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Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife.
I was given the option to wish for any item I wanted, and the company would try their best to produce a unique item for the occasion. My trusty knife is great and all, but it's a bit of a problem when I'm up against people with guns... So I wanted a knife that could extend. Also People can be really problematic cause they can just grab their gun again later so I wanted it to be able to stick into people and attach them to whatever surface they're near. A week later, It got shipped in the mail and the driver was really confused when his package was going to Wendy's... And I've never loved a gift any more in my life. It was so freaking cool playing with my new toy. I think I stayed up for a good three days straight messing with the thing. One time, I got my knife stuck in the wall of the Wendy's. No matter what I did, I couldn't manage to pull the damn thing out. I turned around, incredibly frustrated at the situation, and swung my arm around in a single whirl... Then the knife flew to my hand... I'm not sure how or why, but it happened. I practiced around with that a bit more and I can apparently recall the blade to my hands.... Best. Gift. Ever.
Overall, great day and greater time after.
Golden Opportunity
Beware the Assassin!
The gang escapes captivity
Gen-Wyld: Beyond Natural
On March 14, 2018, a little-known company named Gen-Wyld announced FDA approval for a groundbreaking procedure to enhance a patient’s primary and secondary sexual characteristics using gene therapy. The company was an overnight success.
Shortly thereafter, they introduced a suite of gene-altering body modification procedures that allowed patients to make dramatic aesthetic changes to their bodies by gene-splicing “non-human” anatomy. Those daring (and wealthy) enough can now add cuttlefish pigmentation to their skin, sport a pair of fox ears, and even add a functional tail. While rare, these so-called “modders” draw plenty of hate from conservative communities.
Thanks to their revolutionary procedures, Gen-Wyld is now a household name. Norman Carlson, Gen-Wyld’s chief evangelist, recently announced the company is in the trial phase for a groundbreaking treatment for diabetes.
Yet despite their success, a shroud of secrecy surrounds Gen-Wyld. Their no-patent policy obscures the secrets of their procedures from the public eye. Financial experts claim that Gen-Wyld is run less like a traditional business and more like an NGO with some specific, unknown objective.
Some claim that they will not stop until humanity has been reduced to monstrous slaves and that Gen-Wyld’s board of directors will install themselves as inhuman overlords of the new world order.
However, until the true secrets behind Gen-Wyld are discovered, the genetic biotech firm will continue to grow, develop, and progress its grand designs.