So after dealing with the whole children thing, I decided that I need to beef the fuck up.
I got a subscription to the gym and start doing a lot more cardio and well eating better, just pushing myself to the limit as best as I could. 
Hell, I go and get MMA gym, start throwing punches and go hire a trainer to teach me how to be better to defend myself as best as I can. 
So after doing a whole montage of cardio work, doing some training in boxing in the midst of my time off of not working on client cases.
So to mark this all off and get my payment as I woke up with a tattoo on my freaking chest but I can definitely say I can now put some work on the people, a piece of the constitution, and people don't I lie at all anymore which is just amazing.
The Jury feels what I say is the truth and that the guy trying to put these poor souls away is just pissing rage at me which is just hilarious, anyway aside from being better on a whole new level.
Lastly seeing as these are a bit dangerous I decided to fully get my license for concealed carry and well go off to buy a nice little gun from one of the gunshops here to defend myself as it does make sense after seeing the oddity that can occur, like holy moly I can barely believe it myself.
So now all I do is bide my time.