Audio Log 006

This must be how you humans feel on Christmas!

I was awoken by a loud crash near my shelter, I went to check it out. I thought it was a meteorite, but no, it was better!

I found a god damn Courier Capsule. Inside was a Zetothoren Amenable Suit, It was second edition too! Also, get this, it had a fucking Incognito Module installed! Finally, something that reminds me of home. This must have been sent to me by the Emperor? Maybe he saw my resourcefulness and capability in Iceland and send this too me this. Perhaps I have a chance to return to the empire...

I took it out for a spine, used to module to appear as an elderly human I called Edward. I strolled into town for the first time not as an intruder but as a guest. No one batted an eye at me, I walked into stores, malls, parks. I began to learn about your culture and ways of living. 

YOU ALL DISGUST ME!

Audio Log 009

The glorious Emperor must have seen my wit and cunning during that last job, because I have been gifted a weapon of my people! I was just trying to get some rest after that whole cabin fiasco, when suddenly my tent was lit up and a loud impact came from just outside. Like my last gift it was in a smoking hole, contained within a Courier Capsule.

*Sounds of rustling bags and metal scrap*

This, an Electron Mauler C! I fried so many pests with this thing back at the empire's army. Too bad it ain't my personal one at home, it's a factory model of a lower model, but that's nothing some tinkering can't fix. Anywho, I should get some shut-eye, gonna test this baby out in the morning!

Audio Log 010

Gun works great! I've been shooting cans and boxes that I drew some faces on. One box I drew that Yuri guy's face on, blow off some steam from that threat he threw my way... Can't help but think I cross some sort of boundary? 

Nah!