Good evening to those reading this entry in my Cookbook: A Contractor's Guide to A Yummy Contract. My name is Cadbury, the owner of Shrimpish Sauce.  This recipe is quite a special one to me as it was the first one I invented for this cookbook.

Ingredients:

1 Peacock Mantis Shrimp

1 Wizard Monkey Master Sorcerer

1 Quiet Little Child

1 Little Child with a Long Tongue

Recipe:

1. Be working inside a restaurant during the end of a shift, preparing a dish for a customer.

2. Be interrupted by a being known as a "Harbinger". These are powerful people who enlist people to aid in missions concerning all sorts of supernatural, weird and dangerous beings/events

3. Be asked by this tall, foreboding figure to aid in a mission concerning a banquet at a castle in Russia. Usually, a Peacock Mantis Shrimp would not aid in such a matter. However, given the time it was and the boredom that this poor Peacock Mantis Shrimp was facing, it is advised to allow this creature to go on such an adventure. Ensure that the Peacock Mantis Shrimp, despite his excitement at such a prospect, closes the store and also makes sure that the customers are all attended to. It is also wise to clean any dirty/used utensils and dishes.

4. Get teleported to Russia. Upon getting teleported, new ingredients will become important. These are:

• A wizard red tamarin. This creature is quite powerful in using the mystical arts to his advantage to turn the tide of battle. This includes using his specialities:
  • Super Monkey Fire Ball
  • Super Monkey Barrier
  • He goes by the name of Rosolio, who had frequently been called Risotto
• A 3'9 child. He often has a smaller creature, that goes by the name of Michael. He is a timid young boy, who speaks with an Icelandic accent. He has various specialities that he can use:
  
  • Grace of Michael
  • The Whip of "Michael"
  • Divine Intervention
  •  Of course, these are the specialities that I am aware of that this creature named Lucius
• A young child who possesses a lack of social skills and...look I'm going to be honest, this poor child needs help. I want to aid him. I do. But I fear that I am, perhaps, not the best creature to deal with Cassie's mental struggles.

5. Have nightmares about eye doctors...

6. Get badly hurt by wolves...

7. Get healed but then presented as a meal for all the other people to eat...

8. Get hurt by a powerful Vampire...

9. ...Kill the Vampire and almost attempt to kill the child...

10. Get captured

11. BECOME A FELLOW MEMBER OF THIS UNION AND DO VARIOUS JOBS INCLUDING BEING TAUGHT THAT WORK UNIFORM SHOULD ALWAYS BE WORN UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE, BEING POLITE TO A GIANT TARANTULA, PREPARING CARROTS AND ATTEMPTING TO PREPARE EXOTIC FISH.

12. Comfort Cassie

13. Finish work

After following these steps, you will end up with a final dish filled with TRAUMA, INJURY AND THE POTENTIAL OF A MICHELIN STAR!