“I brought Brandon to a renaissance fair to join and succeed in the melee tournament. 

I managed to slaughter my way through the first ranks, where I managed to fight off the enemies pretty easily. 

After a while a pole fighter came and we had a good fight but I still managed to beat him. The fight left me highly exhausted. 

Brandon managed to make his way to the semi finals and we had a fierce battle. He showed me why his name was Brandon of the basement and he fought with the might of 3 Obese men. I beat him and found my way into the finals.

A dangerous warrior with an axe was my final opponent but he was mightier than I could have foretold. We fought and we strikes each other down to the last bit of our strength. We fought hard and managed to knock each other down at the same time. It was a good fight and we both got first place and split the price.

Pretty nice day at the fair.