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Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife.
I was given the option to wish for any item I wanted, and the company would try their best to produce a unique item for the occasion. My trusty knife is great and all, but it's a bit of a problem when I'm up against people with guns... So I wanted a knife that could extend. Also People can be really problematic cause they can just grab their gun again later so I wanted it to be able to stick into people and attach them to whatever surface they're near. A week later, It got shipped in the mail and the driver was really confused when his package was going to Wendy's... And I've never loved a gift any more in my life. It was so freaking cool playing with my new toy. I think I stayed up for a good three days straight messing with the thing. One time, I got my knife stuck in the wall of the Wendy's. No matter what I did, I couldn't manage to pull the damn thing out. I turned around, incredibly frustrated at the situation, and swung my arm around in a single whirl... Then the knife flew to my hand... I'm not sure how or why, but it happened. I practiced around with that a bit more and I can apparently recall the blade to my hands.... Best. Gift. Ever.
Overall, great day and greater time after.
Golden Opportunity
Beware the Assassin!
The gang escapes captivity
Charlatans
“Unsettling are the days in which everyone is an expert.”
― Criss Jami
Nowadays you can't go a day without some phony prophet trying to peddle their wares to you.
Driven by the increased interest in the supernatural, charlatans from palm readers to televangelists are everywhere. And while the vast majority of witches, psychics, magicians, hypnotists, cures, potions, faith healers, and clairvoyants are complete fakes, they do make a living.
As the saying goes, "it's easier for an actor to make it in alternative medicine than Hollywood."
Most people scoff at these clearly-phony supernatural services, yet those same people often buy into at least one scam.
The most dangerous charlatans are the self-styled monster hunters who carry a mall-ninja arsenal and guns with silver bullets. Most have never encountered anything supernatural and do absolutely nothing besides burn some sage and patrol the area for a night or two. Even so, those who are superstitious, fearful, or desperate enough will hire them to solve the problems they simply don't understand. In some cases with disastrous results.
For Contractors, charlatans are red herrings and obstacles. Clumsy fakes that conjure a smokescreen of misinformation and escalate the situations they're in.