.
If you do not have a sacrificial Injury when you activate this Effect, take a new Severity-1 Injury.
Dai "Fantasio" Valentino can create an illusion of any object or person he has seen. This illusion tricks all five senses.
Exert your Mind and spend an Action. Select a target within 45 feet. Choose an illusion to generate, which can be no larger than an SUV.
The chosen illusion is generated at your target, and it will remain in place for the next minute or you choose to end it. It can be perceived by people through their taste, touch, hearing, smell, and sight. The illusion cannot be used as an attack. You may create a replica of a specific being or Object, though it is still limited by what you do or do not know about the subject.
Anyone who struggles against the illusion hard enough to break a window or who would be damaged by the illusion (or who would be able to perceive it significantly through a sense it cannot fool) realizes it is an illusion, and the entire effect will be ended for all targets.
The illusion will remain fixed to its initial target, and can only change locations if the initial target is mobile in some way. It may have moving parts and engage in simple, predetermined movements but cannot perform anything complex or interactive unless you maintain Concentration and “puppeteer” it.
An insane amount of ads start filling the target's UI, causing some disorientation and lag.
This affliction can be easily cured by contacting your nearest Server Customer Support, and having them remove the debuff by manual coding.
Here's the ads:
1. Apple
2. Nike
3. Toyota
4. Coca-Cola
5. Samsung
6. Amazon
7. McDonald's
8. Microsoft
9. Honda
10. Adidas
11. Walmart
12. Google
13. Ford
14. Pepsi
15. Sony
16. Mercedes-Benz
17. BMW
18. Netflix
19. Starbucks
20. Facebook
21. Target
22. Volkswagen
23. IKEA
24. Audi
25. L'Oreal
26. Chanel
27. Gucci
28. Louis Vuitton
29. Puma
30. Under Armour
31. Reebok
32. Rolls-Royce
33. Bentley
34. Ferrari
35. Lamborghini
36. Maserati
37. Aston Martin
38. Porsche
39. KFC
40. Subway
41. Taco Bell
42. Burger King
43. Wendy's
44. Pizza Hut
45. Domino's
46. Papa John's
47. Chipotle
48. Olive Garden
49. Red Lobster
50. Outback Steakhouse
51. Ben & Jerry's
52. Häagen-Dazs
53. Baskin-Robbins
54. Dairy Queen
55. Cold Stone Creamery
56. Godiva
57. Ghirardelli
58. Lindt
59. Hershey's
60. Nestle
61. Kellogg's
62. General Mills
63. Post
64. Quaker
65. Aunt Jemima
66. Jif
67. Skippy
68. Smucker's
69. Nutella
70. Heinz
71. Hunt's
72. Campbell's
73. Progresso
74. Amy's Kitchen
75. Stouffer's
76. Lean Cuisine
77. Marie Callender's
78. Totino's
79. Annie's
80. Kashi
81. Nature Valley
82. Clif Bar
83. Kind Bar
84. RXBar
85. Atkins
86. SlimFast
87. Jenny Craig
88. Weight Watchers
89. Nutrisystem
90. Beachbody
91. Peloton
92. Bowflex
93. NordicTrack
94. Lululemon
95. Athleta
96. Under Armour
97. Fabletics
98. Alo Yoga
99. Outdoor Voices
100. Champion
Exert your Mind and spend an Action. Select a Animate target within arm's reach. You must actively and obviously use Leather Gloves to activate this Effect. Roll Charisma + Performance at Difficulty 6. Your target may resist by rolling Body at Difficulty 8.
If you succeed, the target is afflicted with a Condition that causes any number of the following symptoms:
The affliction can be diagnosed with a Medicine roll, and may be cured by modern medicine through treatment at a fully equipped facility. Treatment outside of a facility may stop the affliction from worsening for a day, but will not cure the underlying Condition.
You may cure any target you’ve afflicted at any range as a Quick Action.
This Effect ends if you are stunned, fall asleep, go unconscious, are incapacitated, die, or if your total Stress ever exceeds 5.
Archie's bullets, silent as always, rip into the object of his annoyance. As it is blown to bits with a few deftly placed shots, the lighting of the environment is reflected in the cracks, bouncing off of itself with thin beams coming back out in the seconds it takes to destroy the object.
Exert your Mind and spend an Action to activate. Select a Non-Sapient Object within 20 feet no larger than a duffel bag (35 liters). You must actively and obviously use handguns to activate this Effect. Roll Dexterity + Firearms Difficulty 6.
If your Outcome is 4 or higher, the target will be completely destroyed and can no longer function, though it may still be repaired. If your Outcome is less than 4, the target will be partially damaged, and any attempts to use it will suffer a dice penalty equal to your Outcome.
The Necromancer spits into the mouth of a recently deceased corpse. For the few minutes, the corpse's head comes back to life and speaks to the Necromancer.
Exert your Mind and spend an Action. Select a Dead target within 50 feet. Dead targets must have died within the past week, and you must have their remains in your possession.
The target can communicate in your language for the next hour.
As a free creature, The Fairy cannot withstand being caged or imprisioned in any way. Luckily, they possess a glamour that allows them to unlock any lock binding them with a wink of their eye. The lock falls open with a sparkle of light and a sound like a ringing bell.
Spend an Action. Select a Non-Alien door, container, knot, or lock within arm's reach. This Effect cannot be used unless the targeted lock or door is being used to restrain or imprison you.
You may lock, unlock, and/or open your target.
By slowing the hands of one of their watches, the time-traveler may interrupt and slow a target's movement through time. The target appears to be moving in slow motion for the duration.
Exert your Mind and spend an Action. Select a Animate target within 20 feet. You must actively and obviously use a watch or clock to activate this Effect. Roll Intellect + Science at Difficulty 7.
If you succeed, the target will suffer a dice penalty equal to the Outcome for the next 2 Rounds. Dice pools may be reduced all the way down to 0 by this penalty. This breaks Concentration.
You may activate this Effect as a Reaction to contest any Action a valid target is taking, reducing their Outcome by your own. Your command has no impact beyond disrupting their Action.
Come one, come all! Stand in amazement and behold as the Fire Eater consumes a flame as if it were cotton candy! Gasp with fright as they breathe a plume of fire a great distance! And yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is quite dangerous.
Exert your Mind (unless you win a coin flip) and spend two Actions performing the following ritual: perform a fire-breathing trick. Select a target within 20 feet which has both fuel and oxygen available (if you are starting a new fire). Roll a single D10 as a critical failure check. If you roll a 1, the Effect fails, and you take a Severity-4 Injury as the fire burns your throat. You must maintain Concentration while activating this Effect, and it fails if you are interrupted.
You may start or extinguish a fire as large as a firepit's fire at your target. Extinguishing a fire does not cost Exertion. You may create or extinguish fires the size of a lighter or candle flame without Exerting your Mind. Your fires require fuel and oxygen in order to continue burning.
Lighting a target on fire deals 4 Damage each Round on your turn, starting in the Round after the one in which they caught fire. This Damage is reduced by Armor, but the target’s Armor rating will be shredded by any Damage dealt, destroying material Armor once it reaches 0.
You may extinguish flames as a Reaction. This does not extend to explosives.
The Witch is a master herbalist and can cure any number of illnesses and diseases with her special potions. She goes into the wilderness to find the proper set of herbs. Once she has what she's looking for, she mixes them together and boils the concoction. Steam rises from the mixture, twisting into recognizable shapes such as animals and spirits. The whole process takes about fifteen minutes, after which the patient must drink the entire mixture. They are immediately cured.
The proper preparation varies from person to person, so a single batch cannot be used to treat multiple people.
Exert your Mind and spend 15 minutes. Select a Living target within arm's reach. This Effect cannot be used unless you can forage for herbs. You must actively and obviously use water, a container, and heat to activate this Effect.
You may cure any Non-Alien diseases, toxins, or poisons afflicting your target even if you have not diagnosed or fully understood it. You may cure diseases or poisons even if they are not treatable through modern medicine. During treatment, the malady you are treating does not progress or cause additional Damage or other effects.
Whenever you cure a disease, poison, or toxin, if it had inflicted any Damage, your target is healed for half that Damage.