Mark Collins: Cancer Survivor

Super hero fans across the world rejoice as the news breaks: Mark Collins endocrine cancer has entered full remission! Paperazzi flood the steps of Boise University as the bald superman emerges, weary yet beaming - the (strangely pony shaped) hand of death has passed him by this day!

Mark is fortunate enough to have a vibrant GoFund Me for the exhorbitant costs, as well as insurance through his new job as an attache to Governor Wesley's Supernatural Enforcement Initiative - a group that mark will be spearheading.

Huzzah! Let the Church Bells Ring! Fire up the BBQ & chase off the mirror bats!

Mark Collins is going to LIVE!

Double Escape

BREAKING NEWS

Bruce Johnson, a suspected accomplice in the escape of Cop Killer James Tucker escaped the hospital he was held in twice today - once resulting in a brief chase through the amarillo, the next without a trace! According to eyewitness report, he seems to have vanished into thin air!

The Governor has called for a crackdown on all "Servants of the Devil" within State Borders, going so far as deputizing local Baptists & commissioning silver bullets for Texas Rangers. The POTUS has urged for calm in this troubling matter, a call that has fallen on deaf ears in the Lone Star State. Senator Ted Cruz tweeted just after the incident:

"If the POTUS won't keep Americans safe, we'll do it ourselves!"

A Thin Blue Line

Police Unions & Federal agents all over mourn the loss of nigh-legendary Federal Agent Dallas Smith - this wound to justice in America will largely go unknown & unsung in civillian circles, as the investigation of Agent Smith's Supernatural Murder is still very much underway.

Still, to those who knew him, he was the "Southern James Bond" - always with a kind word, at the forefront of investigations, beloved by co-workers & casual accquaintances alike: Texas will miss it's favored son.

The reprecussions of this event will reach far beyond the investigation: Police Unions will exert their political capital in the States they hold sway, DEMANDING they be given the weapons & authority needed to reign in these Supernatural Threats. Political forces taking a stance firmly against the Supernatural will find a strong rallying cry from Law Enforcement:

"REMEMBER DALLAS SMITH!"

MULTIPLE NEWS REPORT IN TEXAS

News Of The Week!

A Airplane Pilot was reportably blinded by some kind of light while flying. Thankfully they managed to restabilize the plane but they described it as if some kind of lazer shined into their eye and blinded them.
"Yea, it was really wierd, like some kind of lazer went straight for my eye. I saw multiple lazers before that, they were just bouncing in the air all willy nilly ya know, very very odd." This will lead to more research and indepth looking of what may have caused this incident and almost possible tragedy. Along with this report is some kind of random mass rave/light show seen off in the distance along the border of texas? Reports of mirages flying by as well!

Week 2 of News!

Outside fire hit with water? There are reports of alien activity at night along the edge of texas border. Peoples fire pit and grill are randomly splashed with water and some kind of weird stench resembling urine. Following that, random reports of lazer and some kind of sparkling objects amongst the sky has continued. The sparkling objects is believed to be UFO by cryptid avids. Adding on the numerous reports and encounter with what appears to be flying mirrors at night? 

Week 3 of News!

Reportedly batshaped UFO?! Hundreds of them flying! Avid alien enthusiast are grouping up trying to find them consistently and communicate with them. Some are flashing lights into the sky to see if they can get their attention. Fires continue to attract them before they pour water over it, on trees and on random parks/property. Another airplane nearly crashed as well and now the air space has been declared unsafe for now until it is fgured out what is going on. The lights has blinded people randomly as well. as of currently, 2 people have gone legally blind from them. 

Ship found floating at sea linked to international gunrunner - Interpol investigates!

[Camera pans in]

"Hello, I'm Alexander Holden, and I'm your host for tonight's Alaska's News Source, on KYES.  Our top story for the night is shocking new discoveries regarding a ship found in the middle of the ocean. What police originally thought was a crew washed away in the storm turned gristly when it was discovered that the crew had been brutally murdered.  Interpol has declared the ship a crime scene and has pulled it into port, but questions abound as to what happened on that ship.]

[A long distance, zoomed in photo of the vessel is displayed.  The ship's name is Two Types of Tragedies]

An anonymous source within Interpol reported that the crime is being investigated by its exotic crimes division - was there magic involved in the murder?  We'll know soon enough.  The Lead Interpol inspector on the case, Inspector Bluedo, was contacted, but was unavaliable for comment.  I'm  Alexander Holden, and this is Alaska's News Source.

Next up, we have an adorable video of a fox stealing a fisherman's fish right out of his bucket...

Behold! The FierTe Duo!

Introducing FierTe DUO, the new line of clothing by the renowned designer François Arnaud de Guillaume that merges style and function with cutting-edge technology. The collection features two primary categories, 'Executif' and 'Virale,' each providing unique and innovative features.

The 'Executif' collection is designed for executives and professionals, featuring light armor for added protection and an array of technological features you never leave home without. These include a heart rate monitor, oxygen monitor, GPS tracking, voice assistant, and anti-theft measures, with more features on the way. The outfits in the 'Executif' line include a durable lightweight man-made spidersilk known as 'Dragon silk', adding a unique and elegant look to the overall design along with discrete durability.

The 'Virale' collection is ideal for individuals who prioritize health and safety. It features Level B haz-mat protection against radiation and pathogens, along with the same electronic features as the 'Executif' collection. Additionally, the 'Virale' line comes equipped with a retractable, durable acrylic privacy hood, which provides an extra layer of protection for the wearer and can be made opaque or clear on demand. The outfits in the 'Virale' line also feature 'Dragon silk', which provides both comfort and durability.

FierTe DUO's technology extends beyond the smartwatch features. The 'Executif' and 'Virale' collections use only the finest materials, including 'Dragon silk', which is known for its strength and flexibility, making it the perfect material for high-end fashion.

In conclusion, FierTe DUO is a fashion line that truly delivers in function and style. The advanced smartwatch features in the 'Executif' and 'Virale' collections provide added convenience and safety, while the superior materials, including 'Dragon silk', ensure durability and comfort. Upgrade your wardrobe and upgrade your life with FierTe DUO by François Arnaud de Guillaume.

“Notorious Child Murderer goes free”

Quadir Quest was recently let go after discovery that he was never read his Miranda Rights. He is believed to have been the culprit with a few associates of changing the genetics of children in Marcellus, Mi and the murder of a mother and multiple children. The community is calling this an absolute travesty of the handling of the Law. 

In Other News recently there has been sightings of a Masked Vigilante running around MI. He has been seen stopping crime and beating up low level street criminals. 

Live from Pampa Texas

A Helicopter circles the a desolate lansscape dotted with decaying buildings, decrepit mines, & swarming with police officers - the journalist reporting is talking loudly while cameras roll, fighting to be heard:

"Alright - we have word that the State Marshalls & Texas rangers are NOT waiting for a negotiation team, they are going in - no - they are not, it's...Mark Collins! Mark Collins, Boise's own Superman is going in with...who? A specialist of some kind, maybe...a Ranger? Is that right? Mark Collins, recently diagnosed with terminal cancer is going in with a Texas Ranger to attempt to bring James Tucker out! Now, while the get away vehicle was found abandoned not far in a river, there is still no guarantee this is - what? Shots fired! I repeat, shots fired within the Mine!!"

The camera pans down to the Mine to see all the converging police suddenly begin to retreat, as a muscle bound man comes bolting from the Mine, carrying two men, one in each hand. A heartbeat later, a violent explosion rocks the area, ejecting debris from the mouth of the Mine, which swiftly collapses.

"Oh my God! Did you get that?! There was an explosion in the Mine! Paramedics & police are moving in and...we got him! Mark Collins & the Texas Rangers have apprehended the Fugitive!"

Spirit Binds on Offr.Com

The first real seal for spirits. 
Have you ever wanted to bind a spirit to your soul to grant yourself more power? Well now you can with an incredible new spell discovered from ancient times. The Sacrificial Seal can seal your soul with that of a spirits giving you a way to capture spirits that haunt you.

Who would be interested: PC's that are gullible enough to buy something listed as "near priceless" off a bidding site, or who are specifically looking in the most untrustworthy places to find ways to bind spirits.

Spirit Binds on Offr.Com

The first real seal for spirits. 
Have you ever wanted to bind a spirit to your soul to grant yourself more power? Well now you can with an incredible new spell discovered from ancient times. The Sacrificial Seal can seal your soul with that of a spirits giving you a way to capture spirits that haunt you.

Double murder of suspected child killers broadcast on Cryptoleaks!

Wild cryptids?

An article appeared on the trending page, With 3 footage that seems to have been from cryptoleak.

Cryptids have always been mysterious to us, we try to find proof of them, such as big foot! Today though, We have found more! Always caught on blurry camera, we discovered something else! 

In Washington DC appears to be a hell hound or maybe a black shuck perhaps? A large dog with red eyes and shadow like fur. It appears to go and vanish with the shadows with ease!

In Michigan, a white stag with lightning antlers has been video taped charging and electrocuting hunters! A video is shown where this pure snow white stag charges a hunter who shot it. The bullet bouncing off of its skin. Followed by the stag letting off electricity on the hunter causing everyone to run away, with the stag gone.

In Chicago, a terrifying large rat has been discovered in the sewers. 2 teenage boys recount their experience with only a very blurry photo. The rat appears to be bigger than a person's fist. The boys stats that the rat broke their skateboard and could breathe fire!

How absolutely fiery of a experience! I'm sure these are very electrifying to read. Cryptids are leaving the shadows and are being seen more often! Will we be able to stop them? Is nature fated to mutate and become ever more so deadly?

NEXT TIME ON CRYPT LEAK TIMES 

Earthquake in the Bay Area

On the TV you see a white man with a nose ring and neck tatoo with a big grin he waits a moment and then says, "In a suprizing turn of events there was an earth quake in San Francisco today it was was recorded as a 4.2 on the richter scale. Many people were upset as it interupted a protest on the treament of cockroaches and how all of them need to be perserved and given safe haven. Other residents had nothing to say as they either barley felt it or wern't even aware. The Ken Cowlings for KTVE news signing off. " The camera fades to black as the protesters are shouting in the backgroud.

Cop Killer escapes in double murder!

James Tucker, who recently made headlines after the cold blooded murder of local Police Officer Jim Brady escaped police custody during a routine prison transfer last night - Deputy Kim Kaur & Sheriff Rod Durham were brutally murdered in the escape, presumably by Tucker's accomplices.

It is know one survivor of the security detail survived but is presently in critical condition.

Tucker, known for having been caught on Officer Brady's body cam executing him in cold blood, is considered armed & extremely dangerous: Citizens are advised to shelter in place & notify authoroties of any sighting immediately.

A massive man hunt is currentlu underway.

New recipe discovered!

Today the world has witnessed the charm and flair of the legendary Bu Fang. Everyone see’s a video that has gone viral with over a billion views. A man named Alan appears at Bu Fang’s restaurant and states, "I am here to show that this man is a total fake, fraud, and snowflake." The young man continues his lies. In the video everyone can see Bu Fang taking a verbal beating from him but like all good cooks doesn't respond to the criticism or the lies. He takes out his cooking utensils and with a bit of razzle and dazzle makes an amazing Golden Shumai dish unknown to the world. Every inch of the food looks delectable. Bu Fang gives a long stare with the comment, “This is my house, your skill is unmatched, go home.” and The comments exploded over the internet and for several days this video was played all over social media and the news. Alan has been blasted for being a brat and is nowhere to be seen for the last few days. His family and friends are asking for privacy.

Superhero of LA Tames Wildfire & Flaming Beast: Iryna Vorobyova, “Mother of Dragons”

Jeremy Wesley seeks head for new supernatural crimes divsion!

Channel 7 News: A Brave New World or 1984 in the making?

A blonde male reporter brings in what the channel claims to be a special news bulletin, stating that they're receiving breaking news directly from the Governor's Office before he begins to read off the details as they are conveyed to him, the 24/7 news cycle having trained the man well as he said the following

"The Governor of Tennessee, Jeremy Wesley, released a statement today seeking out the good supernatural people of the world, asking them to back his new motion which has been met with powerful opposition from his opposition, and though many are decrying the effort it seems that the Governor is doubling down, what follows is his statement to the public"

The feed changes, showing Jeremy Wesley. Sharply dressed as always in the finest suit that money could buy, red tie neatly pressed and looking on directly into the camera as he issues the following statement

FALSE ALARM CALLED FOR HOSPITAL!

Breaking news: Greetings! This is David Chapel for broadcast news. Your only source for the news. Today before you is an awful site. A fire alarm was the afternoon at a hospital in Canada at St. Grace Hospital in Winnipeg.  The people are wet and out ragged. Because of the need to keep people secure foam was also deployed leaving people drenched. (A scene of patients wet and filled with foam fills the scene) Out of an abundance of caution fire fighters police and EMT's were called into deal with this massive amount or moistness. We are greatful for all the work of the first responders and hopefully people can dry up quickly and remeber how safe Canada is. This is Dave signing off.

Nationwide Forgery/Identity Theft Crime Ring Busted!

A Federal Bureau of Invesitgation press release quickly hit mainstream news:

The FBI set up a sting on a multi-state crime ring, resulting in fifteen people to date being apprehended and accused of participating in crimes related to document forgery and identity theft. The majority worked in the lower ranks of various Department of Motor Vehicles, and several worked at state agencies including the United States Social Security Administration and the United States Post Office. These individuals have received a range of indictments from eight United States Attorneys who's districts span from coast to coast. Statements were also made by several State Attorney General decrying the accusees' suspected actions--actions which help dangerous criminals evade the law, defraud citizens and government social services, and harm innocent children whos identities have been stolen and used for nefarious purposes for years without anyone knowing. 

Business seemed to have been good before the bust. Eighty-seven false identities suspected to have been made by the accused within the last year were publicly released as "people of interest" (excluding bu Fang's alias and the other alias he had set up recently). The FBI encouraged these individuals to come forward and cooperate with the ongoing investigation, with the associated benefits of doing so being subtly implied.

All news articles also included an obligatory warning: "Forgery is considered a crime in all 50 states and on the federal level. While state level forgery is punishable by up to several years in a state prison, federal forgery is a much more serious offense punishable by incarceration in a federal prison for up to 20 years, as well as costly fines."

As a result of the crime ring bust and public burn of fake identities, for the next several months (GM discretion) anyone using their criminal contacts to attempt to secure new Aliases (via a Move) will have a much more difficult time doing so. The majority of contacts fear that any interaction with their networks and even their regular clients will result in them being turned in.

Banksy Piece Verified in Washington DC

A new piece of art painted in Washington DC, recently believed to be a Copycat Banksy fake was verified as a legitimate piece by top art analysists and curators. The piece known as "The Gang" depicts multiple supernatural creatures from Bigfoot to aliens to mantis-men all together with a friendly human. Many who have looked at it have come away from the experience with more open minds towards the subject of togetherness with the supernatural.

Gargoyles Attack Detroit!

"This is Mindy Spears, reporting in from channel three news. Today at 2:34 pm Central Standard Time, large, comically devilish creatures started burning down several buildings in Detroit's Metropolitan area. These creatures were later discovered to turn to stone under cooling rain conditions, being full of magma, and we're decided to be a form of gargoyles. Those responsible for the attack have not yet been discovered."

*Footage cuts to multiple camera angles of these creatures destroying thing and causing havoc. In some frames the Silhouette of a car moving through the air can be seen, possibly thrown or carried.*

Forced Conscriptions in Russia

---Al Jazeera Europe Reporting---

Complaints from rural areas of the Russian Federation continue to pour in, claiming that the "limited draft" for Russian soldiers to continue the Special Military Operation in Ukraine is disproportionately effecting poor villages & ethnic groups the Kremlin labels "undersirable." These unfortunate Conscripts are being used in Human Wave attacks on the front lines, with little to no training & sub standard equipment. An influx of youg Russian men continue to flood neighboring countries as those with the means abandon their livelyhood to avoid the draft.

Officials in the Russian Military had no comment on the matter at this time.

Angel Feathers Hit The Black Market

The Black Market is abuzz with the news that angel feathers have trickled into some dealers hands. May are scouring their contacts currently attempting to be the first to own their own peice of heaven. Nobody has been reported as buying any however this sort of news never reaches the mainstream. However Chefs, Artists, and those with a taste for the divine that's connected to the underworld will receive news that this wonderful object is currently on the market. However many are speculating that this is an obvious Hoax however in Maelstrom who knows.

(Please Contact Psycho if you wish to know if your character may have some information on this or wants to look into it)

Pharaoh Ra

News from egypt! A old pharaoh revived? 
From a temple of the old! The pharaoh returned! 
With the pharaoh, the civil war within egpyt gets worst, yet, he will start slowly asserting his will through each local area, one step at a time

Texas, Kentucky, and Alabama roll out new Food Stamp Legislation

Food Stamps and social program legislation has come down cutting benefits for people in these states completely if they are unable to pass a drug screen. In addition, they have come out in public statements decrying the new strain of heroin that has begun flooding the streets. Blaming illegal immigration for this rise in new hard drugs, they are cracking down on border policies and travel of non-native citizens with additional random searches and the deployment of K-9s at all Texas, Kentucky, and Alabaman airports. This has been met with public outcry as they blame the recent introduction of Republican Support from reclusive financial magnate Timothy Humbug who has come into the political recently in support of these ventures and has been seen taking selfies in front of food kitchens that have been closed in high drug traffick neighborhoods with the hashtag on these being #GetFoodnotHigh.  

When questioned as to why he has given so much support to this movement Timothy said 

"It's just best that if you can't afford food, and you're buying drugs, having kids, and messing up my country you need to choose between your bad habits and survival. The soft-touch has not worked so I think it's just best for everyone that these people have to make a choice." 

Two Alliances

Five know that an alliance has been formed between the Knights of Equestria and the United Western Region. And then seven knew. And, as the months go by, 331,900 knew. All who wear Kevin’s Friendship Bracelet will receive favorable treatment from the members of a werecreature shadow government that span the United States. Not every werecreature knows about this group consisting of American citizens who consider themselves to have dual citizenship. Some of these citizens live entierly in what remains of the wild lands of North America, and others live entirely in modern society, hiding in plain sight. But all of these citizens understand that the new alliance means a willingness to help a friend in need.

Every friend of Kevin in Maelstrom receives a wedding invitation to celebrate the union of Barbara Kensington (a compassionate horse veterinarian in her early forties) and Kevin Sparkles: an afternoon wedding in Big Bend National Park, BBQ and picnic food, and the uniting of friends. An astute friend might note that the bride and groom didn’t know each other for very long. They may even notice that Barbara is happy but not bride-marrying-the-love-of-her-life happy. However, a beaming Kevin tells his guests that he believes he found his soul mate. Anna Xagua (Barbara’s adopted niece and soon-to-be Kevin’s stepdaughter) is a very shy yet happy maid of honor guest. Kevin’s grandma, who had nearly lost all hope of her precious grandson finding a "good one," is ecstatic. And Simba, Anna’s 10-year-old Maine Coon, doesn’t give a damn.

What might have been mistaken as wedding prep during the weeks before was a group of friends providing a different kind of support. One friend upped the security system of Kevin's suburb home in Chicago, adding an advanced technological layer to the existing magical one. Another helped install an environmentally friendly garden in the backyard. Another subtly drained the bank accounts and maxed out the credit cards of three individuals, one known to be dead and the two others presumed to be dead. Using the dark web and bitcoin shenanigans, a trust fund of $400,000 was set up to cover the additional expenses associated with being responsible for the well-being of a 15-year-old. It also covered the sudden wedding expenses.

Stories have intertwined, this time in a good way.

Legendary Sword Found by Famous Sentai Actor!

The news chimes and while it’s by no means breaking to some, to at least one person, it should be rather concerning. Pictures are leaked online from an anonymous source in reaction to the My Little Pony ARG. They start their leaked video on a black screen and start by congratulating those who were brave enough to seek out the secrets of Sparklestar Swordborn and Friends. The voice is obviously garbled and changed as to not be recognizable.

“However, only one could claim this prize and I’m sure the world will be overjoyed to see the First Knight of Equestria. Well, here he is!”

And the screen will flash to a vivid hidden camera photo of none other than the famous sentai actor, Daisuke Aino!

“This was a shock to me as well! We had two runners-up search for the Smoky’s Sword, but were unfortunately duped by forgeries.

The screen will flash with heavily blurred photos of two individuals. No identifiable information can be discerned perhaps except for the fact that they were both male.

“Their effort was commendable, but it is time to usher in and welcome our First Knight, the holder of a legendary blade imbued by the power of Smoky’s resolve! We eagerly await their process in spreading friendship and love across the planet!”

The Blue Daimyo/Rocker Missing multiple shows! Public suspect foul play? (Fringe)

A new rising star amongst the punk rock group scene. Given the name The Blue Daimyo, has stopped appearing out of nowhere! Believed to possibly be foul play from the goverment or rivaling band that wishes to squash such a star. The band she had joined, Mizugumo is now found without a lead vocalist and guitarist! Leaving them in shambles as they start looking everywhere for her. A missing person notice will be out for The Blue Daimyo, if anyone sees her, please inform the NPSC or NPA. You may also inform Mizugumo if you have found any possible clues as to her where abouts!

Temple Closed (Insular)

A rather well known local temple with a tourist industry is found to be closed for a month as the daughter of the head priest was sick. The head priest had to declare a safety concern after the whole Covid 19 ordeal and decided to isolate the temple closing it down. The general tourist economy in the area went for by 10%. But through mysterious means, the daughter of the head priest was found to be recovering soon. With it, the head priest opened the temple once again, with a face full of joy, bring back the tourist industry and economy. 

It’s Getting Quiet

In an expanse of Wildreness in America a predator has taken up a nesting area for unknown reasons. Though typically migrating is it's normal behavior it has chosen to stay and deviate from this standard behavior. It possesses a voracious appetite and seems to be incredibly picky in what it eats to the point of eating something to extinction in the area it claims. Some may have begun to notice that a few species have dispersed from this area but they seem to have chosen to not alert anyone. Three species have already disappeared throwing the location ecosystem into turmoil. Should this continue a total ecosystem crash is a potential in the area. The species that make up an ecosystem are connected in complex "food webs" of eater and eaten. When one species disappears, its predators can no longer eat it and its prey are no longer eaten by it. Changes in these populations affect others. Such impact 'cascades' can be unpredictable and sometimes catastrophic.

This Just In...

At 7am local time, Jules Point - a man named by the creature Connor Metal just before his brutal death at the hands of an angry mob, was seen today to stop his Audi in the middle of traffic on the high point Pennsacola Bay Bridge - as enraged commuters looked on, he stepped out of his car, moved to the edge, raised his arms to the sky & apparently (according to onlookers) shouted:

"CHAMAEL, FORGIVE ME!"

Before leaping to the waters below - the car snagged EMS response, so far Mr. Point has not been found.

Pagnanelli CEO Steps Down | His Son Takes Over and Makes a Statement

A time slot is selected on several news channels mainly across the US. It is titled as a Public Announcement: Pagnanelli CEO Steps Down.

When the time slot arrives, a live conference in an undisclosed location appears on screen. There’s a pause for a few seconds before a man, well dressed in a suit and tie and dress pants walks on stage. His short cut matte black hair is a bit messy, his eyes are baggy, and his face is difficult to read, but he immediately speaks without script or hesitation,

“Greetings, fellow Americans. I hope your holidays are as warm as they are fortunate. I regret to inform you that the CEO of Pagnanelli Industries has stepped down. He referenced his short sightedness and old methods for the company’s stagnation and for that, he offers his sincerest apologies. He plans to retire and will likely never return to corporate politics in the future.”

The man pauses, takes a deep breath, and stands up a bit straighter,

“Thus, I, his son, Jonathan Pagnanelli, will be taking his place as CEO henceforth.”

Cameras flash and questions immediately spew from the lips of anxious reporters, but as Jonathon begins to speak, they quiet down.

“Rest assured, our objectives to protect the people and pioneer a new age of technology has not changed. We still intend to provide protection against the negatively inclined gifted among us, however, I fully believe in a future society where the gifted can walk among us without the need to hide their true nature from us. My gifted friends, I speak directly to you. If you are with us, we are willing to extend a hand to help… However, if you choose to stand against us, we will not hesitate to protect the people and ourselves in full cooperation with the authorities. My father may have been old, but he was a family man at heart and he protected his kin like no other. I plan to follow him in that respect. Thank you for your time.”

Jonathan adjusted his suit and walked off the podium. To any perceptive individuals, a card of some sort peeked out of his suit pocket. The words were small and surprisingly legible, but would definitely need to be looked at a little closely to gleam their meaning.

GM Note: Feel free to DM Riley with respect to additional information regarding this world event.

Purdue to move in on small town after harrowing murder spree!

Channel 7 News Tennessee with a special report 

Tragedy struck the tiny town of Nolen's Gap this past week when it was discovered that a serial killer had sprouted up within its quiet rural domain once again. Our special reporter Danielle Riveria is here to cover the strange and harrowing saga of the small town as it struggles to recover from the deadly blow dealt to its citizens and its economy.  

The feed swaps for a moment, cutting to show a professional-looking woman outside a police department where police tape and shattered windows can do little to shield the public from the sight of the horror within, and though the camera's focus is elsewhere this shot is the angle that will captivate local news all across Tennessee for about a week.

The woman pauses to gaze at the horror before turning back, with a false smile plastered on to mask the revulsion she doubtlessly felt at what she had just witnessed as she turns to report

"This small Tennessee town was gripped in terror this past week, In positive news, it seems it has been confirmed that chicken giant Purdue will be stepping in to fill the hole left behind by the departure of the once loved locally owned chicken farm, providing jobs and stability in these uncertain times to these country folk who were in desperate need.

Now, some minority voices have been raised in protest stating that this marks the death of the small town's independence, but we at Channel 7 couldn't disagree more. In bringing in the big boys, this small town is also bringing in big business wages to match its big business acumen, and we think this town's residents will smile a little wider once they open up those first paychecks. Until next time, this is Channel 7 Tennesse signing out. "

The feed cuts back, and the story is immediately moved over to another. Discussing yet another horrific school shooting. One in a march of a thousand modern tragedies. Forgotten before the week is done for those not watching. 

My Little Pony: The Story of Sparklestar Swordborn and Friends!

A surprise release of a full My Little Pony TV show has been leaked online, but there are more than a few oddities to accompany it. For starters, questions about its quality. The more niche side of the internet is in a bit of a positive uproar, but most others are met with confusion. Hasbro has come forward to announce that they were not the creators of the show, cementing this as an assumed fan-made creation. The YouTube community caught wind and some are starting to report on it,

"Dude, I don't understand how they even did this! It looks way too real! Like, look at that edge line and compare it to every other movie that's been released in the last decade. I guarantee you, you will never find one so consistent. The budget on this had to be insane!"

"The pores stretch! The pores stretch!"

"It really is a wonder. Just looking at it- you can usually tell what studio or person made this, but it has a completely unique style we don't see anywhere else."

“Yo, Pixar and Disney better watch the fuck out! There’s a new kid on the block!”

The show depicts the adventures of Sparklestar Swordborn and his band of friends defending the public from monsters, and the greedy and selfish villains wielding superhuman abilities. Specifically, the story takes great care in fleshing out the main characters and their motivation for gaining their own abilities and powerful game changing equipment and armor. While not all are entirely noble, the characters are however sympathetic and many online have expressed their love for them in the way Tumblr and 4chan tend to. Art shows up on various forums of some prominent main characters:

Platinum Moon

Onyx Armor

Brisk Spirit

Cookie Dough

However, that is not where the oddities end. There are 12 episodes in total- or well, there are supposed to be. The 11th episode is noticeably absent- the episodes skip from 10 and move straight to 12 as if it were just plucked out of the pile. In any case, all 11 episodes are titled and while the actual episodes themselves are played straight, after the ending theme, some people have noticed that a set of numbers flash on the screen for the final frame of every episode that was released. A list has already been compiled:

Episode Names | Numbers/Letters

1. A new adventure awaits for us | adf
2. What a wonderful wonder friendship brings | 9f5
3. Kindness is never in short supply | 4d
4. For honesty, no pony can deny | 2d3
5. When danger makes you wanna hide | 829
6. A heart that shines so beautiful | 89
7. We'll make it special every time | 232
8. Do you know you're all my very best Friends! | e4
   
9. Our friendship's magic and it's growing every day | c60
   
10. What is friendship all about | 314
11. (Absent)
12. Friendship is magic! | bf5

Furthermore, alongside each episode, still images were also uploaded- 12 in total. The file names of the still images correspond directly with the episode names they released with. Most of it is poses or action shots of the characters fighting against evil and even though there is no 11th episode, there is an 11th image. However, instead of an action shot, it's about 2000 lines of gray text in tiny size ten font on a pure black background that reads:

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There is more to this Pandora’s box than where I come from…”

So far, nobody has been able to figure out what this means.

GM’s Note: DM Riley on discord to verify if your Contractor would have information related to this World Event or would want more information related to this world event.

Appendix (Full My Little Pony Intro Theme):

My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Friendship is magic!

(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.

When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies, you opened up my eyes
And now the truth is crystal clear, as splendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.

(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.

When danger makes me wanna hide, you'll Rainbow Dash to my side,
Kindness is never in short supply, once smitten twice Fluttershy.
For honesty no pony can deny, you are the Applejack of my eye,
A heart that shines so beautiful, a Rarity to come by
And you all make fun and laughter as easy as Pinkie Pie!

(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.

Our friendship's magic and it's growing all the time.
A new adventure waits for us each day is yours and mine.
We'll make it special every time!
We'll make it special every time!

(My Little Pony)
What a wonderful wonder friendship brings
(My Little Pony)
Do you know you're all my very best
(Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
(Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
(Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
(Friends!) Friends!

New Charity Organization offers Insulin to various communities at Florida

                                                Recently in the wealthy city of Palm Beach, a Charity was started by Edgar Trowsten, going by the name of the Millerson Foundation, named after his son of 6, dying to a diabetic related condition due to a lack of insulin. Given how his last charity collapsed due to a lack of funding, it came as much surprise to him when multiple anonymous donaters sent 10s of thousands of dollars his way, properly funding the charity to start Insulin production and giving it away to those in need, working with Hen's Truckers to transport them from town to town to help those who can't afford life saving insulin normally

Decker Security Services

A new Sheriff is in town! After filing a bewildering number of forms, navigating mine fields of licenscing & permits, & losing sleep over having filed taxable status correctly, Jason Decker is the Owner/Operator of Decker Security Service - a Security Consultant offering Close Protection Security/Bodyguard services to paying clients.

The Grand Opening! Pop the Champagne!

Well...you would be popping the champagne - if you could afford it. After a Month of getting things set up, you still haven't got that phone to ring - a buddy of your buddy says he can build you a sweet website for $20k - promises you'll be swimming in work!

Somehow, being a grunt in the Military seemed a lot easier...

Mark Collins starts GoFundMe

Mark Collins has spent his whole life helping others, now it's your turn to help him.

Mark's goal for this is $375,000, enough to cover chemo, pharmaceuticals, and day to day expenses since being a hero doesn't pay the bills.

If he does not raise these funds, Mark will do his best to continue helping people as long as he can, but his Doctor only gives him 6 months without treatment as it has been discovered his cancer has metastisized from his pituitary and spread throughout his body, requiring heavy chemo.

"Mark showed up and, after getting to know him a little, he gave us hope where there was none before. Made us think we could make a difference. It's the least we can do." 

William Cerrow, heir to the shipwrecked MV Bianca. 

"He killed the Kraken for us when one else was coming, and even saw us all to shore individually. He even helped me find relatives after that and get back on my feet."

Just what you can spare, Mark wouldn't want it any other way.

College Campus Shut Down While Police Investigate

A News Story breaks in the sleepy town of Goshen, IN on the 10 o Clock news. 

A reporter sits behind a table with a grimace on their face. They look directly into the screen and announce slowly "The local college Goshen College was closed today as a Gun fight apparently ensued around 7:15." The reporter shuffles some papers and then continues. "Reportedly 6 individuals were involved in the gunfight with four being slain. The police have identified through ids on the victims the names of the deceased and have released them and are asking for anyone to come forward if they have any information." The reporter shuffles once more as three pictures come up next to him from security cameras showing three faces "The victims were a Johnathon Larat, a Bismark Candy as well as what appears to be a second Mr. Candy who's first name has not been released, and a Dr. Darius Wilson. The reporter looks at the camera and solemnly says "It was a travesty so much death on another school grounds police also report two  other victims were found deceased no more then a block away and police are investigating if there is a connection." The reporter solemnly finally looking at the camera and says "An Austin Metra was seen fleeing the scene so please call  911 if you have any information or call ×××-×××-×××× to reach the Goshen Police Department."

LIZARD MAN DISCOVERED IN AUSTRALIA!

A image is shown with a news article. Theres an image of a lizard man discovered in australia, looking extremely confused.

Source by sarah.

CryptoLeak Exclusive!

Boise Superman has Cancer!

A short video plays, showing a monitor screen from Peace Health Systems: It clearly shows what should be HIPAA protected data on one Mark Collins, the Boise Superman - the diagnosis of Dr. Chen Wong is quite clear - Cancer has metastasized from mark's pituitary gland into his entire endocrine system - Dr. Wong gives Mark 6 months to live.

The video ends with a *crying face* emoji.

Legendaгy Loch ness мonsteг’s skeleton washed υp on a Scottish beach

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Between 1988 and 1991, the Federal Police of Brazil estimate that almost six thousand minors were killed in the street by active, off-duty, and former police force members. While some of these children’s murders or “executions” can be written off as police doing what they have to do to keep the country safe from criminals (proven guilty or not), many cases simply used that concept as an excuse to be negligent, lazy, or downright sadistic. These children were often homeless, having no education, job, or claim to legal identity farther than a name on a death certificate.

And it is from these death certificates that a bribed man chooses a name and CPF to pass over to Amarjeet Inderpal. A child named Theo Simões, shot at 11, whose face and birth date roughly match those of Connor Inkz. The real Theo’s death is now erased from all records in place of a heartwarming set of articles on his life and success as a tattoo artist: Theo Simões had a room full of drawings as a child, Theo Simões was approached by a famous artist and told to never give up, Theo Simões has a secret work of the girlfriend he lost in a tragic car accident leading to a passion for beautiful things to stick with him forever and learning to put what he loves literally into his skin, etc etc etc, falsehoods with drama fit for a Netflix original series.

Connor Inkz receives a passport and set of identifying documents that mean, for all intents and purposes, he is a free man. He is able to leave Brazil with a fresh smile on his face (literally, thanks to his powers) and continue to travel and purchase under this identity.

Chaos at the Hilton Hotel!

---BREAKING NEWS---

Terrorists seemingly associated with pop star Batamir Feratu attacked a private auction at the New York Hilton Hotel: Armed fans burst in with firearms, injuring security & damaging the structure. Professor Stanley Goldstein of Miskatonic University was ghoulishly murdered, his body grotesquely distorted in a manner eerily similar to the Feratu album "Scapegoat."

Police have no suspects are arrested. A $30,000 reward is being offered for any information leading to these suspects at large.

The Boratu estate issued no comment at this time

Developing Story...

A person going by the name of "Ricky Sanchez" infiltrated the hospital holding one "Momma Ettu", a figure of some controversey who was recently brutally attacked & maimed in a crime bearing disturbing similarities to the death of one Connor Metal, the human/serpect Chimera killed in Police custody in Florida.

Mr. Sanchez secured work at the hospital in the dietary/nutrition department for a full month, no doubt reconnitering the hospital & security measures in place. Having determined the relevant patterns & shift changes, Mr. Sanchez then abducted Ms. Ettu from her bed, hiding the crippled old woman in a food delivery cart. There after security cameras show him brazenly move the cart to the garbage bins out back, & transfer what we can presume is Ettu to a waiting garbage truck. Thus far, Ettu, Sanchez, & the Truck have not yet been discovered.

Is this more work by the dastardly malefactors who so brutally attacked the famed occultist? Or is this the work of yet another interested party, abducting the woman for ransom, or even for occult purposes? At this time, no one knows for sure - the man named "Ricky Sanchez" seems to have never existed, with all related information provided to the employer being false or misleading.

Once again, the nation holds it's breath, waiting to see the fate of the unfortunate Mama Ettu...

Fox 5 New York Exclusive: South Central Park loft ablaze.

We interrupt this program to bring you this special broadcast, Viewer Discretion is advised. 

Fox 5 New York Special Broadcast: Unknown gang suspected in the kidnapping and severe maiming of acclaimed controversial occultist "Momma Ettu". 

A special news broadcast that interrupted the feed on every channel, Fox 5 was just the one to get it first this time. Those who catch this later may receive this in the form of a News Article on their site, commemorating the tragedy of Momma Ettu, little Oscar Williams, and the 10 who perished in the ensuing panic and fire. 

The feed comes in quickly, a woman in a neat black suit with a stack of papers in front of her gazes into the camera. Her eyes sunken, and dark, telling the story before she ever spoke. 

"11 dead, 20 injured. This is the death toll of what is being called the South Central Park bombing, including little Oscar Williams. All were killed in a suspected gang-related attack on South Central Park today at High Noon. Exclusive footage shows a terrifying man, easily the size of an Olympic bodybuilder tearing out of the apartment building at what are unnatural speeds carrying the now formally declared missing famed occultist Momma Ettu who appeared to be severely injured in what Authorities are now saying was a supernaturally assisted kidnapping attempt. Though Momma Ettu is a recently controversial figure, we at Fox 5 New York now pray for her discovery and that this does not spell the end of her storied life. If anyone has any leads that may lead to the identification, or location of the man documented kidnapping her on the screen now, Authorities are offering a 20,000 bounty for information that leads to their capture." 

The screen will linger on the appearance of a masked man before the 24-hour news cycle cuts to another bit of coverage, the weather forecast for people watching live, but for those catching this later, they'll see that the video ends here.

For those living there though. Everyone in New York saw it, heard it, and felt it. The explosion that killed a child, evolved into a fire that claimed the lives of 10 others in the ensuing panic rather through stampeding or fire, and the kidnapping of that old lady. After the grenade went off and they confirmed it was a bombing, they shut down the bridges and the planes. Tens of millions bottled up in a city won't easily forget the cause, and soon enough, Momma Ettu's kidnapping became the talk of the town in a town that couldn't sleep. 

No one had any solid suspects, any leads that meant a damn thing, but the search and rescue eventually found Momma Ettu. The news feed that day had over 5 million views as the nation turned to see a celebrity they had thought dead come back to life. 

Famed Occultist Momma Ettu Rescued, Fox News 5 Exclusive:

The feed this time is of a paramedic team wheeling a maimed woman covered in a blanket being loaded onto a stretcher. The grim expressions painted across the features of the men and women in charge of her care paint a clear picture of the information that came next as the camera would cut back to the News Reporter who's expression soon mirrored that of the paramedics as they read what had occurred as they spoke it, their voice shaking 

"The missing occultist Momma Ettu was discovered in the basement of a home not too far from the shores of New York City itself. Chained to a radiator, her eyes and tongue removed, and her ears damaged to the point that she can no longer hear. The old woman was further tortured it seems, with the words "Thief" and "Betrayer" carved into her chest. Paramedics were able to confirm that the bleeding had been stopped on all these wounds with a method of crude cauterization that also seemed to be the manner of inflicting the majority of these injuries. Though they are unable to ascertain the nature of her blindness and deafness, as these seem to be newly identified malformities in her physiology which as far as they can ascertain were congenital. This strange attack, however, has drawn the nation's attention to the once-controversial educator, and now it is our thoughts and prayers that we offer for her recovery. Thus it is with a prayer for the departed that this is Fox News 5, signing out."

The screen then transitions to where a group is holding a candlelight vigil and prayer for those harmed in this tragedy, and a donation hotline is plastered across the bottom of the screen for those looking to assist the people who have lost in this tragedy.

Inside of a pickup on a dirt road in a sleepy town in the middle of nowhere...

"Soon will be the day of reckoning," an aging man says to another. "He has shown His glory, I saw it with my own two eyes." The man wears well-beaten overalls, dirty with the mechanical black grease. He has a pistol on his right hip, the holster still left unbuckled from an attempted draw just minutes ago.

"Father McCarthy spoke of his vision a few days back. That he knew that it would soon be time for us to be called upon," the second man says, slightly younger than the first. This one wears jeans and a green t-shirt spotted with specks of dirt and mud. "I've been practicing down at the range for exactly all of this."

"He came to us because He knew we would be useful. I couldn't understand a single word he said, but I know that to be true," says the first, "He sees something in us. A real life angel in our place of worship. Father McCarthy will talk to some folks, but he doesn't want us blabbing too much. Can't let the word get out too far. He said that the angel told us to wait...

"...and he said the angel's name was Chamael."

Contractor Witch Hunt In Angleton Texas

"Yesterday, at 6:00 pm in Angleton texas, multiple explosions rocked the city. Illegal homemade explosives were used in attempts to cover up a bank robbery, which was used as an attempt to persecute a local family, as shown by text messages on the suspect's cellphones. Their ringleader was John White, who is still at large."

"They faked a bank robbery and sightings of these "contractors" using the explosives, in an attempt to frame these women, by using illegal evidence obtaining techniques."

"Anyone with knowledge of White's whereabouts please report him to your local authorities."

Contractors shoot lightning at Armored SUV in Johnsbury, Vermont

A state-wide news story has garnered national attention.

Johnsbury, Vermont:

Multiple eyewitness accounts confirm that a supernatural high speed chase took place in our city yesterday evening. 

The cause is unknown, but an abandoned, totalled armored SUV was found on site, with a hole blown in the back. 

Marie Pedio, 22, of the local Starbucks claims it began there when 4 people pulled up into the parking lot and handed a bundled up package to another guest. She did not identify the guests, and management cited a malfunction on the security cameras. What she does know, is that as they were talking to the customer who was already there, an armored SUV pulled up into the parking lot and the contractors were visibly unsettled by it's appearance.  It had no visible government or company markings. One of the contractors got into the SUV before it sped off, and the others quickly gave chase.

The reckless high speed chase damaged several vehicles, and 4 people were treated for minor injuries in the aftermath though only one was hospitalized, and has since been released.

Red light cameras caught photos of the chase in progress. A state-wide response has been initiated for the investigation, through in full cooperation with the FBI after a Henry Ballard, sheriff of Bethlehem, New Hampshire tipped them off that a group matching the description stayed at the local inn and were seen poking around his town before being swarmed by local wildlife fleeing a local estate.  "We ain't really seen nothin like this before. First the crows, then it comin to a head like this? We're a small, safe town, and if we all keep our wits about us I'm sure we can get past it and move on. I bet all this was related to those.. what's the word.. contractors?"

Descriptions given by the Ms Padio line up with descriptions given by several locals of Bethlehem, and it is believed to have been the same group. One member had small horns noticable on their head.

Though it hasn't been formally released, there have been some images posted on the data hosting site 'Cryptoleak'.

In the interest of transparency, we have included a photo, though keep in mind the FBI have not made any statement as to it's validity. 

(Two photos are included- one of a armored unarmed SUV with tinted windows taking a turn so sharply two of it's wheels are off the ground, then of a car in hot pursuit with a shattered windshield, a sniper rifle barrel protruding through a hole near the dashboard, and someone wearing a full hood like you'd see on a hazardous materials suit handing their head out of the window to drive. 

Both vehicles had multiple tires punctured in the shootout, riding on their back rims, showering sparks on the road.

When police arrived, the SUV was on its side, on fire, and the suspected contractors had fled the scene. 

RECOVERED FOOTAGE | GORILLA APPARENTLY DECLARED ALLEGIANCE TO ISIS BEFORE CAR BOMBING A RESEARCH INSTITUTION!!!

It is currently the 8th August at 7:00 pm and THIS JUST IN, recovered footage of a natural disaster now suspected of being a terrorist attack. Distant witnesses claimed to see a spontaneous tornado appear in the forest. Trees and dirt were flung high in the air- lasting between 5 and 19 seconds! When authorities hit the scene, it was apparently a massacre at the Pagnanelli research center. A death toll of 100%. 

When authorities collected leftover footage, it was discovered that most of it was erased, with the exception of this:

The footage rolls and plays the video of a gorilla driving down the road in a black Ford Humvee. It sticks its arm out the car window, shouts "ooh ooh aah aah", and crashes into the research building. The car explodes soon after and the footage cuts out.

"The authorities are investigating with Pagnanelli. We will update you as the situation unfolds!"

PAGNANELLI FINALLY MAKES A PUBLIC STATEMENT!

An event will be scheduled- a time slot filled with the section name above.

A man will approach a podium, middle aged with short black hair, hazelnut eyes, and dressed in a clean black suit and tie. He leans into the mic,

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the American public and residents of Indiana. My name is Jeremy Pagnanelli- the CEO of Pagnanelli. I understand our agency has received negative press in the last 6 months and for the affected families, I empathize. Our great nation and this great state more expressly, have been made aware of the existence of Contractors. Supernatural individuals who are highly dangerous yet could be anyone you know- neighbors, friends, and family included. 

Well, we have conducted internal investigations and have determined that the actions of our employees and workers are the result of these Contractors and their ability to exert control over people like you and I. Those with families, lives, and livings just trying to provide for their loved ones. Azazel, the victim of a spontaneous attack by Contractors, was a personal and family friend. He will be missed. Dr. Goldberg is currently in medical care as a result of the stress this whole ordeal has caused him. And I do not believe I need to remind us of the actions of David Silvana and his decision to end thousands of lives during the Indianapolis Bombings on August 1st.

But I am here to tell you, the people, that we are done. As of now, we are currently in talks with the Federal Government in a mutual partnership for the sole interest of protecting the American people. So fear not, fellow citizens. I know you have questions. I know you are scared- as am I. But this is the world we will live in if changes are not made. A world where, at any time, you may be possessed, killed, or mind controlled for crossing the wrong person on their worst day.

So stay sharp, fellow citizens. We are committed to your safety and will keep you updated.”

As the man walks away from a whirlwind of camera flashes and shouting reporters, he adjusts his suit and gives an assertive glance to the camera. To many, it would appear as an assertive demeanor from a man that means business. 

To others, it’s an accepted challenge. A dare? A provocation?

 It was a declaration of war.

LOCAL PAGNANELLI SECURITY GUARD FOUND PUNCHING BABIES IN MATERNITY WARD!!

This just in- breaking news- it is 9 pm and we've just been informed that a psycho guard in full combat gear stormed into the local Indianapolis hospital, made his way to the maternity ward, and began to use a pair of brass knuckles to start beating newborn babies, nurses, and their mothers. We have video of the incident. Be aware, folks, what you see will be very disturbing.

The video feed will begin and depict a man hyping himself up, constantly saying "Get psyched! Get psyched! Get psyched!". The man with a wide smile and a hyped expression storms into the ward, decks a nurse upside the head, and then breaks the glass that leads to the room of newborn. The subsequent footage is extremely blurred out and the sound is cut. But the subtitles detail that the man was screaming, "For Pagnanelli! For Pagnanelli! Fuck your kids! Fuck your kids!". The footage cuts out.

A reported 17 babies were murdered and 31 were mortally wounded in the attack. Following the recent attack on Indianapolis, the people just can't get a break.

This is part of a long line of Pagnanelli accusations where previously, two senior scientists were filmed fornicating with a corpse and eating babies respectively. The federal government has remained suspiciously quiet through the entire ordeal. We will update you as the situation unfolds!

Mysterious stop to Novograd fishermen disappearances.

The dissappearences linked to alchohol consumption problem in Novograd among fishermen on the lake persisting over the last year has suddenly stopped. Rumors among the local fishermen summed the dissappearences up to the Native legend of the Rushalka but the population sits gratefully in confusion at the sudden end to the losses on the lake.

The Kraken Slayer cracks down on terror!

KRAKEN DOWN ON ISIS

The Boise Superman has gone international!

In Belgrade today, ISIS struck the national museum of art and in doing so destroyed many unique pieces of art, and even stole a mountain of cursed gold! 

However, the superhero of America stood in front of a hail of bullets and even tackled a man aiming an RPG at Serbian culture, taking it to the chest and coming out the other side wounded but alive!

Though ISIS did bring reinforcements to ultimately defeat the police, and Mark Collins himself the Serbian military was bought enough time to save the day without further casualties. 

In addition, security footage recovered from the event detailed a strange woman fleeing out the back shortly followed by a woman abducting the curator and absconding while pursued by his secretary! Was this woman involved in these awful attacks? More at 11. 

The Public Grieves for Indianapolis' Terrorist Attack | Memorial Established at Local Hospital

"The dead will never be forgotten and the people are making sure of that. Indianapolis Hospital is hosting a free event for the families of the victims. Those majorly affected by the incident are encouraged to come down and bring a token of rememberence."

The camera peers around toward a smiling couple with tears streaming down their faces. People are dancing, laughing, and celebrating for an unknown reason. A few people off to the side look on with minor disgust at the display. The cameras observe more families with sour faces drive into the parking and the moment they step out of their cars, their faces lift and their frowns dissapear. They look at each other with a mix of shock, happiness, horror, and belated joy.

What is going on?...

MURDERS IN JACKSON MISSISSIPPI AND THE GOLF OF MEXICO!!!! A SUSPECTED CONTRACTOR?!?!

Breaking News! All was well within the small summer town of Jackson Mississippi, until a worried resident after not seeing any of his neighbors all day called the police. The authorities sweeped every house until they came across the residence of Micheal Brown- a proud retired Marine with a wife and two children. His backyard and living room were reportedly a horror scene with his wife, two kids, and 10 of his neighbors's clothes and blood DNA were discovered all around his house. His was discovered in his room- having suffered the same fate. The police suspect a Contractor. We will update you as the situation unfolds!

Good evening, we've just been informed from several witnesses that there was an attack off of the coast of Texas! Over a dozen sailors and two Coast Guard armsmen lost their lives before the threat was located. We don't have any pictures, but the government is implementing a stern watch on America's Eastern coast in search of the perpretrator. The Coast Guard urges everyone to steer clear and report any suspicious activity!

LIVE BROADCAST: Captured Indianapolis Terrorist Speaks!

A man with curly hair speaks into a cluster of microphones in front of a small audience of journalists. The major networks are all there, broadcasting live. 

“I am Wilbur Smith, graduate of Casa Verde and special agent with the FBI. I have been spent the past five years investigating a group of mercenary killers. They refer to themselves only as ‘Contractors.’ The perpetrator of the recent terrorist attack in Indianapolis is in our custody and has confessed to being a member of this ‘Contractor’ organization. To avoid the death penalty, he has confessed and agreed to comply with officials to help us end this dangerous terrorist organization. Without further ado, here is David Silvana.”

The curly-haired man leaves the stage. A pair of black-suited agents escorts an impossibly-thin and pale man onto the stage. He clears his throat and begins to speak.

“My name is David Silvana, and I am a contractor.

“That is what we call ourselves. We work for powerful, shadowy individuals that we call the harbingers. They offer us power: supernatural artifacts, superpowers,  status, influence. In exchange we do anything they ask.

“We are cold and effective. We have no allegiance besides to the harbingers. We torture and kill. None of us have ever been brought to trial. Our murders go unsolved. We are subtle. Half the time, people think our targets died of natural causes.

“Not all Contractors look like me. Most are normal people with normal jobs. You can never tell who might be one of us. 

“The attack in Indianapolis was just another job well done. I did not work alone.

“Witnessing the pain and destruction touched something inside of me. I am willing to work with the authorities to dismantle the contractor organization. To begin I will reveal all of the Contractors that I have worked with.

“By the way, Goodberg is a cruel bastard.

“Here are the names of the other Contractors I have worked with: Kaerym Yasura, Mary Alice, Frank Cooper—“

The crack of a high powered rifle rings out, and David’s head pops like a grape. The rattle of automatic gunfire punctuates the panicked screams of the crowd. Finally, a series of fiery explosions consume the stage, and the live broadcast turns to static. 

Supernatural Attack on Indiana Casino!! Suspects Apprehended at Ironwood Golf Course!!

The reporter will give a detailed description of an attack on the Casino at August 5th, 4:00 pm. Passerby's describe a man with a motorcycle helmet and a raincoat. Emphemeral screams and ghostly shadows were caught on camera emenating from this individual and the media will play the video over following a content warning.

"This just in- the police have caught up to the suspects at the Iroonwood Golf Course. We have been told that one suspect was killed and the other was apphrehended by authorities. We have a statement from the owner of the gold course:

"We are very proud of our local law enforcement for protecting and serving as they should. As a token of our appreciation, we will donate our monthly revenue to the Indianapolis relief effort."

"We will update you as the situation evolves!"

Assorted Attacks on Indiana Famhouse

Today at 2:45 pm on August 4th and today we have breaking news. A Goshen farmhouse has caught fire! It's complete mayhem here- the farmhouse has been exploding for well over an hour! The police and Federal Bureau are on the scen-

A loud explosion suddenly rocks the camera and one of the landed helicopters suddenly explode. Cow blood and guts rain from the sky and coat the reporter, who looks shell shocked. Soldiers in the shot hold up their guns and push the reporter back.

"Oh... oh my god... Oh my GOD! MY CLOTH-"

The feed will abruptly cut.

MAJOR TERRORIST ATTACK IN INDIANAPOLIS! TWO BUILDINGS DESTROYED! CASUALTIES OVER 7,000! DEATH TOLL PROJECTED AT OVER 3,000!

Today, an unprecidented attack occured inside the city of Indianapolis. It's complete chaos out here. People are screaming, running, and searching for their loved ones. Witness reports suggest that a man with a biker helmet and a black cloak was sighted riding a dark motorcycle wreckling havoc within the city with a long chain. Other reports suggest this individual had also kidnapped a small child. More information soon!

Furthermore, this individual was filmed inside a nearby hospital with several other individuals who were reported to possess some questionable abilities. Here are their descriptions:

- Burly slavic woman with bright green eyes wearing a grey hoodie and grey cargo pants

- Young white woman with a mask and night vision goggles wearing a hoodie and jeans

- a white man wearing overalls, a Patriot's jersey, thick work clothes, cleetes, and a football helmet

If you have any information on these individuals, please contact the local police. 

THIS JUST IN, the new death toll is projected to be 3,000 dead. Among the dead was a school bus full of children on a field trip. The nation weeps and mourns with the families who have lost their loved ones.

The police have announced that the government is stepping in to assist in capturing the prime suspect. The police urges all civilians to come forth with any information and stress that everyone maintains distance if they come into contact with this man. The extent of the police's knowledge has not been disclosed.

As of now, no organization has claimed responsibility for the attack, but the authorities believe it might have been the work of single person or small group.

WVU Hospital, West Virginia 176 people inexplicably dead, 14 survivors

At 6pm Tuesday, everyone inside WVU Hospital, Rosewood vanished. For 3 entire hours, the hospital was empty of all biological material. Even biological samples and meat in the kitchen went missing.

As abruptly as the Event occured, it was undone:

176 cadavers in various states of mutilation have been been identified, and the number may rise as DNA tests come in.

Of the 14 survivors, 5 are in critical condition, 6 are stable. All exhibit extreme psychological distress and trauma, and have been transferred to local hospitals.

The board of directors of WVU have vowed to rebuild and reopen, though the ensueing FBI investigation is expected to take some time.

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850NEWS.COM - Pensacola, Florida - Police station protest devolves into a massacre. 

The newest article on the website includes the T.V. report attached as a video file followed by a content warning below that reads 

“The following footage may be disturbing to many, viewer descression is advised.”  

Alice Williams was able to get a hold of an active protestor, they wished to remain anonymous however they have agreed to give us their side of events 

The following is a transcript of the interview, a full length vide of the interview is due to be released tomorrow. 

“It all started because of that fucking snake I tell you, that snake who lied corrupting the minds of men, a monster who shed his ugly disguise to reveal what was beneath - THE DEVIL, DEVIL INCARNATE I TELL YOU! AND THEN I HEARD THE VOICE OF GOD, GO FORTH HE TOLD ME, BRING ME THE SNAKE’S HEAD BEFORE IT ESCAPES!"

"Oh but I wasn’t the only one who heard it, I'm not crazy, no no no no, my brothers in arms also heard every word loud and clear, and it is then when we took action!"

"The pigs you see, they’re in league with the devil, they tried hiding the serpent of Eden, escape with it BUT DIVINE PROVIDENCE WAS ON OUR SIDE, THE LORD CAME DOWN FROM HEAVENS AND HE IMMOBILISED THE DEVIL’S CARRIAGE, it is then when the servants of the devil dropped their act and opened fire, thinking they could mow us – righteous god-fearing pure-blooded Americans down like we were cattle, but we fought back and won, we reminded the devil of the second amendment yes ma'am so we did!"

"And the... first deceiver, what came of it?"

"OH, THAT BAG OF SIN AND SCALES? I did the Lord’s work myself, with these two hands, I tore its head clean off and hung it up on one of the street lights to send Satan a message, don’t fuck with the U to the S of the motherfucking A!” 

Attached is a photo of a mutilated torso with the lower half of a snake hanging from a street light, its head is missing, a giant gaping hole is present where the individual’s heart would be and the word “SNITCH” is carved into what’s left of their body in large blocky letters, the individual seems to have sustained countless stab wounds to the abdomen among the already described injuries. 

The backdrop framing the body is that of a police station aflame as the first responders perform their active duty. 

Our reporters were able to get their hands on unedited footage of the riot.

Attached below is grainy footage of the riot captured by the street cameras, it depicts a crowd of around fifty protestors throwing Molotov cocktails at the police line in front of the Pensacola police station before all as one charging towards the back parking lot seemingly unphased by tear-gas,  

The protestors break the police line and trample several officers underfoot  

Sounds semi-automatic sidearms being discharged can be heard shortly after as an armoured SWAT truck peels out of the parking lot only to be followed by the sounds of two fully automatic rifle being discharged into the crowd as the protestors collapse one after another. 

The firefight is short lived and the sounds of automatic fire soon die down though the protestors proceed to tear into each-other, using anything from firearms to their bare hands as in-fighting begins to take place. 

In the midst of the bloodshed a vaguely masculine figure can be seen fleeing the parking lot, weaving through smoke and tear gas as if trying to conceal their presence, their left hand halfway tucked under their shirt – it appears larger than the other and is severely deformed, though the exact nature of the deformity is impossible to tell due to the quality of the footage. 

A police riot, a possible cryptid and a dead monster’s rights activist, follow us at 850NEWS and be the first to get updated on the most recent events in Pensacola Florida. 

Pensacola, Florida - Police station protest devolves into a massacre.

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A young woman in a slick grey suit stands in front of the camera, at her back what was just a few hours ago the local Pensacola police station. 

The building is ablaze as firefighters actively combat the raging fire while medical personnel carry people away on stretchers and pack bodies away into black bags. 

“850 NEWS, Alice Williams, live from 1301 N Palafox St, Pensacola, FL 32501 where just a few hours ago a horrible riot took place claiming the lives of protestors and police officers alike."

The woman gestures at the remains of the police station at her back in a smooth, practiced motion.

“Witnesses report the local law enforcement opening fire into the crowd of protestors after several hours of escalating tensions which arose in relation to the individual known only as “Conner” - A monster rights activist who was found deceased on the scene less than twenty-four hours after giving their heart-breaking interview.” 

 The reporter takes a second to produce a notepad and proceeds.

“The estimated casualties are currently as follows  - Eight officers deceased, Two gravely injured, civilian casualties are currently estimated to be in the double digits. “

The woman's voice remains cold as ice, collected, proffesional and her expression is completely unchanged dispite the disturbing numbers she lists off, she continues without misisng a beat.

"For more information, live updates and information too sensitive for T.V. follow the official 850NEWS website, Allice Williams, 850NEWS."

The 850NEWS jingle plays, the camera pivots away from the reporter and towards the burning police station as words start fading onto the screen.

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Batimir Press release! Clips of batimir answering questions at the end!

Batimir is standing in front of a stand. Seems like one of the stereotypical auditoriums as he has the Brother of blood flag behind him. He looks at the camera and the “crowd” before proceeding to start his speech.

“ I, Count Batimir Feratu, have come today to make a public statement regarding my recent
"disappearance" from the public eye, I'd like to inform the public on what I've been up to
as well as address some recent conspiracies and allegations I've received, as well as answer
any questions or concerns. I've also come up today to make a few statements and reveals
to the public as well regarding future plans and the results of my soul searching.

As a disclaimer I'd like to let you, the public, all my wonderful fans and patrons and all
those of you, equally as wonderful as you all are, to what I've been up to this past year.
I've spent this past year soulsearching, As some of you may know I've had quite the extensive
life and career and it's been a taxing one, I've spent this last year figuring what it is 
I as Batimir Feratu wish to do in this world with my new position as the philanthropist pop
icon I have become, and I have made a decision.

I, Count Batimir Feratu, wish to use my status and wealth and assets and connections in order
to benefit the human condition, it is appalling to me as a person who has suffered from the
qualms of disease and preexisting health conditions such as hemophilia and albinism, that
in the modern day and age some of us still suffer from such conditions and are often out of
luck when it comes to treating such conditions. I've began to draft up plans for how Im going
to use my person going forward, but I've decided to open up more research facilities, sponsor
teams and projects, and in general make incredible donations to philanthropy and charity works
to help those disadvantaged people.
This brings up the next notice I'd like to address, recently if some of you have been paying
attention to the news surrounding my name you'd know about a certain blog and certain allegations
of a "White Supremacist Cult" that I lead, I'd like to state that this is incredibly offensive
and hurtful to myself as I would never put a person over another purely due to race or 
blood or background... We all bleed the same shade, our blood is all the same, but this blog
has brought up a important oversight of mine... I don't do enough in the company that I've
created and It's brought to my attention that I need to start taking initiative.

I will be apart of the hiring process more closely now, I've decided to open up scholarship
programs for those looking to get into the medical and research fields, especially those of color 
backgrounds such as Asian, Hispanic / Latino, African American, Indigneous, and other groups.
I've decided that it's important to open up such a exclusive field to more people, and I've
began to make the push for programs and scholarship paths for people to take.
Additionally I've began pushing for the opening of internships at the Brothers of Blood for
such people, to start off their budding careers.

It's very important to me that I take an active role as a Philanthropist and do all that I can
while I am still here, In my thirties it has already dawned on me that the Rockstar life
that I used to live-out voraciously in my twenties is a youthful possession that is but a 
thing of the past, in my thirties, it is time for action.
Additionally as an Address to the recent incident with the Biker Gang, I would like to state
that I was spending the day out with a dear friend of mine, inquiring to them about a 
possible internship at the Brothers of Blood, I was testing out a new program and I wanted
them to be apart of it's first stages. It was then that we were assaulted by a gang of Bikers
who made an attempt on our lives, I believe they wanted my money? Or had some type of grudge
against me for my past Rock career? Regardless I defended both myself, and my dear friend,
and fled the scene for safety. "

With the end of that speech, there is audio of audience clapping but no visuals before the video is cut.

The video shows a crowd of paparazzi and people trying to get batimir’s attention as he leaves the HQ of the Brothers of Blood organization located in LA. He hushes them and chooses people that start to raise their hand.

R: Is it true that you support white supremacy?

B: This is not true. As stated in the press release. We all hurt and bleed the same, in fact, I was recently assaulted by someone that believes in white supremacy.

R: On the CCTV, We saw you were fighting with some red spiked gloves, what was that about?

B: was actually a cosplay movie prop that was made by one of our prop makers. I will be releasing a photo/video of how it works. It simply functions as a pair of spiked gloves. I brought it with me to show my dear friends.

R: Who was that lady in the CCTV? Was she a GF or any romantic interest to you?

B: She is no GF nor romantic partner of mine. She is more of a platonic friend that is great at her field in medicine. She was also one of the first for internships.

R: Will you be stopping your music career or will you be focusing more on your company?

B: I decided in my mid thirties, that I am way past my prime as a rockstar and musician. Now that I am at my age, I believe I should use my wealth to help with human conditions. I will not be stopping my music career but will be more of a side project. I will be focusing on more. 

B: I will not be answering any more questions as I must leave now.

Upon the sentence being said, the crowd gets rowdy again as Batimir proceeds to enter the car and leave.

Full Interview with Boise’s Superman, Leaked

(The following is a video taken on the camera of a smartphone outside of Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital. The video shows Mark Colins, in an interview with a reporter.)

R: "Will you protect people from other monsters Mark?!"

M: "I just want to do good, wherever I am. If there was a monster wrecking havok, putting people in danger like that kraken was, I'll do my best to rectify the situation and bring justice." He thumbs up to the reporter's camera.

M: "I'm *not* here to replace the police or the military- Only to help when and where I can. Just one hero of many." He smiles at the camera again, leaning in and down to let a kid next to him get a selfie.

R: "Will you work with the police or military? Or will you work alone?"

M: He thinks a moment, scratching his chin. "I'm not against the idea of working with people who need my help, and I intend to help them as much as I would anyone else- but I do not intent to be fighting for the loyalties of any specific organizations or colors on a geographic map, any more than I'd be willing to be hired as a bodyguard- I'm simply hoping to help people who need help- whatever the case may be."

R: "Do you have an friends you work with?"

M: He looks at the camera seriously a moment. "Not yet, but I'm not against the idea. I won't be doing interviews or anything, but- I'll have my eye out for others who want to make a difference. As far as current associates, not really."

R: "Did Bu Fang help you in defeating the kraken?"

M: "Certainly! He kept us all well-nourished with his hasselback taro roots and provided ample emotional support. He's a good man. Impressed me with what he could do with a dug up root and handful of edible grass." He smiles.

R: "Can you confirm or deny the rumor that he has supernatural abilities?"

M: "He's fast-handed for sure, and cooks like a machine- but what is 'supernatural' really? My doc says I'm a man with a disease. He's a Van Gogh  of cooking, for sure."

R: "What disease did your doctor say you had." The reporters voice sounds worried for Mark.

M: "A new form of gigantism, basically. At the very least, I intend to make the best of a bad situation."

*The crowd audibly swoons over the dramatic reveal, along with the cameraperson with the phone.*

R: "Are you going to be okay Mark? Do you know if it has any complications?"

M: "Not yet. I just take things day by day, like everyone else."

R: "Do you have anything you want to say to the other people out there who struggle with disease?"

M: "Follow your own path, and be mindful of your own capabilities and limits. Just because your sick, is no reason to let yourself be written off. No good deed is less or greater than any other, as long as you do your best. we can *all* make a difference in our own way. Everyone's got villians they have to face, even if they're not as cool or flashy as mine."

*The interview finishes and the reporter's camera shuts off, but the leaked video goes on to show Mark pulling the reporter to the side, and exchanging contact information as Colins mutters about a "bat signal" before it cuts off.*

Prison Riot in Kosovo ended by one man!

Radio Free Europe Reporting

A prison riot outside of Kosovo was ended by one Agent Dallas Smith, a Federal Agent working as an attache to the CIA - while details are thin, we know that Agent Smith managed to negotiate a peaceful end after a four day siege. While Agent Smith has not yet become available for comment, we at Radio Free Europe would like to commend him on a job well done!

Breaking News! Strange Secret Basement found in old lady's home in Phoenix, Arizona!

In the city of Phoenix, Arizona, an old lady that goes by the name of Jasmine Miller was discovered harboring a secret basement beneath her wine cellar. She is the former Co-Creator of JJ & Co., a local wine company that was purchased thirteen years ago by an unknown buyer. Various strange materials and ingredients were found in this basement, including many eyes, scales, preserved hands, and other unidentifiable substances and objects. The room itself was also protected by an unidentified incapacitating agent that would activate via tripwire. An investigation of the house itself reveals that she has already fled, not having appeared at her house in the past two days. Her current location is unknown and she is expected to be very dangerous. Citizens are advised to operate under the assumption that Miller is a threat to safety. There is also someone who went missing whom we believe to be related to this incident. If you find any information on a man of Cambodian descent with straight black hair, glasses, a green coat, black outfit, dress shoes, and height of 5'9, please report this information immediately to the police. 

Folk Superhero Mark Collins Has a Rare Disease.

In a suprising public statement just yesterday folk superhero Mark Collings revealed to the world that he suffers from a as of before undisovered disease. The announcement came as Mark was released from his stay at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital. He revealed the information to a group of his fans who had gathered outside to wish him well. The disease seems to be a new form of gigantism. It is unknown as of right now if the disease will have any kind of complication on Mark's health.

See the exclusive full video of the interview with a subscription to Illuminating the TruthTM

850 NEWS LIVE from the city of Pensacola, Forida.

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A young woman in a slick grey suit stands in front of the camera, her expression is a mix of concern and pity, she appears to be standing in a weather broadcast room though at her back is a gruesome sight – a seemingly disabled man in a wheelchair, his legs covered by a thick wool blanked which is stained in a dark red substance, an enormous gash open in his chest – four deep, fresh and still bleeding gashes spanning from the man’s collarbone to his lower ribcage, the wound is not unlike something one would sustain from surviving a bear mauling. 

By his side an athletic twenty something kid in a dark red bomber jacket. 

The woman speaks, her voice soft, calm, collected 
 

"850 NEWS, Alice Williams - In studio with us today are two witnesses alleged abuse, violation of human rights and illegal cartel dealings, talking about their harrowing experiences - they are wounded bleeding but unbroken, here to share with us for the first time on 850 NEWS” 

The woman backs away from the camera, approaching the man in the wheelchair and extends the microphone towards him without another word 

Despite the man being severely injured and obviously exhausted he speaks firmly, with all the conviction of an experienced orator, each word appearing heartfelt and genuine.

The speech is about Caucasian male in their sixties with white hair and a beard who allegedly goes by “Jules” and the people under their command, some reportedly willing and others forced into servitude under duress. 

“Jules” is said to have dragged the speaker and countless others into this reality from a parallel one against their will, the speaker is said to have been kept in a “cage” like a wild animal to guard a “hoard of treasure” for two months before making his daring escape from the mansion at Devil’s Point – a location where “Jules” commits art fraud and coerces other "monsters" into working with them all with the backing of multiple criminal organization all of which they are allegedly double crossing. 

“Jules” is said to be a supernatural being able to alter their appearance at will, choosing at one point to appear as a woman for an extended period of time. 

The reporter shifts her attention to the younger man present in the studio 

 
“Would you like to share your side of the story or perhaps affirm any of the points that have been made thus far?” 

 
The young man steps up to the microphone, rolling his shoulders before speaking – his voice deep, his conduct slightly nervous be it out of fear, excitement or something else entirely is impossible to say. 
 

“Yeah uh, this guy tried assaulting me and some of my friends, he had his gang of two goons together with him, they put their hands on us and we had to defend ourselves, it was scary man, I have a picture as proof.” 

The young man is ushered towards the camera where he produces a picture matching the description of “Jules” from earlier with a young, short woman standing by his side, seemingly exchanging words. 

The interviewer shifts her attention back to the man in the wheelchair who proceeds to give the descriptions of two more individuals, the first one matches the woman from the picture 

She is said to be an android who goes by Mary Alice and is said to possess supernatural healing abilities, able to cure the most severe of wounds and ailments with a mere touch, though Jules is allegedly keeping her “all to himself” 

The speaker also describes a middle-aged Asian male who goes by “Bu Fang” and is alleged to be able to create exquisite magically imbued dishes. 

The man finishes his thought, takes a beat to breathe in then continues in a solemn tone 

 
“As a warning to anyone else who might not be what they appear, Jules changes people, breaks them and makes them into monsters, he enslaves us, treats us like animals - he did this to me"  

The speaker breaths out once again, yanking his wool blanket away to reveal a snake tail starting at his hips and snaking all the way up wrapping around his own torso. 

The tail uncoils and gently lowers itself onto the ground, it’s tip swaying passivley like that of a rattlesnake.
The young man recoils back shuffling out of the view of the camera, followed by a surprised shout" 
 

“WOAH WHAT THE FUCK DUDE” 

The reporter looks momentarily stunned, almost at a loss for words when the thing in the wheelchair continues. 
 

 "I would like to end my statement with this - Monsters lives matter just like any other type of human - we're still human on the inside, i just hope that this world can understand that a monster is only a monster if they act like one, and some of us just wanna be safe so uh you know, monsters lives matter, right Kyle?"  
 

The speaker looks away from the camera for the first time, looking somewhere behind it.
From behind the camera, slightly off to the right a voice resounds, apprehensive, and muffled . 
 

"Uh yeah sure dude" 
 

 The speaker smiles warmly.

"Thanks Kyle"  
 

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Tech start up bought and jump started!

A new tech start up! 

Perhaps the newest and upcoming F.A.A.N.G!
The latest development in robotic techs!
Omni-Source Corporation
The factory that was shut down 2 months ago has started back up
The data that was once missing was recovered and allowed for the factory to start back up.

They are now accepting orders for robot assistant!
Brilliant A.I.
New Tech
More to come!

https://www.reptilianthreatnow.org

THE REPTILOIDS ARE HERE!

The site presents a dark red heading on a solid black background, a single audio file is attached followed shortly below by a video file.

FOR YEARS NOW I HAVE PREACHED! I'D SCREAM MYSELF HOARSE FOR YOUR SAKE, ALL OF YOUR SAKE BROTHERS AND SISTERS, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

The voice is that of an older man, hoarse and gravely, clearly unhinged though he speaks with the fiery reverence of a pastor preaching to their flock.

"They walk among us brothers and sisters, disguised as normal everyday people! Firefighters, police officers, private eyes..."

The man lingers on the last part, practically hissing it out not unlike a reptile himself.

"...anyone one of the people you know and cherish might just be a cold blooded freak, harboring countless scales under their fleshy exterior, and they dream of getting you the second you give them a chance, the second you blink or drop your guard, stay vigilant humanity, stay ready!"

But nobody believed me, NOBODY LISTENED, "Oh poor ol' Pete, he's harmless just not all there, don't mind him" THEY WOULD REPEAT AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF... MANTRA, THEY WOULD REPEAT IT WITH RELIGIOUS DOGMATISM OVER AND OVER EVERY TIME THEY PASSED BY ME TRYING TO SPREAD TRUTH TO YOU SHEEP!

WELL I KNOW WHY NOW, I WAS ALWAYS RIGHT, THOSE SLIMY LIZARD BRAIN MOTHERFUCKERS THOUGHT THEY COULD BREAK ME, MAKE ME DOUBT MYSELF, WHITTLE ME DOWN WITH THEIR UNENDING MOCKERY, BUT LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!

...not all there... not all there... not all there...

The man mutters under his breath, repeating it over and over again sounding almost hurt.

BUT GUESS WHO'S NOT ALL THERE NOW YOU SCALY FUCKS?! I HAVE PROOF RIGHT HERE RIGHT HERE RIGHT HERE RIGHT HERE I HAVE IT MY HANDS AND I WILL EXPOSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, THE WORLD WILL KNOW, ANYONE WHO'S WILLING TO OPEN THEIR EYES AND JUST LOOK WILL SEE THE TRUTH AS I DELIVER IT TO THEM!

His tone suddenly turns warm and remorseful.

But for those who don't... oh you poor sods i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry sorry... it might just be too late to save you... the brain wave redactors have gotten to you, melted your gray matter while you slept yes they did... you didn't heed old Pete when he told you that tin foil blocks their primitive tech, but you laughed at him and pointed fingers, mocked him yes you did... But I forgive you for I love you, may god have mercy on your souls.

The low quality video below depicts a chaotic scene unraveling in what looks to be a bar of some kind, the cameraman's hands are shaking violently as he gibbers something incomprehensive from behind the camera in an equally terrified and excited tone, this appears to be the same man from the audio file above.

The video appears to be shot from the corner of the room, encompassing the entirety of the scene with ease due to the cameraman's placement

An altercation appears to be taking place by the entrance, a mousy and lanky man wearing a black jacket is backpedaling towards the exit, very apparently ready to draw his sidearm whilst locked in what appears to be a verbal confrontation with a one armed man in a trench coat, all the while the bartender shoulders a double barrel shotgun, confusedly looking between the two.

As the three exchange words the situation seems to be slowly deescalating though the exact nature of what's being said is largely unintelligible due to a horrendous racket - the sounds of someone obnoxiously revving a vehicle of some kind just outside while "Proud to be an American" plays, loud enough to vibrate the windows of the bar, accompanied by less than pleasant off pitch yelling of the lyrics.

As the man in the black jacket nears the exit another aggressor enters the scene, a large tattooed dark skinned man easily recognizable as Icarus Lockheart, a famous actor.

Icarus places the retreating man in a choke hold without any visible physical provocation from the side of the latter, followed by a subdued gunshot and a muzzle flash right by the man's ear.

The man in the black jacket proceeds to slip out of Icaruse's grip and drawing his sidearm at lightning speed places it up against his assailant's gut and lets off four muffled shots, followed by a spray of blood across the room.

Chaos and pandemonium erutps shortly after, people start screaming and flipping over tables, some drawing sidearms of their own.

Before the man in the black jacket can do anything else the one armed man wearing a trench coat dashes past him towards the exit, though as he pushes past his eyes flash briefly and an arch of lightning shoots out of his forehead, frying the man in the black coat, locking his muscles and sending him clattering to the ground as he convulses.

Another man wearing a Kevlar vest enters the scene yelling about needing to help the poor sod on the ground and drags the paralyzed man away.

The cameraman continues filming, and just before the group makes their exit the trench coat man shoots the camera one hard gaze before disappearing outside.

Mark Collins Seriously Injured Rescuing Island from Kraken!

Mark Collins, recently-confirmed superhuman who has been missing for the past 5 months, has been found on an isolated, previously-undiscovered island off the pacific coast. He, along with 163 islanders and chinese chef Bu Fang, have been rescued from the island.

The islanders credit Mark Collins and Bu Fang with rescuing them from a monstrous "kraken" that had been holding the island hostage for some time. During the fight, Mark Collins allegedly wielded a giant metal fishook that he had created from an ancient shipwreck. Also, according to eyewitnesses, Bu Fang demonstrated superhuman abilities, although he denies these claims. 

"The islanders must be confused," says Bu. "I just threw a flare into the water. Mark did everything. I just watched." 

Due to the lack of video cameras, none of these claims can be truly confirmed. However, eyewitness accounts all agree that Mark demonstrated superhuman strength in destroying the monster. Pieces of a large, unidentified squid-like creature were recorvered near the island. 

Boise's Superman Mark Collins is recovering in a hospital in Dallas, Texas. Meanwhile, media around the world has picked up this story, and a hoard of people are gathering outside the hospital for a chance to meet a real-life superhero. 

After becoming a media sensation for rescuing a bachlorette party from certain death by dragging their limo away from a ledge, Mark Collins completely disappeared. About half of media-aware humans have now heard of Mark Collins and many know his face. 

Mark Collins: Boise's Very own Superman?

At least seven seperate videos of Boise Idaho construction worker Mark Collins have been going viral on social media. These videos-- which were posted to CryptoLeak-- show Mark Collins rescuing a bachlorette party from certain death by dragging their limousine away from a cliff. 

Given the number of eye witnesses, various camera angles, and paper trail evidence, Scientists, debunkers, and the general public generally agree that this is a confirmed Illumination: Mark Collins possesses superhuman strength. 

Immediately after the event, Mark Collins disappeared and has not been seen since. He has stopped showing up for work and paying rent, and there have been no credible, confirmed sightings of him since (though many unconfirmed sightings have been made). And of course a government investigation, as well as many private investigations, have been launched to locate Mark, as well as to explain his incredible powers. 

T-shirts and merchandise for "Boise's Superman," Mark Collins have been selling like hotcakes, and Boise Mayor Linda Mackentire has proposed erecting a statue in his honor. "Mark Collins will always have a home in Boise," she recently said in a statement. 

Don Thomas Ryder arrested for first degree murder

on the annual vaccation trip from Callifornia to Hawaii, Martha Stencil was murdered in cold blood by the Don of the Italian mafia Thomas Ryder and has been incarcerated and is waiting for his trial in Hawaii's max security prison

Florida politician found dead

FLORIDA NEWS
Candidate for mayor John Steven was found dead having fallen from his 60 story building. Susspect of multiple accords of criminal activity that has yet to be proven, it's been assumed that an enraged individual had assassinated the candidate after crashing a stolen matress semi into the building and then driving off in said semi causing massive damage to the city in their escape. Eye witnesses of the semi escaping recal a rather hairy bald man driving in front seat, no known individuals have been found suspect of the murder and theft

Adolescent Sasquatch Steals ATV from Gas Station

A recent viral YouTube video shows a fuzzy humanoid creature jumping on a ATV parked at a gas station and driving off before the ATV's owner could stop them. The creature believed to be an adolescent sasquatch was about average height and covered in light brown hair. Why did this young big foot steal the vehicle and what could he possibly be planning with it?

Archbishop Vasquez of San Francisco nominates Sister Mary Catherine to Sainthood

Flying in the face of tradition, Archibishop Vasquez has defied the typical five-year posthumous waiting period and nominated recently-deceased Sister Mary Catherine for sainthood. 

Sister Mary Catherine was recently found dead inside an abandoned pet store, her body partially consumed by what officials suspect were rabid animals. 

Archbishop Vasquez has posted several videos of Sister Mary Cathering performing healing miracles to CryptoLeak. In the videos, she can be seen experiencing stigmata and performing a laying of hands that is credited with curing chronic illnesses such as cancer. These cases were documented, and doctors have confirmed that their patients seem to have been cured, although no scientists witnessed these miracles. 

A massive populist following has formed for Sister Mary Catherine, especially in the Catholic communities worldwide. Her canonicalization seems very likely. 

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👨 Frederick Francis✔️ @FredtheFoodlover

           I was at this event, lucky I got out when I did. Food was good though, the fat head chef said made by some Boo Fellow(?)

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 The footage shows the Medical Science Award show where a baby was shot by a supernatural flare, the baby survived and was treated by medical troopers from the Syndicate of International Medical Practioners and Surgeons. The baby just barely survived but it's genetic abilities were lost.

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Oh god, caring about rich people are we fred?

Famous Actor Disappears

Famous Actor Micheal D'onovitchison, Star of the cult hit movie franchise Man Crunch, has gone missing after a visit to Brazil in preparation for what is reported to be a new installment in the beloved cult classic series. Last seen at the Cuiaba International Airport, D'onovitchison disappeared after climbing into a car with three unidentified individuals, which is believed to have been driven into the Amazon Rainforest. Police refuse to comment on whether the much loved Celebrity's disappearance is related to a string of missing individuals in the area, though the authorities have reassured the public that everything possible is being done to find the Actor and bring him home.

Breaking News at the Tuscaloosa County Courthouse

    James Barton, 36, has been arrested, charged with multiple counts of murder, mutilation of a corpse, burglary, and trespassing, after a citizen's arrest and his trial is underway. His family has detained Alan Dershowitz as counsel. Dershowitz is known for taking on high-profile and often unpopular cases and clients, and has won 19 of the 21 murder and attempted murder cases he has taken on as a criminal appellate lawyer.

    Police believe Barton picked victims at random, waiting till an opportune moment to approach and murder the victims scattered around the state. Victims have been identified as Micheal Stepinac (33, Woodstock) Hailey Jeffries (22, Tuscaloosa), Derek Smythe (48, Hitop) , Aaron Abbot (29, Birmingham), Elizabeth Evans (19, Anniston), Grace Marie Elois (27, Huntsville), Marie Sheilhamer, (16, Mobile) and Edward Pyle (71, Northport)

    The defense seems two-fold, focusing on James Barton's rapidly deteriorating  mental state from a head injury during a violent mugging 3 years ago, and sowing doubt on credibility of evidence submitted by casting doubt on the citizens performing said arrest- enhanced greatly when Barton's foreman and other witnesses of the arrestat JD Lumber  testified the arresting citizens used multiple Unnatural Abilities during the apprehension.
We go now to our reporter at the courthouse, where the police and counsel are about to hold a press release.

(Camera shows a crowd of people at the courthouse- a small podium surrounded with mics, and a crowd of reporters. Further back, police hold back the public- some of which hold signs that say "FREE JAMES" and "CLEANSE ALABAMA OF WITCHCRAFT" and "UNNATURAL OPPRESSES THE NATURAL", and there is also a counter protest, an unidentified organization in camo and masks, seemingly in favor of the citizens arrest.)

A suited representative of the ABI steps up to the mic,"Let me take this moment to thank our officers, citizens, and Dr Keller at the medical examiners office for their faith and determination in helping solve this case. This isn't likely to be a quick trial, though we are faithful justice will be delivered swiftly. Due to the excessive brutality of this case, the DA's office is seeking 9 consecutive life sentences. Thanks to the quick work of our staffed psychologist, Barton has calmed down a bit and seems cooperative thanks to medication- we were able to remove his muzzle in order to let him testify in his own behalf."

A reporter yells out "What do you know about that name 'Azaghel' he was screaming about the first day?" 

"We have no reason to believe 'Azaghel' is a genuine threat at this time. Morton was likely just a very sick man, but justice must be served. Any other questions?"

    Over the yelling reporters, 4 gunshots ring out from the direction of the courthouse.and the crowd immediately reacts, most running away but a few running towards it with cameras. The camera view slumps to the ground as the cameraman flees, and the live feed is cut, now showing the studio again, the news announcer's shocked faces."We seem to be having an actively developing situation." the woman says, a visible look of shock on her face.

She holds her earpiece in her ear, clearly listening before saying, stunned-"James Barton has been shot in the courthouse in cold blood. The killer was cooperative, immediately dropping his weapon. It seems he grabbed the bailiff's gun, and fired off four shots, all four hitting Barton- 3 in the torso and one in the head. I repeat, James Barton is dead." She grows silent, listening, before adding: "The shooter self-identified as Hank Jeffries on the scene. Witnesses claim he proudly announced 'This is for Hailey, you sick f'(a beeping censor cuts off the end of the word) as he pulled the trigger four times,followed by immediately dropping his weapon and putting his hands behind his head."She looks at her cards, before smiling cheerfully. "Thats all the time we have for today, Tune in at 9 for more updates on this developing story."

FANNING COMMUNITY MIDDLE SCHOOL BURNS TO THE GROUND DURING RIOT

This story is evolving!

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Attached is a link to a video titled "Why all of you bitches are inferior!!!" posted on a YouTube channel titled "Momma motherfucking Ettu"

The video itself depicts an elderly woman of around eighty years of age that refers to herself as "Momma Ettu", she's wearing a tin foil hat and a skin tight latex suit, her hair is messy and grey, her eyes bloodshot as she yells at the camera, spittle flying from her lips, coating the lens about halfway through the video.

She goes on a long-winded rant spanning around an hour, touching upon a variety of sensitive topics, her rhetoric includes rampant racism, sexism, antisemitism, homophobia and transphobia.

She finishes the video of by advocating for violence against marginalized groups and minorities, calling all like-minded fellow Americans to take up arms and -

"Cleanse mother earth of the blight and filth staining her beautiful face"

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The threads continue with countless other users expressing their disdain for "Momma Ettu" and her antics, while others support her actions, be it in jest or otherwise.

Users also begin to share short clips of their local radio stations gossiping about the outrageous videos that so quickly gained traction online, gathering countless clicks views and shares.

Manhunt Continues for Conner Inkz; Artist Suspected In Brutal Killings, Kidnappings, and Arson

A nationwide manhunt is underway for the famous tattoo artist Conner Inkz, according to the FBI, as well as for Lily Foreman, his girlfriend and known accomplice.

Mr. Inkz is the primary suspect in a series of brutal killings which occured in Burley, Idaho just last week, as well as in the kidnapping of two girls who lived there.  According to the Burley Police Department, Mr. Inkz is responsible for inciting a riot during which he killed several people including three police officers, and set the county courthouse ablaze.  He later killed a police officer and two prison guards while escaping custody.

"His guilt is clear," said police spokesperson Dana Moorehouse during a press conference shortly after the killings. "There are multiple witnesses to the riot and footage of the prison break.  We are confident in a conviction if we are able to ascertain his location."

Police refused to release the video evidence, but anonymous hackers had posted it publicly on YouTube, and though it was eventually taken down, by then it had been copied and widely circulated.  The footage shows Mr. Inkz and Ms. Foreman being escorted into a cell block before turning the tables on the guard and officer, brutally beating them to death.

"It is unclear what involvement Ms. Foreman had in the riot incidents, but she is plainly responsible for the death of the prison guard, and is known to be romantically involved with Mr. Inkz as well." said Morehouse. "They are both known to be incredibly dangerous individuals, and should not be approached by civilians."

The FBI got involved on Friday, placing Inkz and Foreman on their well-known list of Ten Most Wanted Fugitives, and setting up a special hotline for tips.  They have promised a $50,000 reward for any information which leads to the arrest of Mr. Inkz.

According to FBI spokesperson Linsday Gold, "If you see something, say something.  Mr. Inkz and Ms. Foreman are highly dangerous and on the run, and it is imperative that we are able to catch up to them.  Do not hesitate to contact local law enforcement as well as reach out to our tip line as soon as possible if you have any indication of their whereabouts."

Local police have also circulated descriptions of the two missing women, Abby Hobbes and Dorothy Childs. "We believe that the two women are victims of kidnapping and are likely to be in the custody of Mr. Inkz at this time."  Moorehouse said that they were last seen being carried away from the riot by Inkz, and have not been seen or heard from since.

Attack at Omnitech!

In a rare move the excutives were found to be up to no good again. With the companys lavish Christmas party up ahead it was found that the CEO and excutives were part of some strange and odd death cult. After an array of a scene there was some vigilatees trying to take advantage of the lack security. The police have taken several bodies of peopel in robes trying some bizzare ritual. The CEO was found choked to death. More details to come...

Emperor Norton II Delivers Glowing Boba Endorsement

"Emperor" Norton II drew a crowd outside of  San Francisco boba tea shop Bobasaurus tonight. His speech is partially recorded and has been widely shared.

A cell phone video of a man in flamboyant imperial attire addresses a crowd outside of Bobasaurus:

"So do we declare that in perpetuity that this Boba Cafe is, as of today, the true & recognized Imperial Boba Cafe of the City of San Francisco. To the seventh generation, so to that this Boba Cafe will pass to it's relatives until that glorious day, serving all the citizens of the City & the Imperial States of the Union..."

Bobasaurus itself is enjoying a healthy boom in business, though its signature tapioca pearls have run out for the time being.

In other news, San Franciscans are shocked by footage of a high speed chase through Russian Hill last night...

OOC Announcement

Hello residents of Illumination, this is just an OOC announcement to adress a few points concerning the illumination that I dont think have been getting across through the fault of the people managing the cell.
      First of all although supernatural happenings occur in the illumination the general public still is adjusting to it, witches are not just hanging out in bars and werewolves aren't driving cabs about in London. Therefore it is reasonable to assume most first time contractors may be taken aback by supernatural, and most NPC's likely should be as well.
      Second thing I would like to go over is some of the major influentail effects the Nagasaki event had over the world just to get things clear. Main point being the massive movement of xenophobic and anti-supernatural behavior the world is engaging in. The majority of the human population have negative attitude towards supernatural and generally will stay away and potentially show violence towards obviously supernatural contrators and the likes. One of the collosal results of this which should always be roleplayed in when it comes up is the outlawing of supernatural beings and objects within the country of Japan, the people of Japan didnt respond to kindly to the cultish massacre and the use of "magic" was outlawed
      Thanks for the understanding and Apologies things got a little confusing, I hope this clears up some of the main problems and idea that needed to be communicated.

Horrific Pirate Attack near Puerto Rico

On a remote island near Puerto Rico new has struck the world of a horrific action. American turned Somali Pirate Eden Davis Facebook  Lived a horrific massacre of an Entire Island. Dozens of pirates apparently descended upon the island looking for two individuals one who eden claims is his twin another he very clearly names as Damien Lee and even provides Damiens Cell phone number. The group has sworn to continue to assault local areas until these two are delivered to him. Local law enforcement went out to the boat to attempt to negotiate with the pirates however now it is reported that they are also calling for the arrest and extradition of Edens twin and this Damien Lee. If you have any information there is a 5 million dollar reward for any information that directly leads to the arrest of these two individuals by the local government.

Nagasaki Massacare!

Yesterday At around midnight the City of Nagasaki was awoken to quite the scare. An enormous number of people, estimated at around 30k-40k began massacring the city, using lethel force such as firearms where they could be found, but also improvised weapons senselessly killing residents of the city. People would also be ceromoniously burned while the killers chanted about a being known as Adora. Experts have deemed the killers as a fanatical religeous group or "Cult" and the event a mass sacrifice to their assumed diety Adora. The massacre claimed around 350k lives. U.S. Forces in military bases around Nagasaki mobilized as the event began but simply couldnt respond to the efficiency and brutality of the group who dispersed very quickly before the military could effectivly respond. Many Xenophobic and anti-occult Rallys and protests around the world in response to the event putting pressure on governments around the world to clamp down on supernatural activity related to the illumination. 

(On an OOC note please diregard the last posted Nagasaki event)

Circus leader Assassinated and many killed.

Reportedly, Jumper, a world famous hitman was seen leaving from a circus with the death of 38 people and the circus leader. 
We have the side profile of these 2 personell and will be considered wanted as we believe them to be related to the cult that killed in nagasaki (Dr. Conrad Blackwell and Maria Brooks)

These 3 will be wanted Dead or alive. 

Gang Members get in Shootout with Firefighters

The White Scarf's hideout, an apartment building in the middle of San Jose, was set on fire by a currently unfound arsonist, right next to an investigation for a hit and run. When Firefighters arrived at the scene, the gang opened fire on the firefighters and the cops. All of the gang members burned in the building, 5 police officers and 3 fire fighters died as a result of the shootout.

This lead police to connect the Hit and Run and Arson with the alarm at Platinum Bank next door, where it was revealed to the public that former CEO Rupert Carlson had a secret room with an exit leading to the sewers, and lead straight into the vault. The secret room had some form of item, but whatever it was, it was stolen in the chaos. Two cops witnessed a man running from the scene, but they said that the man tripped then exploded. Examination of the body shows that the man had attached C4 to his chest, and immediately exploded when he inadvertently turned it on. Nobody knows the man's motivations, or what he stole, but we will never find out.

Ultor Co. CEO and chairmen Exposed!

CEO Rupert Carlson and many Chairmen of the manufacturing and distribution company Ultor Co. have been exposed by an anonymous vigilante Hacker finding evidence of Money laundering, illegal drug trade, assasination, Human trafficking (the list goes on to describe several other illegal activities) through the company, the individuals in question are being further investigated and detained while more evidence is compiled. A transfer of power being handed down to a bridget jones who promises a better and redeemed future for the company. Investigations to find the vigilante who brought this information to light are in progress as well, dirty money accounts and various systems within the company were broken into and information on the hacker Is appreciated.

The Blackwater massacre.

This is L0B0, and welcome to Glepnir Broken

Today's flavor of doxx is the identities of The Scarlet Claws, a mercenary group that is armed to hell and back, Ultor. Co, a corrupt company that hired them to kill union members of a small town "Blackwater" in Texas for profit, and William Murdoch, a Drug Addicted Madman with superhuman capabilities who shot up the town in a drug induced rage.

Included with the post is evidence exposing The Scarlet Claws including their buisness transactions with Ultor.Co and the names of high brass member of the company who were complicit in the deal, as well as all information on William Murdoch including his social media posts, voice and video recordings of his rampage throughout the town that depicts him firing multiple magazines worth of ammunition down upon the union and the mercenaries alike from a vantage point on a roof of a residential building, taking all of them down in a bloody display of savagery and carnage, furthermore there are pictures of the armored vehicle and the variety of weapons he owns.

Suspected Plane Hijacker Killed in Court

This is a CNN special report. 

Earlier today, suspected plane hijacker Amaryllis (Amy) Fleischer attempted to escape during a court hearing. She was shot and pronounced dead on scene. Be warned: the following video contains graphic content. 

The video shows Amy in some sort of courtroom, dressed in orange, eyeliner streaked from crying. The Judge bangs her gravel, and a pair of corrections officers come to take her away. Just as they grab a hold of her, a spike of blood shoots from Amy's wrist through an officer's chest. First one, then the other. Someone screams. Amy sends a third spike through the handcuffs securing her hands and feet, then makes a break for it. She makes it halfway to the door before a rattling of gunfire rings out and she collapses. Several officers surround her prone body, pointing guns. A pool of blood forms underneath her, quickly growing and flowing down the aisle.

A harrowing closure to the terrifying ordeal of the passengers aboard hijacked flight UA1670.

Plane Hijacked

Earlier today, flight UA1670 was hijacked by a black-haired witch. Viral footage shows suspect Amaryllis Fleischer using some sort of blood magic weapon to injure an Air Marshal and assault a good Samaritan monster hunter. The monster hunter died at the scene and was the only fatality of the incident. All other passengers are now recovered and free.

Eyewitness reports indicate that that she was attempting to protect a monstrous dog. No such dog appears in the footage. However, many individuals are seen interacting with and reacting to the “dog,” leading experts to believe that it was either an illusion or simply does not appear in recorded footage as a result of its supernatural origin. 

The suspected hijackers: Amy Fleischer and a man known only as “Walter” were arrested when the plane landed and are currently being held in a Honolulu prison.

Double Trouble: Passengers of Hijacked Plane Duplicates?

Reports are emerging that all passengers of the hijacked plane are already people that exist. The "original" passengers are all safe at their homes and had all considered going to Hawaii but made other plans for one reason or another. None of the duplicates are being held or charged with any crime. 

"It's really weird to meet yourself," says Sally Emerson, a passnger. "We're trying to figure out where to go from here." 

No one is sure why or how this has happened, but considering the recent crashed plane, it appears something very strange is going on with flight UA1670. United Airlines has stated that they are cancelling the route out of an excess of caution. 

The Loch Ness Monster Captured!

Breaking News: Loch Ness Monster Captured and Contained

On August 15 a Pliosaur or better known the Loch Ness monster was captured by a local Group of Scottish scientists after using sonar technology to track down and then contain it in a smaller more manageable enclosure. The Creature Clocked in at around 20 meters and 103,700 pounds, extremely large compared to its prehistoric ancestors.

At the current moment it is unknown how the Dinosaur survived to the current day or if there are more. Confirmation on Disappearances of people due to the Dinosaur have been found after an endoscopy on its digestive tract, discovering human remains, as well as much local aquatic life found in Loch Ness although few and erratic still occuring at least annually, mainly during the winter when food is assumedly lacking

The Head researcher, Travis Thomson, recently sold the Dinosaur to the Georgia aquarium in the US ,where they plan on creating an exhibit for it, to continue the funding of research of this prehistoric creature, and where it came from hoping to uncover the mysteries from the depths.

BREAKING: Doubts raised over the fate of those in the Hawaii crash

This is a KITV breaking report.  PLEASE DISREGARD EARLIER REPORTS OF DOWNED AIRPLANE. 

Earlier today, a KITV report aired announcing the crash of United airlines flight UA1670. However, KITV never issued this report, and the author named in the byline has confirmed that they did not write it. 

That said, our on-the-scene reporters have confirmed the appearance of a crashed plane consistent on the northern coast of Oahu that appears consistent with the original report. The carnage of the wreckage indicates that several hundred passengers did indeed perish in the crash. However, many of those named in the original report have reached out to KITV to confirm that they are not, in fact, dead. United Airlines has issued a statement asserting that all of their flights are present and accounted for. 

The orgin of the erroneous news report, the airplane, and the unfortunate passengers aboard remains a mystery.

Before the United States government secured the scene of the crash, a first responder claims he was able to personally identify at least one of the bodies in the wreckage. "It was my sister, Emily! She's family, dammit. I'd recognize her face anywhere. It was her. But Emily is still alive. As soon as she saw the report, she called me, and we're together now. I don't know what happened. . . I'm still in shock. None of this feels real to me." 

The US Government is reaching out to those reported killed and scheduling interviews for more information. If you or a loved one was named in the original report, please call the number on your screen. 

United Airlines flight crashes in Hawaii. All passengers killed.

This is a KITV breaking report. 

We have just received reports that United Airlines flight UA1670 from San Francisco has crashed in Ahupuaʻa ʻO Kahana State Park Oahu, Hawaii. At this time, the cause of the crash is unknown. First responders have confirmed our worst fears: none of the 325 passengers aboard survived. 

Listed below are the names of all the passengers who bought a ticket for this flight. KITV offers our deepest condolences to their friends and families: 

Mikaela Ritter

Naomi Montes

Thomas Wiley

Caitlyn Levine

Jalen Daniels

Haven Mclean

Alma House

Francis Hodges

Ernest Berry

Gina Wilkinson

Cloe Mckee

Kaiden Riley

Arianna Zhang

Megan Beasley

Ruth Haas

Phoenix Alvarez

Inspector Gadget

Enrique Davenport

Johanna Wall

Ezequiel Petty

Lillie Blanchard

Freddy Osborn

Gabrielle Brady

Alayna Yates

Jaylin Jimenez

Caleb Leach

Kolton Jordan

Liliana Mclaughlin

Keagan Simon

Dillon Mullen

Anaya Barton

Nathan Wells

Dario Roberts

Kaleigh Gilbert

Mira Huber

Braiden Brooks

Gregory Lucero

Sam Deleon

Donald Walton

Lindsay Garner

Sadie Conrad

Connor Byrd

Max French

Jocelyn Beck

Dorian Bartlett

Jarrett Morse

Priscilla Friedman

Lea Vazquez

Amy Weiss

Josh Wallace

Nasir Campos

Lamar Washington

Zane Walsh

Eli Gutierrez

Harper Moore

Anabelle Frost

Carley Jackson

Kaydence Casey

Bruno Nixon

Leonard Shaffer

Ryker Hobbs

Scarlett Hatfield

Adrien Compton

Naima Chavez

Kristian Mcintosh

Sidney Skinner

Adeline Jones

Abagail Curtis

Charity Meza

Tyshawn Morrow

Hana Molina

Hailee Hayden

Charlie Rodgers

Keagan Howell

Nathan Bridges

Seth Horn

Addison Pugh

Mira Barrera

Mia Hensley

Ansley Berry

Phillip Wise

Lucas Weber

Alondra David

Hana Castaneda

Ellis Ferrell

Claire Rodgers

Cedric Montoya

Ralph Kerr

Cadence Hardy

Victor Adams

Abigayle Becker

Eleanor Michael

Kimmy Viable

Payten Simmons

Zaiden Everett

Jeremy Blackburn

Benjamin Pope

Shayla Steele

Jasiah Howell

Cassandra Richards

Josue Valdez

Kaiya Olsen

Harper Keith

Octavio Warner

Mia Coffey

Tiffany Gallagher

Aspen Brooks

Alexander Gallegos

Jamal Perry

Karissa Sutton

Keira Chang

Karissa Shah

Zain Vaughan

Hillary Lindsey

Drake Whitaker

Braiden Hicks

Ignacio Noble

Danny Mcdaniel

Ronan Holt

Chris Charvis

Antoine Byrd

Frederick Doyle

Caylee Valenzuela

Joe Duarte

Jacob Frederick

Julianne Skinner

Bailey Chapman

Christopher Avila

Andrew Hogan

Emmy Brown

Clay Moses

Tatiana Stevenson

Isaiah Moon

Emily Barber

Giuliana Park

Donna Bautista

Jaylon Nielsen

Winston Mercado

Pranav Richard

Bryanna Noble

Aleah Hester

Sterling Olson

Katie Randolph

Maximus Morrison

Brodie Bryan

Evie Rios

Gavin Burke

Judah Kerr

Tommy Nelson

Charlize Becker

Kamron Chavez

Memphis Carroll

Yamilet Small

Zoey Summers

Marlie Sexton

Dominique Gentry

Kristin Humphrey

Larissa Davis

Maddison Berger

Karter Martinez

Olivia Preston

Yurem Horton

Cornelius Skinner

Devon Howe

Yadira Rowland

Ansley Lutz

Edwin Jenkins

Meadow Castaneda

Brenna Ochoa

Elvis Lee

Dereon Fuentes

Melanie Flynn

Camron Elliott

Jack Wright

Ibrahim Hancock

Jazmyn Weaver

Shania Vaughn

Deven Crane

Harley Graham

Braydon Robbins

Marshall Horton

Jaelyn Mccormick

Sarah Ray

Taylor Byrd

Lisa Morrow

Litzy Adkins

Kaelyn Welch

Sydney Ruiz

Averi Wilson

Amya Holland

Ben Travis

Zaid Newton

Kadyn Huffman

Emmalee Gutierrez

Kaelyn Wolfe

Giselle Byrd

Alexzander Graham

Micheal Hudson

Macie Huerta

Lucian Sheppard

Kayla Holloway

Jaydon Pace

Alondra Hensley

Pierce Shields

Valery Coffey

Irene Kaufman

Dangelo Cline

Thaddeus Humphrey

Virginia Huynh

Ruby Jones

Kyan Salazar

Cory Mccormick

Conrad Gross

Cale Bowman

Adison Ross

Dominik Stark

Jaylynn Torres

Jillian Hayden

Rishi Nguyen

Zackery Alexander

Amiya Howell

Kianna Griffin

Quinten Robertson

Carolina Knight

Jacquelyn Cherry

Trent Christian

Yazmin Villanueva

Kymani Fox

Luca Lee

Mathew Beck

Jenny Rivas

Braylon Rhodes

Taylor Dean

Everett Burton

Ashlynn Murillo

Leland Bush

Elisabeth Cole

Alec Klein

Angelina Gray

Braydon Clements

Laila Carroll

Deshawn Mccarthy

Ian Barker

Elizabeth Randall

Tara Ballard

Valentino Dougherty

Aron Macias

Ryder Holder

Allen Robbins

Gillian Mcdonald

Alani Day

Elizabeth Hays

Muhammad Gregory

Sophia Farmer

Brayan Waller

Ayanna Campbell

Cullen Nicholson

Justus Fritz

Gaven Kelly

Aria Butler

Cassidy Davis

Jon Davies

Fletcher Gill

Casey Nolan

Shyanne Huerta

Annabella Esparza

Bradley BigBoy

Shawn Fritz

Grady Lowery

Kailee Moore

Maribel Reeves

Haiden Rosales

Krista Salinas

Sofia Jennings

Miah Hunter

Jennifer Rhodes

Aiden Blankenship

Phoebe Esparza

Kymani Lam

Jaylyn Bernard

Sarahi Matthews

Zoey Rich

Justice Mora

Martha Hampton

Ricky Colon

Nathaly Scott

Jacquelyn Gordon

Payten Bird

Elle Key

Bailey Lucas

Sheldon Long

Vincent Mora

Marisa David

Josue Acevedo

Lilianna Griffin

Amon [no surname]

Kendall Boyer

Connor Benson

Zoie Rivas

Leilani Copeland

Piper Foley

Sergio Booth

Raiden Davila

Karlie Mckee

Joselyn Blankenship

Breanna Simon

Thaddeus Dillon

Asher Potts

Cody Nixon

Rory Herrera

Jonathan Cabrera

Heath Cobb

Jermaine Franklin

Kameron Compton

Marques Ramsey

Crystal Bruce

Mohammad Kirk

Shaun Guerra

Gauge Hardin

Leslie Ashley

Cierra Yu

4 bodies were unidentified in the wreckage