After the debacle on the recent job with the menagerie, I decided to contact the one person who seemed to be acting in their right mind that job, Alex, the kid.

Look, he's a bit headstrong, but he is a good kid. A good American kid. I wanted to make sure that he had good influences on his life. After all, he's going on these crazy jobs and getting super powers and stuff and he isn't even old enough to buy a pack of cigarettes. This isn't Vietnam. 

So I decided to meet up with him and his guardian. That guy was a bit weird and kind of gave me bad vibes. He was a sort of Hephaestus, the armor or type with this stone red hot gauntlet. I think that he had some things he wanted to contribute to the conversation, but he didn't say anything. He just got all frustrated looking. I'm not sure he's really the best influence for Alex. I talked to Alex about the importance of protecting the United States from monsters, and he seemed to be 100% on board.

After all a bunch of monsters almost killed us last job we were on, and we're totally fucking up this awesome cruise that we were all having a good time participating in. Now I didn't encourage him to do anything rash, so don't come crying to me if he gets in trouble. But I think he could be a really good Ally for my future endeavors of protecting the United States. 

I think the most important thing to do is get him a new guardian who is it so freaky and quiet. I'll put that on my to do list.

What is real?

E P S I L O n   T E A m   T R i O 
P R O V E N   g h o u L   T e A M 
S I M p S O n s   O R   S A u D I 
I V E   S a v E   N a I L i v I C 
L A G   o R   m y   M O n S T e R
O T E c o m y   H E A R   I n T O 
N E M E S E S   O   o m I c R o N 

A R E N A 
R A D I I
E D G A R
N E A R S
A K R O N

A R E N A 
R A D I I
E D G A R
N E A R S
A K R O N

E P S I L O n   T E A m   T R i O 
P R O V E N   g h o u L   T e A M 
S I M p S O n s   O R   S A u D I 
I V E   S a v E   N a I L i v I C 
L A G   o R   m y   M O n S T e R
O T E c o m y   H E A R   I n T O 
N E M E S E S   O   o m I c R o N 

WHAT IS NOT REAL

DIMENSIONS INTERSECTING

ABSOLUTE POWER

TERROR??

Testing journal newlines

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this is a new line.