After the incident in Russia, I decided to get some more people on my side. My assistant Eugene helped me search for a law firm to handle things for me, and I planned to hire some private security afterwards, but it was my good fortune to find a company that did both! They were very secretive, but I managed to get a tour of their facilities. It was… in the arctic. I didn’t want to go back to the cold so soon, but I didn’t want to miss out either!
Everyone was happy to see me there, and I offered to take some of them out on vacation, to see the sights and eat good food. They had all kinds of cool things, guns I’d never seen before and genetically modified plants! Growing in their arctic base! I worked out a deal with their head, and now I have my own personal security team, and the best representation money can buy!