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The Sparkman's Journal
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Downtime
OPERATOR STATUS REPORT #1
SECtech OS [Version 09.0.21035.4120]
(c) SECtech Corporation. All rights reserved.
C:\USERDATA\SPM221>print statusreport.txt
Printing File...
It has been awhile since that sleaze ball entered my hotel room. I have not seen him since. In the meantime, I have kept myself busy with other gigs. What's strange now is that I can feel the power coursing through everything. I'm becoming more than what I was before. I've been learning to use this suit more efficiently too. All that power, charged up within me... I've learned that with just a little bit of extra juice, KAZAP! I can usually paralyze a guy for awhile, Its like I'm the taser now. LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! They won't be ready for me, not at all... I'll get better, I'll get more powerful than ever, and when I've reached my peak... Oh, a storm will be coming for those shitbag scum of the earth, those dregs of society.
I am the fucking sparkman.
Oh, my next contract can't come soon enough... hopefully it'll be something a little more my style.
The Demon Cabinet of Mr Long
Downtime
OPERATOR STATUS REPORT #2
SECtech OS [Version 09.0.21035.4120]
(c) SECtech Corporation. All rights reserved.
C:\USERDATA\SPM221>print statusreport2.txt
Printing File...
I'd like apologize for the last status report, I was having a bit of a megalomanic streak there. I haven't felt such power before and it makes it all the better when I get to test it out on the scum of the Earth, or at least... I feel the potential of it. Potential energy turns into Kinetic energy eventually. This whole thing, this whole contract business... it excites me. It lets me be more than just some juiced-up security drone, I can feel everything surging through my being. I've never felt this powerful before... I've begun doing more with this suit. Hell, I might just start upgrading it later on myself. I can feel the power of Zeus coursing through me, through all the coils and wires that make this suit work. Maybe lethality wouldn't be a bad thing to invest in. You never know when the scum of the Earth will need to ride the lightning.
Mushroom Hunt
Downtime
Workshop Log #1: Helmet Mods
Sparkman Workshop Log #1:
Began work today on some upgrades to the suit, mainly the helmet. Should be a lot less painful to remove, and I've added some extra gigs and bits to it... it takes a while to get these things done, but if it works, it works. The actual tech to do this took some gettin', but I make enough and I know enough about this sorta thing that it doesn't make it too much of a hassle. Got myself a side-arm too. Sometimes you just gotta bring a lethal option. So I'm bringin' a standard issue Glock 22 with me and some actual documentation for my damn contracting. The electricalreceptor array should prove useful in later contracts, so should the upgrades to the visor's settings and hardware.
If everything goes well after this... I've got some extra things planned for the suit. This should do pretty well. Though, anything more major is probably going to need a whole lotta tinkering... that and I'll have to probably see about becoming more than human...
I must become the storm itself.
Sleepover~!
Downtime
Workshop Log #2: External Sensor Arrays
Sparkman Workshop Log #2:
I begin work on this before I go deal with some other bullshit that came up. I'll finish it up later. I've begun to notice some contractors have a 'niche'. The tin can focuses on melee combat and all that. Makes stuff real easy when you're an android probably, but I digress. So, I've begun working on my own niche. Area of Denial and Crowd Control. Setting up this should allow me to really start hone in on all this. There are perimeters, and those must be secured. With these, I should be able to keep tabs on potential zones of interest from a good whiles away.
I'll have to later make a consumable version of these at some point, but that shouldn't be too bad.
My hope currently is that I can further upgrade this thing before I eventually perish. This line of work is dangerous and terrible, it would be a shame if such a thing were to happen.
Gen-Wyld: Beyond Natural
On March 14, 2018, a little-known company named Gen-Wyld announced FDA approval for a groundbreaking procedure to enhance a patient’s primary and secondary sexual characteristics using gene therapy. The company was an overnight success.
Shortly thereafter, they introduced a suite of gene-altering body modification procedures that allowed patients to make dramatic aesthetic changes to their bodies by gene-splicing “non-human” anatomy. Those daring (and wealthy) enough can now add cuttlefish pigmentation to their skin, sport a pair of fox ears, and even add a functional tail. While rare, these so-called “modders” draw plenty of hate from conservative communities.
Thanks to their revolutionary procedures, Gen-Wyld is now a household name. Norman Carlson, Gen-Wyld’s chief evangelist, recently announced the company is in the trial phase for a groundbreaking treatment for diabetes.
Yet despite their success, a shroud of secrecy surrounds Gen-Wyld. Their no-patent policy obscures the secrets of their procedures from the public eye. Financial experts claim that Gen-Wyld is run less like a traditional business and more like an NGO with some specific, unknown objective.
Some claim that they will not stop until humanity has been reduced to monstrous slaves and that Gen-Wyld’s board of directors will install themselves as inhuman overlords of the new world order.
However, until the true secrets behind Gen-Wyld are discovered, the genetic biotech firm will continue to grow, develop, and progress its grand designs.