Audio Log 006

This must be how you humans feel on Christmas!

I was awoken by a loud crash near my shelter, I went to check it out. I thought it was a meteorite, but no, it was better!

I found a god damn Courier Capsule. Inside was a Zetothoren Amenable Suit, It was second edition too! Also, get this, it had a fucking Incognito Module installed! Finally, something that reminds me of home. This must have been sent to me by the Emperor? Maybe he saw my resourcefulness and capability in Iceland and send this too me this. Perhaps I have a chance to return to the empire...

I took it out for a spine, used to module to appear as an elderly human I called Edward. I strolled into town for the first time not as an intruder but as a guest. No one batted an eye at me, I walked into stores, malls, parks. I began to learn about your culture and ways of living. 

YOU ALL DISGUST ME!