There's a little voice in the back of my head that tells me to tear people apart with my hands and teeth. Says to me, it says, "Goro, you need to kill that police officer NOW!! Imagine all the evil shit he does!". It's the same little voice that tells me to drink fish oil and climb trees. Could be losing it, could be Gorgoated, who's to tell? Killed my neighbor last week, caught him reading my mail so I said, I said, "YOU SUCK BRO!!!" and he died horribly. Lots of screaming, lots of fire, was really dramatic.

I kinda just stare at people and think about how much I want their life to fall apart, and it does! Spontaneous combustion is apparently really painful, so glad it hasn't happened to me yet! Maybe I should set that crypto guy on fire,,, he kinda sucks

Peace out #goronation, remember that it's never Gorover! Especially not when you have weird magic fire powers!

You ever have a really shitty nap? Like your back hurts a ton, your hairs longer, you're now 7 feet tall, yada yada? Woke up today as a completely different guy, that was weird! Turns out that I can just rip off all my skin and snap my bones around at a moments notice, some advanced plastic surgery shit y'know? I've gotta craft up some new personas, disguises to switch between and whatnot. Robbing people is so much easier when they think it's Maroon Joe who stole their gold and NOT Goro Hamada.

For future me, consider the following names:

• Maroon Joe
• Douglas Edwards
• Douglas Dimedome
• Douglas Douglas Douglas
• Orog Adamah
• Lebron Junior Junior
• Markiplier
  
  

Thought about killing that one lawyer again. Sent him a threatening voicemail about repaying all those people he scammed, hope he does that. I wonder if he knows that even if he repays his debts, I'm still gonna burn his house down cuz I hate him. If you don't wanna be horrifically murdered, maybe don't suck? Like- I don't get how you can be THAT unbearable.