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That was random.
So, I got fucking abducted, tooken to some random fucking organization, got my ass knocked through the wall (Which shouldn’t be fucking possible!) Got my ass nerfed like a bitch, and to top it off, I DONT EVEN GET A FUCKING SANDWICH! This is a disgrace. I wouldn’t have even cared if I got a Fucking Sandwich. BUT INSTEAD, I got my ass hardly even able to burn, and a fucking TREE stomping my ass! WHAT THE HELL, GUY? At least I got this cool pokey stick. Don’t know what it does, but it’s mine now. Suck it, bitch. I feel cool. Ha. I guess it’s not that cool. But I am going to make spit face my accomplice. I will get out of here. When it’s convenient. I think I’m going to have a good couple of weeks here. Kicking ass and getting back on my feet. Ha ha. Bitches.
The goblin problem
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A employees day off?
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Boring.
The problem is that spitface is knocked out and dryadiot is looking at plants like he is retarded. I’m bored. At least I’m not responsible for keeping that dumbass from dying or whatever. Send help. I refuse to die like this. The world needs a miracle and I am in dire need of its hasteness. The only way I could do this was by taking the money out and putting the rest in the account to buy the money and I could do that for free if you would be able and you could have a little more than a few thousand in your pocket to cover it up for the money and I can pay it off and I would have a little more than that to cover the rent for you if I were able and you were to give it back and you could get a loan for the house or whatever you want to do the same as well and you would get it all right then then you can get a little
Charlatans
“Unsettling are the days in which everyone is an expert.”
― Criss Jami
Nowadays you can't go a day without some phony prophet trying to peddle their wares to you.
Driven by the increased interest in the supernatural, charlatans from palm readers to televangelists are everywhere. And while the vast majority of witches, psychics, magicians, hypnotists, cures, potions, faith healers, and clairvoyants are complete fakes, they do make a living.
As the saying goes, "it's easier for an actor to make it in alternative medicine than Hollywood."
Most people scoff at these clearly-phony supernatural services, yet those same people often buy into at least one scam.
The most dangerous charlatans are the self-styled monster hunters who carry a mall-ninja arsenal and guns with silver bullets. Most have never encountered anything supernatural and do absolutely nothing besides burn some sage and patrol the area for a night or two. Even so, those who are superstitious, fearful, or desperate enough will hire them to solve the problems they simply don't understand. In some cases with disastrous results.
For Contractors, charlatans are red herrings and obstacles. Clumsy fakes that conjure a smokescreen of misinformation and escalate the situations they're in.