Gettin' back to tha day ta day was more unusual than I woulda imagined. Yea, slumming around tha bars an clubs, findin people with cash ta be liberated from was all normal an all. But tha ease of which I was able ta "win" some a dem games has me downright aghast. I mean, i've won games o' darts and bouncin quarters and tidlywinks with bottlecaps. That's all easy pickins. But ne'er.... have i even heared of anyone makin a bullseye in a game of darts... with a bloody bottlecap, much less doin it meself. I wernt e'en tryin. Ta be honest, I think I was more surprised than tha otter folks there. After that I was gettin challenged an paid just ta show off an see what I could do. Tossin bottlecaps, darts, beer bottles, can, pool balls, pool ques, ashtrays... you name it. If it were there an I could pick it up, I could toss it. An someone would challange an pay me ta do it.
Unfortunately, by tha end o tha week, no one was impressed anymore. They all started ta tink it were some sorta trick. So that were me que ta move on. Next bus ride out ta the next stop outa state. Couple o weeks doin this an it's all become pretty regular. I've taken ta throwin cards an caps at just about anythin thats got a hole to it. It's all good practice I suppose but it's all gettin a bit bored. No one come up wit anythin new fer me ta try I hadn't already done. Sure tha moneys good but where be tha challange anymore.