I swear this country is ran by vampires. I've only recently been brought into this conspiracy, but already I've met like five vampires in the past week. 

The first is the tall rich lady who always has this annoying knowing look on her face. Then there's the girl fawning over said tall vampire who is around my height despite being years older than me. Then there's Kyrie who I'm sort of on the fence about. She was obviously bloody and took the blood bags, but it didn't look like she drank any of it. The others are much more obvious.

But to get back to my point, I seem to have attracted two MORE vampires, and I'm not even on a job! This is in my own damn h̶o̶m̶e̶ you know what I mean.

There were two of them! A couple! And the woman was some sort of vampiric puppetmaster! At least, that's what the old hag said when we met up. She could very well be lying, but she seemed to know them personally from many years ago and considering I'm now living in their absurdly wealthy home, I'm inclined to believe it, given how young they appear.

How else can you get that much money at that age?

Anyway, I'm certain they want me for something other than a fill-in for their impossible child, but I'm ALMOST certain it's to bathe in my blood and steal my youth or something. It seems to line up with what the only other useful vampire I know said. Now I'm in between multiple vampires, one of which has admitted to having less influence than the other and now it's time to make some very important decisions.

Anyway, I'm tired, and this is the most unrealistically fluffy bed I've ever touched, let alone slept in. Goodnight Rabby.

G̶̩̟͉̏̽̓͜o̴̢̳̦̖̗͎͍͈̠̣͔͓̼̥͂̿̀̿͂̓͝ó̸̞̘̱̼̫͔̣̮̳͎̜̩̅̈́̅͋̀̈́̀̌̆̚ͅḑ̴̧͓̭̗͓̯̗̜̼̜̈́̆̀̅̌͒̒̈́͑̌̿̾̍̓n̴̨̨̨͍̹̻̱̭͓͍̤̥͂̈̆̂͆̒̒͐̈́̽̒̆̚̚̚͜͠ĭ̷̘̼̱̥̺̰͓̖͖̭̤̞̣̮̱̓̕͝g̸̡̹̯̞̯̟͔̟͚̬͒̌͗̀̈́̈̈́̌̏̓̾͛͝ḩ̴̨͇͇͕͍̻̲̭̙̣̻̇̌̏̑̾̇́̿̐ț̵̛̛̺̇̀̄̓̕,̶̖͖̲̜̆̾̅̏͋̈́̉̿̃͆ ̴̧̤̬͇̹̯̦̭̟͉̺̫̖̠̻͚̖́̎̉̈́̌̑͐̀̑͋̄̓̓̓̕̚͝Ģ̶̜̘͕̮̖̝̽͒r̵̢̠̘̝̻̩̜͕̼͙̠͍̤͍͚̔͛̃̇͑̆̅̄̽̐͘͘͘a̵̰̪̗̠̼̻͎̯̔̃͜ẏ̵̡͔̫̗̟̗̠͈̠̹̼̖͑͒͋̓̇̏̆̑̈́͘͝ͅs̶͓̥̙̻̙͍͚̜̲̺͎̈́͒̾̈́̆͠o̸̝̼͚͐ņ̶͚͔̾̈́͂͒̂̊̾̂̾͑̿̓̿̚̕̚.̶̨͔̦̠̠̥̖̝̪́̑̒̉͒̃̐͝͝ͅ.̸̛̗͖̰͔̘̘̮̱̫̯͉̭͒̍̐̑̎́̀̆́̏̂̊̀̂̒͜.̷̫̻̖͇̜̜̠͚͇̬̹̻͗͐̀̾̄̌̿̒̄̌̓̾͛̒͝