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Victor B. Hornetsman's Journal
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Hornet Friends!!!!
I have discovered a long time ago (and recently) that putting wasps in your mouth is a bad idea, but I have also discovered that I now can summon my hornet friends whenever! They are born from my mouth and It is very nice to have a hornet friend wherever I go! And they aren't just any hornets... these ones are special, I like them a lot. I birthed one a while a go and he went and fought a bear for me when I was out collecting wild honey from a set of bees I know. They go where I tell them to go and do what I tell them to do. They are very cool.
I like my vespid friends, they are my Bestpid friends! (get it because they're hornets????!!!!!)
I mean others don't necessarily like how big they are... but thats okay, they can be big and do a whole lot of things.
OhboybObhIOHBoyOhBOy!
Bobasaurus
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bees
My bees have given me a great bountiful harvest of great power. Her blessing is clear as I seem to have a new way of marketing health and wellness to the masses. She has granted my bees greatness, and in their honey it is true. So in the case of my BEESES BEING THE GREATEST AND THE EBST BEES IN ALL OF CALIFRONIAER (along withh my waspa snd vespitdsa nd yellow jackets nad hornets of course) I MIGht End up Sellin' soem of this to market! this shit ROCKES man! Id unno what to tell you btu I can feel the Hive in my veisn or whatever y'know, its really pumpin' ansd all thats FUN.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeahhhhhh. That Beerhami fellow I think came by and maybe like, gave my bEes somes orta special flowers or somethin', I dunno. She was Real into bees and stuff, so maybe she came all the way from India to go and see my awesome bees, I dunno.
Anyways thats all for now I think.
Here Lies Victor B. Hornetsman
Gen-Wyld: Beyond Natural
On March 14, 2018, a little-known company named Gen-Wyld announced FDA approval for a groundbreaking procedure to enhance a patient’s primary and secondary sexual characteristics using gene therapy. The company was an overnight success.
Shortly thereafter, they introduced a suite of gene-altering body modification procedures that allowed patients to make dramatic aesthetic changes to their bodies by gene-splicing “non-human” anatomy. Those daring (and wealthy) enough can now add cuttlefish pigmentation to their skin, sport a pair of fox ears, and even add a functional tail. While rare, these so-called “modders” draw plenty of hate from conservative communities.
Thanks to their revolutionary procedures, Gen-Wyld is now a household name. Norman Carlson, Gen-Wyld’s chief evangelist, recently announced the company is in the trial phase for a groundbreaking treatment for diabetes.
Yet despite their success, a shroud of secrecy surrounds Gen-Wyld. Their no-patent policy obscures the secrets of their procedures from the public eye. Financial experts claim that Gen-Wyld is run less like a traditional business and more like an NGO with some specific, unknown objective.
Some claim that they will not stop until humanity has been reduced to monstrous slaves and that Gen-Wyld’s board of directors will install themselves as inhuman overlords of the new world order.
However, until the true secrets behind Gen-Wyld are discovered, the genetic biotech firm will continue to grow, develop, and progress its grand designs.