Lays's Journal

樂事記

The Graveyard Shift
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Monkey See Monkey Say?

Those white people wanted to try and communicate with me I think. And I wanted to tell them to keep their hands off of my bag. It’s my precious belongings. So I thought really really hard about talking to humans. And then now I think I have found a way to talk to humans. I might have thought about it too hard though because I think I can talk to all humans. If I am a godly monkey spirit like from that story so they say, the next Monkey King, it makes sense for me to get to talk to guys in my domain. 

I wanna ask people for Lays chips… It’s my favourite kind of potato chip. It’s yellow and classic flavour. I don’t care about the other flavours. I still don’t really know where they get those bags from though. Do they grow on trees? Since they don’t even grow on trees, and the humans have some weird way of producing them, I’m just gonna leave them alone for now so they keep coming up to give me food cause they think I am just a normal monkey.

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