The Dragonborn is sititng in a field full of sheep, sitting ontop of a large boulder with a toothpick inbetween his fangs, a rifle laying on one of his shoulders.

Amidst a choir of sheep, he speaks amongst the open field into his Neo-Genis player camera.

''So's, err...How'n the fuck do i work this thing?''

''Ahw, damnit-'' The camera fumbles a little bit, before dropping at the bottom of the rock, beautifully framing Xarlasar against the sun and the glittering bullet casings.

''Yeah, you know what?'' He leans back, splaying himself over the boulder, sunning like a lizard.

''Sure, man, sure.''

He unloads the M1 garand with the characteristic PING! As he places everything back into his inventory.

''So, i had a bit of an adventure today. It was like a sidequest kind of deal; you know, favor for a friend, get a hundred thousand dollars.''

''Like, i knew the guy we was hunting was high profile, but my GOD that is a lotta money.''

''That's like...Car money. I could replace my truck with that. Well, anyways, we didn't even get him; He fuckin' iced himself before any of us could.''

''Us, bein'  uh...Me, Ex, and the five or so other bounty hunters who literally appeared outta thin air.''

''Those guys were awesome, by the way. Initially we had a firefight which was so kick-ass. Nothing says 'straight out of a movie' like a 1v5 firefight in some grassy plains behind this very rock, actually.'' He says, patting the stone beneath him. ''Damn near took 'em out with that same rifle. 'Cept i'm no crackshot...Was just tryin' my best, is all, an' i think that's what counts.''

''With any luck, we'll be drinking buds for a good long-ass while.''

Xarlasar sighs contentedly, mumbling ''Could lay out here for hours. S'nice. Get a couple beers an' a couple guys.''

''Ah, shit! I totally forgot to mention the part about how Ex got laid out by a sheep. Just sat on him with it's whole ass, smothered 'im to death. It was hilarious, but i was more worried about not getting my helmet blown off my shoulders.''

''Speakin' of, i think i see him over there.'' Xarlasar slides off the rock, planting his boots before the camera.

''Hey, man! What's up?'' ''Oh, hell, he looks madder'n a bitch. Man, he looks angry.''

A deep rumbling is heard, Xal mumbles ''Oh, damn, he is really tearing it up out there.''

''Oh shit, i think he's aiming for me...''

''Yeah, yeah he's aimin' for me.''

''Ohhh shit...ohhh SHIT MOTHERFUCKER HIT THE DE-''

As Xal dives for the camera, the recording cuts out.

You can only wonder what became of the Dragonborn Warrior.