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Rosolio's Journal
You pick up -£10 you feel a little sad.
First Gig
Dear Diary,
What the shit. Big news, some bloke rocked up to the tower today, he was like normal human sized, looked silly up in my arboreal crib but credit to him i dont even know how he got up there. Anyways, fella introduced himself and was looking for me?? Ofc I got my rosolio rizz on and he practically hired me on the spot. Im a contractor (not an employee tho, big difference) for some division of the government dealing with the super natural. I'm literally both super and natural. They've probably hired me cos they're scared of my wizard powers.
Then the actual first gig. It was me and 2 fruitcakes, a cowboy and a glorified slime rancher. Credit to the slime rancher tho he had some bonkers wizard shit going on, he could turn himself into a yummy ass blob. If i had to guess I'd say it wasnt his first rodeo but he was good to me throughout the job. The task at hand was this silly goose who was distributing anti money, these notes that were worth -10 dollar, probably for some political stuff. This goofball was more than he looked tho and swapped our brains around each others bodies. Rosolio (me) into cowboy, cowboy into wizard (not me), wizard (not me) into cooler wizard (me). Second task at hand was grabbing a cake, some sprite and a bag o chips. That was literally it. Ez job tho and i can already feel my wizard powers growing. Toodaloo, hopefully next time ill slay a badass dragon
Sent by my IOrb
Gen-Wyld: Beyond Natural
On March 14, 2018, a little-known company named Gen-Wyld announced FDA approval for a groundbreaking procedure to enhance a patient’s primary and secondary sexual characteristics using gene therapy. The company was an overnight success.
Shortly thereafter, they introduced a suite of gene-altering body modification procedures that allowed patients to make dramatic aesthetic changes to their bodies by gene-splicing “non-human” anatomy. Those daring (and wealthy) enough can now add cuttlefish pigmentation to their skin, sport a pair of fox ears, and even add a functional tail. While rare, these so-called “modders” draw plenty of hate from conservative communities.
Thanks to their revolutionary procedures, Gen-Wyld is now a household name. Norman Carlson, Gen-Wyld’s chief evangelist, recently announced the company is in the trial phase for a groundbreaking treatment for diabetes.
Yet despite their success, a shroud of secrecy surrounds Gen-Wyld. Their no-patent policy obscures the secrets of their procedures from the public eye. Financial experts claim that Gen-Wyld is run less like a traditional business and more like an NGO with some specific, unknown objective.
Some claim that they will not stop until humanity has been reduced to monstrous slaves and that Gen-Wyld’s board of directors will install themselves as inhuman overlords of the new world order.
However, until the true secrets behind Gen-Wyld are discovered, the genetic biotech firm will continue to grow, develop, and progress its grand designs.