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Dai "Fantasio" Valentino's Journal
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PIM PAM PUM
El otro día me llamaron para hacer un contrato en santa fe. Me hubiese encantado pero tuve un problema en casa, pasó lo siguiente:
Prendo el velador "pum" cortocircuito. Cazo la moto, tranqui *fum fum fuum* me voy a la ferretería.
Le digo "me das unos de esos cosos que hace tiki tiki para el velador"
*pim* el tipo me la da.
"¿Cómo la cambio?", le digo.
"Es fácil", me dice "tenés que sacar la perilla *tu*, poner el repuesto. Listo".
"¿Tenes tarjeta?", le pregunto.
"no, taka taka", me responde.
Le doy cuarenta, el tipo *pingui*, me da veinte.
"Me tenes que dar treinta", le digo.
Y el tipo empieza con el "IVA" que "babá" que "babá" que "tenés" que "te doy veinte"
"¿Veinte? *tss*", me rio. "¿De donde?"
"Bueno, si no te gusta *fiu fiu fiu fiu fiu* te vas", me dice el tipo.
"Bueno si".
Ahí nomás yo *PIM*, el tipo *PUM* y empezamos que *PIM* que *PAM PAM*, le doy en la napia. Lo cazo de la nuca, empiezo *PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM* contra el mostrador. Agarré el vuelto, y me las tomé
The Sons of Salem
We swear to secure our people against the wickedness and evil of the invisible world.
We swear to aid the afflicted.
We swear to stay ever vigilant and seek out the abominable witchcrafts committed in this country.
We humbly pray to be blessed by God to hold all those who consort with the Devil accountable. Amen
—Opening and closing prayer for Sons of Salem meetings.
The Sons of Salem is a loosely-organized conservative populist movement in the United States that preaches violent opposition to anything they perceive as witchcraft, demonic, or monstrous.
Blowhard podcaster Ted Gundy and former general of the mercenary group “Hognose,” Roland Rush, founded the movement in 2010 after a series of violent werewolf attacks and unexplained, supernatural murders in Tennessee. Memberships grew quickly, stoked by Ted’s fiery doomsday rhetoric on his podcast "Truth Seekers" and the aspiration of the masculine power embodied by Roland.
Although they speak of duty, honor, and maintaining the “natural order” of things, the Sons of Salem are driven by fear. They collect guns and appear at protests en-masse as a way of easing the all-consuming terror of their powerlessness. At the same time, they have conditioned themselves to respond to fear with “strength” (read: violence).