“…”

”Why would you ever click a random link like that!?”

”…”

”You could’ve gotten hurt. More Importantly I could’ve gotten hurt!”

”…”

”I know you didn’t know what a link was or what it would do but that’s no excuse. As long as I’m stuck in your head don’t go doing things without asking.”

”…”

”Honestly you should be thanking me. I sooooo saved you from that weird mind controlling mirror thingy.”

”…”

”And did you see those people? I know gamers aren’t the most fashionable but who wakes up and throws on a clown getup?”

”…”

”At least the other two were closer to normal. The girl was pretty sweet besides the terrifying weapon. That little… thing was pretty cute too.”

”…”

”We should like, totally draw a smiley face on your crown so people know I’m up here. No offence to you but I would be way better at dealing with people.”

”…”

”Maybe we could just work on your people skills instead. How about instead of hiding in a corner or under a bed, you actually have a conversation! People aren’t as weird as you think they are. I’m sure you’d get along fine with them… okay you probably wouldn’t but I’m sick of being alone all the time. I need social interaction!”

”…”

”What I really need is a drink, a long bath, and a casino but at this point I’ll take whatever I can get.”

”…”

”You really should’ve asked that girl how she gets such a natural looking dye. My pink looks better of course but it fades from how I like it so fast. Hopefully we’ll run into her again. I’m sure you’d hate that hehe.”

”…Thanks.”

”What was that?”

”…”

”Oh no you don’t, I heard that! You were thanking me for saving you weren’t you? I guess even a girl like you can feel things every now and then. Keep this up and I could even mistake you for a person.”

”…”

“And it was no problem. Looking out for each other is the least we can do.”

“…Yeah.”