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Kevin Cody's Journal
The Milk Run
Downtime
Kevin's drinking song
Gather ‘round, my hearty friends, the night is young and clear,
We’ve got the ale and spirits fine, so fill your cups with cheer.
The moon is high, and there's no spiders, the world’s a joyful place,
So let’s toast to the good old days, to the melon god.
Raise a glass and sing along, let’s lift our voices high,
For every friend and memory, beneath the starlit sky.
With a hearty laugh and merry tune, we’ll chase the troubles away,
So raise a glass and sing along, we’ll drink the night away!
Here’s to the tales of old and new, to laughter and to song,
To nights of joy and friendships true, with out a demon in sight.
With every sip, we share a bond, of fighting monsters, and singing this song
That life is grand when friends are near, and together we will grow.
Raise a glass and sing along, let’s lift our voices high,
For every friend and memory, beneath the starlit sky.
With a hearty laugh and merry tune, we’ll chase the troubles away,
So raise a glass and sing along, we’ll drink the night away!
When the morning sun appears, and we’ve had our fill of cheer,
We wont remember a word we sang, or every hearty cheer.
So let’s embrace the night ahead, and let our spirits soar,
For there’s no greater joy than this, when we’re together once more.
Raise a glass and sing along, let’s lift our voices high,
For every friend and memory, beneath the starlit sky.
With a hearty laugh and merry tune, we’ll chase the troubles away,
So raise a glass and sing along, we’ll drink the night away!
So here’s to friends and nights like these, with laughter, joy, and song,
We'll all live kings, and sing our whole night long.
F#%* this, and F#%* You, Tom!
Downtime
Devilish Designs
Downtime
To good friends and good Beer
Got a message from Penny Zefir. She said she needed someone to talk to about what had happen on one of those contracts.
Now I'm not going to lie I don't really remember what we talked about the first day. Who would have thought a little lady could hold her drink so well. But I do remember her saying something about a, a, a man hater? Who held her hostage to kill someone? Nevertheless after a night like that I don't think she'll be hung up on that any longer.
The next day she wanted to go out again and I wasn't going to say no! We hit a few more bars, I was back to my usual self this time, going to drink for drink till the the sun set! Penny told me about a man who blew themselves up on a land mine, it sounded pretty gruesome. Even though she didn't go into very many details. She talk about how apparently he did it on purpose, it's sad stuff.
Well I don't know who you are but this drinks for you, and another for Penny I wish her the best!
Exterminator Needed
Downtime
“Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, KEVIN." Kevin: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”
I message the old crew about putting things right with Mr. Sterling. Initially Penélope Varela seemed to have a plan, but after further communication she seemed to have some sort of phone problems the other Penelope also stopped messaging. But Franky and I were making head way! We found a couple ways of contacting Mr. Sterling, Franky was able to get in contact with him through his real estate business. Unfortunately he was unimpressed with the life time supply of clowns for children's birthday parties, instead he wanted us to get Penelope and Penelope
arrested for terrorism.
But I figured that access to a magical realm might peak a billionaire's interest, so we set up a meeting point, a Denny's in Florida. Where Franky and I met Mr. Sterling and his goons. The deal wad going well Mr. Sterling was very interested in the Farmers Market. But in the end it could only pay off two of our debts. Franky and I weren't going to leave with out trying to help Penelope Carver & Penélope Varela. So in the end we used the Market for the Penelopes and "decided" to pay off our debts by working for Mr. Sterling.
Offr.com: What's it worth?
"Most people know Offr.com as the home of the gig economy: a website where you can find a buyer for your old couch, and a worker to haul it away. It’s the home of everything from marketplace goods and bespoke commissions to task fulfillment and transportation services. Some whisper about less-than-legal deals being available on a 'dark web' version of Offr.com. The company denies these claims."
Sooner or later, all Contractors receive an invitation to join Offr Red, the secret membership tier. Offr Red members gain access to exclusive high-confidence, anonymous services. They can sell extraordinary items to Offr or put them up for auction for other Offr Red members to bid on. Crafty Contractors rejoice!
On rare occasions, Offr can even make deals to tie up pesky Loose Ends. However, they always demand a special favor in return.