That's right. I've finally done it. I worked up the courage to reverse-engineer The Carrot.
I know it was risky. My hands are still shaking. I knew once I got into it that I'd never be able to put it back together, or, even if I did, that it wouldn't ever be as good as it used to be.
But holy heck if it didn't work out!
Yup, The Carrot isn't as good as it used to be. That's a damn shame. Certainly doesn't have all the kick it used to. BUT, after I put it back together, I went and put another one together! And another! Each one just as good as the last.
That's right, I've got THREE carrots now. And I've gotten so much better at building things! I feel like I leveled up today, and I couldn't be happier. Besides, if I need to annihilate something, I've still got The Stick.
After meeting with Emily, Lucian, and Gustav, Daisy pens the following charter for their new organization, The order of Life Universal.
OLU CHARTER
By taking the OLU oath, I attest that I am ready and willing to walk the path of love and peace with the enlightened leaders of the order.
I promise not to harm or imprison any animals.
I promise not to eat meat or animal products unless necessary to live, and to practice sustainable farming practices when doing so.
I promise never to stand in the way of another's self-improvement or alteration of their body.
I promise to assist with the order's quest to create a heaven for all creatures of the world.
As a member of the order, I will attend weekly meetings, contribute what money I can to the order, and spread the word to those I encounter.