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Victor B. Hornetsman's Journal
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Hornet Friends!!!!
I have discovered a long time ago (and recently) that putting wasps in your mouth is a bad idea, but I have also discovered that I now can summon my hornet friends whenever! They are born from my mouth and It is very nice to have a hornet friend wherever I go! And they aren't just any hornets... these ones are special, I like them a lot. I birthed one a while a go and he went and fought a bear for me when I was out collecting wild honey from a set of bees I know. They go where I tell them to go and do what I tell them to do. They are very cool.
I like my vespid friends, they are my Bestpid friends! (get it because they're hornets????!!!!!)
I mean others don't necessarily like how big they are... but thats okay, they can be big and do a whole lot of things.
OhboybObhIOHBoyOhBOy!
Bobasaurus
Downtime
bees
My bees have given me a great bountiful harvest of great power. Her blessing is clear as I seem to have a new way of marketing health and wellness to the masses. She has granted my bees greatness, and in their honey it is true. So in the case of my BEESES BEING THE GREATEST AND THE EBST BEES IN ALL OF CALIFRONIAER (along withh my waspa snd vespitdsa nd yellow jackets nad hornets of course) I MIGht End up Sellin' soem of this to market! this shit ROCKES man! Id unno what to tell you btu I can feel the Hive in my veisn or whatever y'know, its really pumpin' ansd all thats FUN.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeahhhhhh. That Beerhami fellow I think came by and maybe like, gave my bEes somes orta special flowers or somethin', I dunno. She was Real into bees and stuff, so maybe she came all the way from India to go and see my awesome bees, I dunno.
Anyways thats all for now I think.
Here Lies Victor B. Hornetsman
The Sons of Salem
We swear to secure our people against the wickedness and evil of the invisible world.
We swear to aid the afflicted.
We swear to stay ever vigilant and seek out the abominable witchcrafts committed in this country.
We humbly pray to be blessed by God to hold all those who consort with the Devil accountable. Amen
—Opening and closing prayer for Sons of Salem meetings.
The Sons of Salem is a loosely-organized conservative populist movement in the United States that preaches violent opposition to anything they perceive as witchcraft, demonic, or monstrous.
Blowhard podcaster Ted Gundy and former general of the mercenary group “Hognose,” Roland Rush, founded the movement in 2010 after a series of violent werewolf attacks and unexplained, supernatural murders in Tennessee. Memberships grew quickly, stoked by Ted’s fiery doomsday rhetoric on his podcast "Truth Seekers" and the aspiration of the masculine power embodied by Roland.
Although they speak of duty, honor, and maintaining the “natural order” of things, the Sons of Salem are driven by fear. They collect guns and appear at protests en-masse as a way of easing the all-consuming terror of their powerlessness. At the same time, they have conditioned themselves to respond to fear with “strength” (read: violence).