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Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife.
I was given the option to wish for any item I wanted, and the company would try their best to produce a unique item for the occasion. My trusty knife is great and all, but it's a bit of a problem when I'm up against people with guns... So I wanted a knife that could extend. Also People can be really problematic cause they can just grab their gun again later so I wanted it to be able to stick into people and attach them to whatever surface they're near. A week later, It got shipped in the mail and the driver was really confused when his package was going to Wendy's... And I've never loved a gift any more in my life. It was so freaking cool playing with my new toy. I think I stayed up for a good three days straight messing with the thing. One time, I got my knife stuck in the wall of the Wendy's. No matter what I did, I couldn't manage to pull the damn thing out. I turned around, incredibly frustrated at the situation, and swung my arm around in a single whirl... Then the knife flew to my hand... I'm not sure how or why, but it happened. I practiced around with that a bit more and I can apparently recall the blade to my hands.... Best. Gift. Ever.
Overall, great day and greater time after.
Golden Opportunity
Beware the Assassin!
The gang escapes captivity
The Sons of Salem
We swear to secure our people against the wickedness and evil of the invisible world.
We swear to aid the afflicted.
We swear to stay ever vigilant and seek out the abominable witchcrafts committed in this country.
We humbly pray to be blessed by God to hold all those who consort with the Devil accountable. Amen
—Opening and closing prayer for Sons of Salem meetings.
The Sons of Salem is a loosely-organized conservative populist movement in the United States that preaches violent opposition to anything they perceive as witchcraft, demonic, or monstrous.
Blowhard podcaster Ted Gundy and former general of the mercenary group “Hognose,” Roland Rush, founded the movement in 2010 after a series of violent werewolf attacks and unexplained, supernatural murders in Tennessee. Memberships grew quickly, stoked by Ted’s fiery doomsday rhetoric on his podcast "Truth Seekers" and the aspiration of the masculine power embodied by Roland.
Although they speak of duty, honor, and maintaining the “natural order” of things, the Sons of Salem are driven by fear. They collect guns and appear at protests en-masse as a way of easing the all-consuming terror of their powerlessness. At the same time, they have conditioned themselves to respond to fear with “strength” (read: violence).