Unexplained CPS issues.

Grafton Gazette

Police swarmed the small town of Grafton in rural West Virginia. At this point it is unclear what transpired late last night at the local CPS office, but so far 5 are missing and the police aren't releasing any information. The Gazette will continue to keep their readers updated as things unfold. 

Mysterious Robot Terrorist Identified!

Live at 7 it's QWZX your favorite news source. After a few days of effort and research the internet and collective public belive they have identified the primary hijacker in the flight UA1670 incident as erratic billionaire Sir Walter McCloughlin. Seeming to act as the ring leader of this escapade McCloughlin has been previously seen using this robot body as a means of communication. While some initial outcries said exactly this moments after the event was live streamed, they were silenced by the bot farms employed by McClaughlin soups inc. Now though the evidence is indisputable. The identidy of one of the other members is still in some question but the third accomplice seems to be disgraced superstar Thugnificant. What odd turn of events caused these three to team up we might never know. 

The three hijackers were apprehended by police and are presumably still being questioned. As these actions fall under established terrorism law the government can hold them almost indefinitly due to the patriot act. As of yet no statement has been released regarding the hijacking, but we will keep you informed!

Hero dog foils Terrorist attack!

A terrorist attack was foiled during flight UA1670 going from Sanfrancisco to Hawaii. For reasons still unclear to the public, a group of terrorists lead by the renowned but hated Billionaire Sir Walter McCouglin attempted to hijack the plane mid flight. The group brutally murdered both a small child and a US airmarshal who attempted to prevent the hijacking. The inciting incident was unclear but the aftermath was horrific, a bathroom filled with blood and viscera as well as the previously mentioned dead bodies. The deceased marshal was able to seriously wound one of the terrorists before being killed themselves and afterwards a collegiate running back was able to tackle the lead terrorist. 

After the terrorists were contained the passangers recorded their actions for the remainder of the flight. After the flight landed the terrorists were siezed by swat and the plane passengers were questioned. 

More news to come following the events of this harrowing case. 

Waterborne parasite found in downtown SF!

Early yesterday evening a small riot erupted outside of a bobatea shop in downtown SF. Several people seem to have drank tainted water that had effected them and caused them to mill about in the streets and attack pedestrians. Police were able to contain the mob but not before several of them were attacked. Several gunshots went off and a variety of people seemed to be injured or effected. No deaths were reported though several people were found in critical condition after those affected were contained. 

Stay tuned to channel 6 for more news.