While we marvelled at those glorious creatures, it was made apparent that there was more to this den of miscreants than first believed, we discovered a secret bunker hidden underneath the waterfall nearby and we just had ensure that it was cleared from all heathens that would exploit one gods creatures. We quickly entered and punished the evil doers that called that bunker their home. We ensuring that no stone was unturned, we discovered several PowerPoints that detailed the beliefs of these miscreants and it was as I feared, they had left no room for the love of god and sweet baby Jesus in their hearts. It does me no good for my soul to vanquish but it is the Will of the lord that they find their ways to him so that he may offer them forgiveness for being trapped in the leather claws of lucifer himself. I am a pacifist under gods request but I will not allow the tools of Satan to prevail, so that the lords kingdom can remain safe and good. 

Why do I have to write this again! I already told that blind fella that I’m missing my shows but he won’t listen! At this rate u wont even have time to knit something nice for my grandniece for her Christening. Lord it is too hot here, even at night. I find myself have to strip down the my pantaloons just to get some air to my tuckus. Well I certainly gave that fella a scare when I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, clearly he’d never seen this much woman before but I can’t blame him, no man has been able to tame this. Brings me beach to my young days, the boys would give me flowers and chocolates, they’d sing to me and say nice things, and if I liked them I’d take them round back and have relations. I still remember my first, took months of before he could walk again but I suppose that’s what happens with a broken pelvis.