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Unit ID# 55-AG07, PROPRIETARY DATA BANK
A heavy duty flash drive with a taped on label reading 'Unit ID# 55-AG07'.
Epitaph
Downtime
Installation: Polarity Systems
BOOT SEQUENCE...
COMPLETE.
FIRMWARE STATUS...
LATEST VERSION (Neo-GENIS Proprietary, 'MS6-22022-20XX.07').
VERIFYING UNIT IDENTIFICATION...
UNIT ID# 55-AG07.
BEGINNING SYSTEM SYNC CALIBRATION...
CALIBRATION ERROR. NEW HARDWARE DETECTED.
RUNNING SYSTEM DIAGNOSTIC...
NEW HARDWARE RECOGNIZED. 'POLARITY PACKAGE'. TIME SINCE INSTALLATION: 8 HOURS, 27 MINUTES, 31 SECONDS.
VERIFYING INSTALLATION PACKAGE...
VERIFIED Neo-GENIS INSTALLER RECOGNIZED: LADY ULTRAMARINE AND SAPPHIRE SUNDOWN.
RUNNING 'POLARITY PACKAGE' INSTALLATION...
COMPLETE.
FILE DESIGNATION: NEW HARDWARE VERIFICATION - POLARITY PACKAGE
VERIFICATION PRIMARY GOAL: CONFIRM PROPER INSTALL OF BASE SYSTEM
VERIFICATION SECONDARY GOAL: NO ASSIGNED SECONDARY GOAL CONFIRM MODIFICATION FOR PERSONAL UNIT USE
INITIATING VERIFICATION SUMMARY:
Unit (DESIGNATION: 55-AG07) is returned to charging station following installation. 55-AG07 is restored to power approximately 2 hours, 19 minutes, and 01 seconds after completion of installation. 55-AG07 is met with members of maintenance, and provided multiple items (DESIGNATIONS: FORK, WRENCH, LUGGAGE CART, THROWING KNIFE). 55-AG07 is instructed to test new Polarity Package (DESIGNATION: SYSTEM) via provided items. Instructions are to retrieve or touch item, activate SYSTEM, attempt to release item, reestablish hold on item, deactivate SYSTEM, and then release item. Test results are as follows:
- FORK: Item is retrieved. Upon activation of SYSTEM, FORK remains magnetized to 55-AG07's palm. Upon deactivation of SYSTEM, item drops, and is caught by 55-AG07 before it hits the ground. SUCCESS.
- WRENCH: Item is retrieved. Upon activation of SYSTEM, WRENCH beings dropping from 55-AG07's hand. Magnetization allows 55-AG07 to easily grab WRENCH with other hand before it falls. Upon deactivation of SYSTEM, WRENCH falls to the floor with a clatter, and is summarily retrieved. SUCCESS
- LUGGAGE CART: Metallic pole of item is held in hand. Upon activation of SYSTEM, LUGGAGE CART remains adjacent to 55-AG07's palm. 55-AG07 takes a step back, and magnetized LUGGAGE CART follows after. Upon deactivation of SYSTEM, LUGGAGE CART remains immobile. SUCCESS.
- THROWING KNIFE: Item is retrieved. Upon activation of SYSTEM, THROWING KNIFE remains magnetized to 55-AG07's palm. Upon deactivation of SYSTEM, item drops. 55-AG07 throws THROWING KNIFE, then activates SYSTEM. THROWING KNIFE velocity slows before impacting with wall. FAILURE, REQUIRES ADJUSTMENT
- THROWING KNIFE: Item is retrieved. Upon activation of modified SYSTEM, THROWING KNIFE remains magnetized to 55-AG07's palm. Upon deactivation of SYSTEM, item drops. 55-AG07 throws THROWING KNIFE, then activates SYSTEM. After a period of a few seconds, THROWING KNIFE reverses velocity and returns to 55-AG07's palm. SUCCESS, REQUIRES ADJUSTMENT
VERIFICATION SUMMARY COMPLETE
INITIATING GOAL SUMMARY
VERIFICATION PRIMARY GOAL: SUCCESS
VERIFICATION SECONDARY GOAL: N/A SUCCESS
'POLARITY PACKAGE' INSTALLATION VERIFIED.
Mushroom Hunt
Downtime
Installation: Potential Energy Matrix
BOOT SEQUENCE...
COMPLETE.
FIRMWARE STATUS...
LATEST VERSION (Neo-GENIS Proprietary, 'MS6-22022-20XX.07').
VERIFYING UNIT IDENTIFICATION...
UNIT ID# 55-AG07.
BEGINNING SYSTEM SYNC CALIBRATION...
CALIBRATION ERROR. NEW HARDWARE DETECTED.
RUNNING SYSTEM DIAGNOSTIC...
NEW HARDWARE RECOGNIZED. 'POTENTIAL ENERGY MATRIX'. TIME SINCE INSTALLATION: 20 HOURS, 20 MINUTES, 20 SECONDS.
VERIFYING INSTALLATION PACKAGE...
VERIFIED Neo-GENIS INSTALLER RECOGNIZED: LADY ULTRAMARINE AND SAPPHIRE SUNDOWN.
RUNNING 'POTENTIAL ENERGY MATRIX' INSTALLATION...
COMPLETE.
FILE DESIGNATION: NEW HARDWARE VERIFICATION - POTENTIAL ENERGY MATRIX
VERIFICATION PRIMARY GOAL: CONFIRM PROPER INSTALL OF BASE SYSTEM
VERIFICATION SECONDARY GOAL: NO ASSIGNED SECONDARY GOAL
INITIATING VERIFICATION SUMMARY:
Unit (DESIGNATION: 55-AG07) is returned to charging station following installation. 55-AG07 is restored to power approximately 20 minutes and 20 seconds after completion of installation. 55-AG07 is met with members of maintenance after reactivation, to confirm proper installation of Potential Energy Matrix hardware. 55-AG07 is instructed to remain powered on for a duration of 72 hours in order to test the limits of the new Matrix. 55-AG07 has been instructed to check in at 12 hour increments to verify test results.
- 12 Hours: 55-AG07 goes about daily duties. Upon check in time, 55-AG07 is found to be operating at 72% energy efficiency. Matrix is tuned.
- 24 Hours: 55-AG07 goes about daily duties. Upon check in time, 55-AG07 is found to be operating at 91% energy efficiency. Matrix is tuned. Unit shuts down in simulacrum of sleep while attached to charger for 8 hours.
- 36 Hours: 55-AG07 goes about daily duties. Upon check in time, 55-AG07 is found to be operating at 92% energy efficiency. Matrix is left alone to stabilize.
- 48 Hours: 55-AG07 goes about daily duties. Upon check in time, 55-AG07 is found to be operating at 100% energy efficiency. Matrix is left alone to stabilize. Unit shuts down in simulacrum of sleep while attached to charger for 6 hours and 30 minutes.
- 60 Hours: 55-AG07 goes about daily duties. Upon check in time, 55-AG07 is found to be operating at 100% energy efficiency. Matrix is left alone to stabilize.
- 72 Hours: 55-AG07 waits in personal quarters until check in time. Upon check in time, 55-AG07 is found to be operating at 100% energy efficiency. Unit shuts down in simulacrum of sleep while attached to charger for 7 hours and 45 minutes.
Upon 55-AG07 waking, installation is considered complete and verification is signed off.
VERIFICATION SUMMARY COMPLETE
INITIATING GOAL SUMMARY
VERIFICATION PRIMARY GOAL: SUCCESS
VERIFICATION SECONDARY GOAL: N/A
'POTENTIAL ENERGY MATRIX' INSTALLATION VERIFIED.
Achluophobia
The Sons of Salem
We swear to secure our people against the wickedness and evil of the invisible world.
We swear to aid the afflicted.
We swear to stay ever vigilant and seek out the abominable witchcrafts committed in this country.
We humbly pray to be blessed by God to hold all those who consort with the Devil accountable. Amen
—Opening and closing prayer for Sons of Salem meetings.
The Sons of Salem is a loosely-organized conservative populist movement in the United States that preaches violent opposition to anything they perceive as witchcraft, demonic, or monstrous.
Blowhard podcaster Ted Gundy and former general of the mercenary group “Hognose,” Roland Rush, founded the movement in 2010 after a series of violent werewolf attacks and unexplained, supernatural murders in Tennessee. Memberships grew quickly, stoked by Ted’s fiery doomsday rhetoric on his podcast "Truth Seekers" and the aspiration of the masculine power embodied by Roland.
Although they speak of duty, honor, and maintaining the “natural order” of things, the Sons of Salem are driven by fear. They collect guns and appear at protests en-masse as a way of easing the all-consuming terror of their powerlessness. At the same time, they have conditioned themselves to respond to fear with “strength” (read: violence).