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Goro Hamada's Journal
An Old Notebook
A worn-out spiral notebook with "GORO" etched into it's cover. The first few pages contain nothing more than names and addresses of people that he's robbed in the past.
The Vermilion Manor
Downtime
Whoopsie!
There's a little voice in the back of my head that tells me to tear people apart with my hands and teeth. Says to me, it says, "Goro, you need to kill that police officer NOW!! Imagine all the evil shit he does!". It's the same little voice that tells me to drink fish oil and climb trees. Could be losing it, could be Gorgoated, who's to tell? Killed my neighbor last week, caught him reading my mail so I said, I said, "YOU SUCK BRO!!!" and he died horribly. Lots of screaming, lots of fire, was really dramatic.
I kinda just stare at people and think about how much I want their life to fall apart, and it does! Spontaneous combustion is apparently really painful, so glad it hasn't happened to me yet! Maybe I should set that crypto guy on fire,,, he kinda sucks
Peace out #goronation, remember that it's never Gorover! Especially not when you have weird magic fire powers!
Night of The Knobbler!
Downtime
Future Personas
You ever have a really shitty nap? Like your back hurts a ton, your hairs longer, you're now 7 feet tall, yada yada? Woke up today as a completely different guy, that was weird! Turns out that I can just rip off all my skin and snap my bones around at a moments notice, some advanced plastic surgery shit y'know? I've gotta craft up some new personas, disguises to switch between and whatnot. Robbing people is so much easier when they think it's Maroon Joe who stole their gold and NOT Goro Hamada.
For future me, consider the following names:
- Maroon Joe
- Douglas Edwards
- Douglas Dimedome
- Douglas Douglas Douglas
- Orog Adamah
- Lebron Junior Junior
- Markiplier
Thought about killing that one lawyer again. Sent him a threatening voicemail about repaying all those people he scammed, hope he does that. I wonder if he knows that even if he repays his debts, I'm still gonna burn his house down cuz I hate him. If you don't wanna be horrifically murdered, maybe don't suck? Like- I don't get how you can be THAT unbearable.
An Out of Body Experience
The Rook's Seal
CryptoLeak: Silence is Broken
CryptoLeak is a video streaming platform with a singular goal: to allow users to upload and share video content, no matter what. Videos uploaded to cryptoleak cannot be removed, doctored, or censored.
Despite a near-universal condemnation by world leaders, most people greatly appreciate CryptoLeak. It's the go-to platform for posting illuminations, whistleblowing evidence, and data leaks.
CryptoLeak is a mundane technlogical entity that cannot be controlled or destroyed. It has no backing business or organization. It utilizes a distributed architecture that allows it to host content across the entire world, sharding and mirroring its petabytes of data accross millions of personal devices. Content uploaded to CryptoLeak is immutable and cannot be doctored or redacted by any known means.
For once, technology has put the power in the hands of the little guys.
World governments and other powerful organizations can still censor or restrict access to CryptoLeak within their domains, and they sometimes utilize the platform for misinformation and psy-ops campaigns. However, for most people, CryptoLeak represents the freedom to speak and be heard.
Of course, simply uploading a video does not gaurentee it will be seen or gain traction, nor does it protect you from any consequences that may come along with pulling back the veil. . .