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I love facebook marketplace
The weirdest fucking shit is on facebook marketplace so I thought it was a super duper good idea to sell my cursed ahh spider eye whatever the fuck it does on that ugly ass website. I wanted to get that shit appraised so I yapped for Xavier to do something useful for once but bro was like “ima let my wife do it”. How that cockroach gets bitches I do not know. Then the fucking wife showed up in my fridge eating my leftovers oh hell naw. Brother eugggh! She was also a cockroach which fucking makes sense. I GUESS. I was like “gimme your services” and she was like “ok.” I don’t even remember what she said it was soooo boring. Got her contact in the end though so I can keep calling her for magic shit. But the price I was gonna get for the spider eye was super not worth it ugh. So I sold it on FB marketplace to some L bozo! Bitch was broke af, only gave me a meager sum but I didn’t feel like bartering.
The Sons of Salem
We swear to secure our people against the wickedness and evil of the invisible world.
We swear to aid the afflicted.
We swear to stay ever vigilant and seek out the abominable witchcrafts committed in this country.
We humbly pray to be blessed by God to hold all those who consort with the Devil accountable. Amen
—Opening and closing prayer for Sons of Salem meetings.
The Sons of Salem is a loosely-organized conservative populist movement in the United States that preaches violent opposition to anything they perceive as witchcraft, demonic, or monstrous.
Blowhard podcaster Ted Gundy and former general of the mercenary group “Hognose,” Roland Rush, founded the movement in 2010 after a series of violent werewolf attacks and unexplained, supernatural murders in Tennessee. Memberships grew quickly, stoked by Ted’s fiery doomsday rhetoric on his podcast "Truth Seekers" and the aspiration of the masculine power embodied by Roland.
Although they speak of duty, honor, and maintaining the “natural order” of things, the Sons of Salem are driven by fear. They collect guns and appear at protests en-masse as a way of easing the all-consuming terror of their powerlessness. At the same time, they have conditioned themselves to respond to fear with “strength” (read: violence).