So that job paid really well, plus Tabby and Sage gave me a bonus since I'm so awesome! So I used it to buy myself a larger plot of land and had my trailer moved there. Once everyone was gone, I turned the house into a double-wide, and now the inside is twice as big as it was too! This is so awesome! I still have money left over, so I think I'm going to go to Lady Van Sterling's castle and see if I can convince her to turn me into a full vampire like her. I really hope she does it! I gotta bring my A-game though if I'm going to pull this off. Talk about shooting the shot of your (hopefully) unlife, amiright? Like, this really could be what that Asian lady spoke about before she showed up; supernatural gifts to fit and shape my entire life.