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Goro Hamada's Journal
An Old Notebook
A worn-out spiral notebook with "GORO" etched into it's cover. The first few pages contain nothing more than names and addresses of people that he's robbed in the past.
The Vermilion Manor
Downtime
Whoopsie!
There's a little voice in the back of my head that tells me to tear people apart with my hands and teeth. Says to me, it says, "Goro, you need to kill that police officer NOW!! Imagine all the evil shit he does!". It's the same little voice that tells me to drink fish oil and climb trees. Could be losing it, could be Gorgoated, who's to tell? Killed my neighbor last week, caught him reading my mail so I said, I said, "YOU SUCK BRO!!!" and he died horribly. Lots of screaming, lots of fire, was really dramatic.
I kinda just stare at people and think about how much I want their life to fall apart, and it does! Spontaneous combustion is apparently really painful, so glad it hasn't happened to me yet! Maybe I should set that crypto guy on fire,,, he kinda sucks
Peace out #goronation, remember that it's never Gorover! Especially not when you have weird magic fire powers!
Night of The Knobbler!
Downtime
Future Personas
You ever have a really shitty nap? Like your back hurts a ton, your hairs longer, you're now 7 feet tall, yada yada? Woke up today as a completely different guy, that was weird! Turns out that I can just rip off all my skin and snap my bones around at a moments notice, some advanced plastic surgery shit y'know? I've gotta craft up some new personas, disguises to switch between and whatnot. Robbing people is so much easier when they think it's Maroon Joe who stole their gold and NOT Goro Hamada.
For future me, consider the following names:
- Maroon Joe
- Douglas Edwards
- Douglas Dimedome
- Douglas Douglas Douglas
- Orog Adamah
- Lebron Junior Junior
- Markiplier
Thought about killing that one lawyer again. Sent him a threatening voicemail about repaying all those people he scammed, hope he does that. I wonder if he knows that even if he repays his debts, I'm still gonna burn his house down cuz I hate him. If you don't wanna be horrifically murdered, maybe don't suck? Like- I don't get how you can be THAT unbearable.
An Out of Body Experience
The Rook's Seal
Charlatans
“Unsettling are the days in which everyone is an expert.”
― Criss Jami
Nowadays you can't go a day without some phony prophet trying to peddle their wares to you.
Driven by the increased interest in the supernatural, charlatans from palm readers to televangelists are everywhere. And while the vast majority of witches, psychics, magicians, hypnotists, cures, potions, faith healers, and clairvoyants are complete fakes, they do make a living.
As the saying goes, "it's easier for an actor to make it in alternative medicine than Hollywood."
Most people scoff at these clearly-phony supernatural services, yet those same people often buy into at least one scam.
The most dangerous charlatans are the self-styled monster hunters who carry a mall-ninja arsenal and guns with silver bullets. Most have never encountered anything supernatural and do absolutely nothing besides burn some sage and patrol the area for a night or two. Even so, those who are superstitious, fearful, or desperate enough will hire them to solve the problems they simply don't understand. In some cases with disastrous results.
For Contractors, charlatans are red herrings and obstacles. Clumsy fakes that conjure a smokescreen of misinformation and escalate the situations they're in.