Good evening to those reading this entry in my Cookbook: A Contractor's Guide to A Yummy Contract. My name is Cadbury, the owner of Shrimpish Sauce. This recipe is quite a special one to me as it was the first one I invented for this cookbook.
Ingredients:
1 Peacock Mantis Shrimp
1 Wizard Monkey Master Sorcerer
1 Quiet Little Child
1 Little Child with a Long Tongue
Recipe:
1. Be working inside a restaurant during the end of a shift, preparing a dish for a customer.
2. Be interrupted by a being known as a "Harbinger". These are powerful people who enlist people to aid in missions concerning all sorts of supernatural, weird and dangerous beings/events
3. Be asked by this tall, foreboding figure to aid in a mission concerning a banquet at a castle in Russia. Usually, a Peacock Mantis Shrimp would not aid in such a matter. However, given the time it was and the boredom that this poor Peacock Mantis Shrimp was facing, it is advised to allow this creature to go on such an adventure. Ensure that the Peacock Mantis Shrimp, despite his excitement at such a prospect, closes the store and also makes sure that the customers are all attended to. It is also wise to clean any dirty/used utensils and dishes.
4. Get teleported to Russia. Upon getting teleported, new ingredients will become important. These are:
5. Have nightmares about eye doctors...
6. Get badly hurt by wolves...
7. Get healed but then presented as a meal for all the other people to eat...
8. Get hurt by a powerful Vampire...
9. ...Kill the Vampire and almost attempt to kill the child...
10. Get captured
11. BECOME A FELLOW MEMBER OF THIS UNION AND DO VARIOUS JOBS INCLUDING BEING TAUGHT THAT WORK UNIFORM SHOULD ALWAYS BE WORN UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE, BEING POLITE TO A GIANT TARANTULA, PREPARING CARROTS AND ATTEMPTING TO PREPARE EXOTIC FISH.
12. Comfort Cassie
13. Finish work
After following these steps, you will end up with a final dish filled with TRAUMA, INJURY AND THE POTENTIAL OF A MICHELIN STAR!