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Penrose Torchwick's Journal
EXPLOITS OF THE GREATEST GIRL GENIUS EVER
A cardboard box filled with a collection of tapes, as well as an old timey looking tape recorder. Each tape has a little sticky note taped to it with a small title, and there is a line of masking tape on the front of the box with 'EXPLOITS OF THE GREATEST GIRL GENIUS EVER' scrawled on it in messy sharpie. There's a small note scribbled onto the top of the box, which has since been crossed out: 'Find a use for this tape recorder, bitch'
Maikendo
Downtime
AND THUS SPOKE PROMETHEUS
"I fucking did it. I fucking did it.
Miss Bitch was right. There are scraps of power to be found everywhere. After the video game, I felt it. A divine fucking spark, starting a supernatural fire in 'cha girl's brain. It was like the ultimate fucking inspiration, lightning and fireworks and all that shit! I felt like I could do anything!
And I fucking did. I had spare parts, taxidermy shit laying around, and the power of the greatest mind of my generation. Mine, of course! I spent like a week just hammering away, screwin' shit together, bolts and solders and thread. It's a motherfucking masterpiece, and I put it together with my bare fuckin' hands!
I call it the Promethean Spark. Because it brings the dead to life, baby! I tried it out with one of my freaky little bug taxidermies and it was like magic. The thing was flyin' around just like I'm sure it did in life. And then it died again when the thread wore out but. You get what I'm saying! This is fucking huge.
There's a veil out there. Some sort of... something. Whenever I work on taxidermy stuff, I can feel it. And with the Spark... I can touch it. I can peel back this stupid fucking reality and pluck pieces of that dead fabric into this world and put it into things and BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE. TAXIDERMY IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
THIS IS MY FUCKING CORONATION, BITCH! ALL HAIL THE POSTMODERN PROMETHEUS!
GYAHAHAHAHA!"
CryptoLeak: Silence is Broken
CryptoLeak is a video streaming platform with a singular goal: to allow users to upload and share video content, no matter what. Videos uploaded to cryptoleak cannot be removed, doctored, or censored.
Despite a near-universal condemnation by world leaders, most people greatly appreciate CryptoLeak. It's the go-to platform for posting illuminations, whistleblowing evidence, and data leaks.
CryptoLeak is a mundane technlogical entity that cannot be controlled or destroyed. It has no backing business or organization. It utilizes a distributed architecture that allows it to host content across the entire world, sharding and mirroring its petabytes of data accross millions of personal devices. Content uploaded to CryptoLeak is immutable and cannot be doctored or redacted by any known means.
For once, technology has put the power in the hands of the little guys.
World governments and other powerful organizations can still censor or restrict access to CryptoLeak within their domains, and they sometimes utilize the platform for misinformation and psy-ops campaigns. However, for most people, CryptoLeak represents the freedom to speak and be heard.
Of course, simply uploading a video does not gaurentee it will be seen or gain traction, nor does it protect you from any consequences that may come along with pulling back the veil. . .