The weirdest fucking shit is on facebook marketplace so I thought it was a super duper good idea to sell my cursed ahh spider eye whatever the fuck it does on that ugly ass website. I wanted to get that shit appraised so I yapped for Xavier to do something useful for once but bro was like “ima let my wife do it”. How that cockroach gets bitches I do not know. Then the fucking wife showed up in my fridge eating my leftovers oh hell naw. Brother eugggh! She was also a cockroach which fucking makes sense. I GUESS. I was like “gimme your services” and she was like “ok.” I don’t even remember what she said it was soooo boring. Got her contact in the end though so I can keep calling her for magic shit. But the price I was gonna get for the spider eye was super not worth it ugh. So I sold it on FB marketplace to some L bozo! Bitch was broke af, only gave me a meager sum but I didn’t feel like bartering.