I almost threw up the first time I tried this power out. Skin crawling and melting for a whole minute like I was John Carpenter's The fuckin Thing. I thought I hated posing for pictures but this was waaaaay worse. Gross. Absolutely awful.

Other than that... damn I look good. With this I can forget about doing a face reveal, I can just pretend to be my own guest star and rake in a few hundred more rich suckers. I thought catfishing idiots was easy before, now it's just pitiful.

Change only lasts for a couple hours though, might have to keep a timer or something on my desk. Last thing I need is shifting back to my real face dressed like a titty streamer. Doing it more than a few times gives me a headache too, gotta keep that in mind.

I got a feeling my bills are gonna be looking /pretty/ covered for the next long while.

I'm gonna be honest. I thought the way my shapeshifting looked in the mirror was SUPER fucked up before, but this new trick I learned is probably worse. I'm not gonna be able to eat rice or pasta for a while.

Found out how to patch up some of my scars and cuts by using my shapeshifting but just partially. It looks like what would happen if someone took a blowtorch to a beaker of ants and tried to pour it down a drain. Incredibly disgusting, but better than walking around looking like a bear tried to take my neck off. I feel dizzy as fuck though. Better that than cuts and bruises though, just gotta drink a little water and I'm fine after a while. Not sure how I feel about using this mid-fight, could cause problems.

Wondering if I could use it on M and Nik's wounds too... just gotta get them to not look at their injuries for a minute, don't know how squeamish they are.