it's that time again, so as per usual let me skip to the good parts, i get a letter, tells me to go to coit tower in san fransisco, i get there and I meet my fellow contractors and theres a 16 year old kid there? i did not think i'd ever see a kid that age doing this shit, she even told me about how she got her heart ripped out at some point???

Ok so anyway we meet this weird ceo guy....NOT a robot this time, and he tells us we need to go retrieve something.. all I'm thinking right now is "oh my fucking god NOT AGAIN"

so I don't really pay attention to what he says next, although he did give us "delta wave scanners" that look exactly like childrens toys? i mean.. i guess it's a good way to disguise a magical detecto device.

so we go to where the signals orginated from and we arrive at a boba shop, I try to strike up a conversation with the barista but she said she didn't notice anything weird, ofcourse. I then bought a boba dubbed "The Bobasaurus Rex" which was a MASSIVE boba tea, as to not look suspicious. Long story short, we realized the boba was triggering the devices every time someone took a sip for the first time, and i uh.. i had to make myself puke, was not fun, still better than being shot. we tracked down the signal, broke into an appartment, hacked some poor guys phone, and now this is where shit got serious. a group of chinese agents, yep we're starting this part of the story with chinese armed agents, alright so they were now trying to get into the appartment we were searching, one of them broke through the window and I blasted his arm and.. it kinda.. exploded, I was.. kinda amazed, I went from making someone briefly flinch to annhilating that guys arm.. I felt good that moment, not as helpless as before, moving on from that brief moment, the other agents broke down the door so me and oz fired at them, after a few shots where exchanged, (luckly not at me this time), 1 down, oz landed a good shot but then, at that moment i felt electricty flow through my whole body, I had ONE thought in my mind.. survive. I screamed and released a shockwave that ripped through the air, the guy it hit..hooooly shit. He fucking EXPLODED, LIKE HE BECAME A RED MIST INSTANTLY, I NEVER IMAGINE I COULD DO THAT TO SOMEONE. Safe to say uh.. the rest of the agents ran for their lives while oz looked at my in awe, yeah I don't blame him. Alright now Daisuke walks out of the rooms dressed as a...power ranger? I don't bother to question it. and sally walks out with a really elongated multi legged yellow toad with a scorpions tail..basically an alien. I'll explain the rest swiftly, The lizard thing mind controlled daisuke and made it stab oz, a confrontation later sally, oz and I are in the back of his sentient car named tori? and I'm there performing field surgery on oz during a high speed chase.. I tootally would have popped off in med school, anyways sally is in the front seat with the lizard thing in a cooking pot and a couple tokyo drifts later we arrive back at the tower.. and It's over. 

I think i have a theory, about all... this, the jobs. It seems to me, that every time i go on one of these jobs i get this...strange feeling off empowerment, it's like that feeling of being given a weapon, I don't really notice eactly when these feelings show up but i do notice them eventually, and every time i get this feeling, my powers feel more.. stable, controlled and even stronger, which leads me to yhis conclusion. Every time you complete a job you get rewarded with powers, i guess that's our payment, but as badass as it is to get cool new super powers, this means that i'm probably going to be doing this for a while.. I can only hope that i wont fall over dead too soon, soo far i've been shot, nearly stabbed, almost mind controlled i think? and i met this girl who apparently had her heart ripped out by a werewolf? yeah.. those exist apparently, very comforting to know that, then again i probably should have guessed since i did almost get eaten by a basilisk on an air liner to the north pole.. i just realised what that sounds like and thats something that ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME, yep. Safe to say my life from here on out isn't going to lack any excitement..yay. On another note, no police have showed up at my door yet, which is a really really big releif. To think i got away with assault on a police officer.. oh yeah that also happened.. MAN i need to be less reckless.