Mark wanna hear sumthin' cool?

I was playin the fiddle at what they call bay area, and all of a sudden KAPOW a letter appears in fron' of me. Ya know damn well i can't read or wrie't, so i asked  this musteh lookin' guy to read it for me. He done told me bout this contract in El Paso, Ari-whatever. Ya know i ain got nun' license or car, so i dun asked the homeless gentleman to steal a car for me. He wouldnt at first, but then i played a beautiful melody, which convinced him to steal the car for me. After i distracted sum people at a store with my perfect melodic fiddleing, he stole the car! Now... Mark, u and me both know i can't drive, so i asked the homeless man to drive me to El Paso. His dumbass actually did...

well some hours go by and the police are after us. I told his dumbass to slow down, because we shouldn't look suspicious, and he did! what a fuckin idiot.

So, not only did he steal this car, but he also had me, AN 14 YEAR OLD HILL BILLY W NO PARENTS. I told him exactly that, you should have seen his face, jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja, he was terrified.

He got out of the car and tried running away, i heard screams and some gunshots, what a fuckin idiot, am i right Mark??? 

Well, after that the cop talked to me, and i lied to him sayin i dun got kidnapped, HE BELIEVED ME, fuckin idiot as well, not only is hea  pig but hes also an idiot.

Long story short he brought me to EL Paso and in EL Paso u know what happened.

Wasnt that a cool story Mark? can u teach me how to drive now.

After watching his companion get shot while driving, and not being able to do anything about it, Johnny Fiddler decided to put some of his fiddle practice hours into better use. He decided to put those hours into learning how to drive. After meeting up with the rest of the contractors at the hospital, Johnny asked Mark if he could teach him how to drive properly...

"Mark, aye, i know am' only thirtean' n 11 months but would ya teach me how to drive since ma borthday is coming up?" Mark was a complete asshole who only cared abut guns and drugs, so normally he would have said no to such request, but Mark saw what Johnny had done to that one criminal back at El Paso, so he thought twice before answering...

Mark agreed.

A month later Mark's teachings were successful and Johnny Fiddler know how to operate a vehicle that isnt a tractor. Johnny still doesnt know shit about traffic laws, but he wouldnt care about them anyway. Johnny has no license.