Dear Diary
Dear Diary,
I’ve been trying to think about how to start this for awhile. I guess this you’re gonna go in someone’s collection one day, and that’s weird to think about, but I like it more than you getting buried with me or something. You’re promised to Mister Antiquarian (he won’t tell me his real name, but I told him it’s okay because he makes really good hot cocoa).
Yeah, that sounds right. Hello, future person, my name is you know my name already. And if you’re this far, you know a LOT. The version I’m copying after I write this down is gonna have explanations for some things, but this one in my hands right now is gonna stay the same. I wonder if it’s gonna have the same cover… hold on.
He says I’m gonna put it in a ledger, but I can draw a unicorn on it! Which is like a no This is confusing.
I don’t even know where I was before this. I know right now I’m in a place that doesn’t matter in terms of time and space, so I don’t think I need to explain it, but before that I was in Mister Jules’ mansion which he sold, but it wasn’t “his” anymore, so I guess a world really close to his? Still, I don’t know why the box was there if that’s not where I left it. Someone stole the van and there was a bunch of cough medicine I still haven’t figured out. So I looked for it, and ended up here, in the Red Door, which is run by the Antiquarian who’s an old nice guy and is helping me put the Greek spirits where they go. It’s not even locked back in the box!
Mister Antiquarian helped Mister Chamael on the job with the stupid fox faerie. The bottle I drew came from him, the one that turned tears into holy water. And I guess I never asked how Mister Chamael kept his head when he lost it… now I know.
He told me it’s a charm from the Green Knight, who got it from the Queen of Light and Darkness, and it allows you to replace your severed head once. It’s perfect. I hope that means something perfect for us.
I haven’t read my old entires in awhile… my handwriting was so messy…
I threw my books at them. Those were good books, fairy tales. I believed in them, and it seems silly now, but you never know what’ll show up I guess.
Oh, Mister Connor… I wonder where he is?
And Mister Doc.
Oh that drawing of Horatio is bad. Sorry Horatio.
(-There is a new drawing of him, which is not much better-)
I’m so proud of Sally for talking more with than she used to. She says she misses Miss Widow- so do I- but that she does like being able to talk whenever about whatever.
Ugh… Mister Abu.
I should write all of my bullet points as stars.
Oh, and Miss Mildred, and Mister Arthur, and Mister D.
And I want taiyaki now.
Obedience wants to say something:
Hello, future person. I hope that your acquisition of this journal or its copy has found you well, and in a true way. I would like to say that… I am glad for interesting history, regardless of its dangers.
(-The drawing at the bottom has been scratched out and redrawn many times, but appears to be the head and shoulders of an elderly man with spectacles. There is a teacup of what can be assumed to be hot cocoa next to his face.-)