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Maguron A25's Journal
Mission Log
"This series of audio recordings are meant to document my missions and pursuit to total world control."
"For the Zetothoren Empire!"
The Final Watch
Downtime
A gift from the Emperor!
Audio Log 006
This must be how you humans feel on Christmas!
I was awoken by a loud crash near my shelter, I went to check it out. I thought it was a meteorite, but no, it was better!
I found a god damn Courier Capsule. Inside was a Zetothoren Amenable Suit, It was second edition too! Also, get this, it had a fucking Incognito Module installed! Finally, something that reminds me of home. This must have been sent to me by the Emperor? Maybe he saw my resourcefulness and capability in Iceland and send this too me this. Perhaps I have a chance to return to the empire...
I took it out for a spine, used to module to appear as an elderly human I called Edward. I strolled into town for the first time not as an intruder but as a guest. No one batted an eye at me, I walked into stores, malls, parks. I began to learn about your culture and ways of living.
YOU ALL DISGUST ME!
Silent Figures
Downtime
Say Hello to my Little Friend!
Audio Log 009
The glorious Emperor must have seen my wit and cunning during that last job, because I have been gifted a weapon of my people! I was just trying to get some rest after that whole cabin fiasco, when suddenly my tent was lit up and a loud impact came from just outside. Like my last gift it was in a smoking hole, contained within a Courier Capsule.
*Sounds of rustling bags and metal scrap*
This, an Electron Mauler C! I fried so many pests with this thing back at the empire's army. Too bad it ain't my personal one at home, it's a factory model of a lower model, but that's nothing some tinkering can't fix. Anywho, I should get some shut-eye, gonna test this baby out in the morning!
Audio Log 010
Gun works great! I've been shooting cans and boxes that I drew some faces on. One box I drew that Yuri guy's face on, blow off some steam from that threat he threw my way... Can't help but think I cross some sort of boundary?
Nah!
The Serbian Gamble
Downtime
Voices from the Stars
Audio Log 012
I had the most, wondrous dream last night! When I went to rest after my time in New Gla-somthing or whatever, and somethin' came to me. In my slumber I had visions, visions of my home, and the empire. It was, nice, having a dream like this, I don't often have dreams. Anyways, I walked the paths and corridors of my home, looking at all my comrades. Suddenly, my vision dissolved and the sight of the galaxy was set before me, though everything was purple, it was awesome.
A voice spoke to me, said somethin' along the lines of “rising beyond what I was made for” or some shit like that. I'm not good with cryptic messages.
When I woke up the next morning, my brain felt weird, like my thoughts flowed better ya know. That day I did some exploring of that town I live near, Riverton, I like to people watch. I was sitting on a bench and this guy was across the road at a bus stop. I thought, “Man, that guy's nose is huge.” To my surprise, I heard a thought in my head with a voice not of my own, saying, “What in the world was that?” I got curious and started to talk to him, shouting more insults, the man across the road face reacted to my thoughts. Best part is he had no idea who he was talking to.
I think my Telepathic Glands redeveloped!
Charlatans
“Unsettling are the days in which everyone is an expert.”
― Criss Jami
Nowadays you can't go a day without some phony prophet trying to peddle their wares to you.
Driven by the increased interest in the supernatural, charlatans from palm readers to televangelists are everywhere. And while the vast majority of witches, psychics, magicians, hypnotists, cures, potions, faith healers, and clairvoyants are complete fakes, they do make a living.
As the saying goes, "it's easier for an actor to make it in alternative medicine than Hollywood."
Most people scoff at these clearly-phony supernatural services, yet those same people often buy into at least one scam.
The most dangerous charlatans are the self-styled monster hunters who carry a mall-ninja arsenal and guns with silver bullets. Most have never encountered anything supernatural and do absolutely nothing besides burn some sage and patrol the area for a night or two. Even so, those who are superstitious, fearful, or desperate enough will hire them to solve the problems they simply don't understand. In some cases with disastrous results.
For Contractors, charlatans are red herrings and obstacles. Clumsy fakes that conjure a smokescreen of misinformation and escalate the situations they're in.