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Victor B. Hornetsman's Journal
Passing the Hours
Downtime
Hornet Friends!!!!
I have discovered a long time ago (and recently) that putting wasps in your mouth is a bad idea, but I have also discovered that I now can summon my hornet friends whenever! They are born from my mouth and It is very nice to have a hornet friend wherever I go! And they aren't just any hornets... these ones are special, I like them a lot. I birthed one a while a go and he went and fought a bear for me when I was out collecting wild honey from a set of bees I know. They go where I tell them to go and do what I tell them to do. They are very cool.
I like my vespid friends, they are my Bestpid friends! (get it because they're hornets????!!!!!)
I mean others don't necessarily like how big they are... but thats okay, they can be big and do a whole lot of things.
OhboybObhIOHBoyOhBOy!
Bobasaurus
Downtime
bees
My bees have given me a great bountiful harvest of great power. Her blessing is clear as I seem to have a new way of marketing health and wellness to the masses. She has granted my bees greatness, and in their honey it is true. So in the case of my BEESES BEING THE GREATEST AND THE EBST BEES IN ALL OF CALIFRONIAER (along withh my waspa snd vespitdsa nd yellow jackets nad hornets of course) I MIGht End up Sellin' soem of this to market! this shit ROCKES man! Id unno what to tell you btu I can feel the Hive in my veisn or whatever y'know, its really pumpin' ansd all thats FUN.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeahhhhhh. That Beerhami fellow I think came by and maybe like, gave my bEes somes orta special flowers or somethin', I dunno. She was Real into bees and stuff, so maybe she came all the way from India to go and see my awesome bees, I dunno.
Anyways thats all for now I think.
Charlatans
“Unsettling are the days in which everyone is an expert.”
― Criss Jami
Nowadays you can't go a day without some phony prophet trying to peddle their wares to you.
Driven by the increased interest in the supernatural, charlatans from palm readers to televangelists are everywhere. And while the vast majority of witches, psychics, magicians, hypnotists, cures, potions, faith healers, and clairvoyants are complete fakes, they do make a living.
As the saying goes, "it's easier for an actor to make it in alternative medicine than Hollywood."
Most people scoff at these clearly-phony supernatural services, yet those same people often buy into at least one scam.
The most dangerous charlatans are the self-styled monster hunters who carry a mall-ninja arsenal and guns with silver bullets. Most have never encountered anything supernatural and do absolutely nothing besides burn some sage and patrol the area for a night or two. Even so, those who are superstitious, fearful, or desperate enough will hire them to solve the problems they simply don't understand. In some cases with disastrous results.
For Contractors, charlatans are red herrings and obstacles. Clumsy fakes that conjure a smokescreen of misinformation and escalate the situations they're in.